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Cynic-al

30 Kearny, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The first thing people would say about me if you asked them is "dude's fucking tall."

I've only been to three countries outside of the USA; Canada, Costa Rica, and I just returned from Spain (Feb '15). I had a blast at all 3 and can't wait to visit them again. I also want to travel to the rest of Europe, Japan, and New Zealand. A travel buddy would be nice *not so subtle wink*

My idea of a fun time includes: Indoor rock climbing, white water rafting, zip lining, watching UFC events, practicing BJJ, dead lifts and squats, Xbox 360 (I don't trust you Xbox One with your Kinect!), watching a stupidly awesome movie or an awesomely stupid movie, learning random useless facts through Wikipedia, and most importantly, taking care of my puppy Griffin.

I have moments where I display levels of pure genius intellect and decision making, but more often than not I'll probably have you wondering why I'm not wearing a helmet and swimmies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being taller than everyone else in a room.

Minesweeper. Yes, I know how to play.

And massages. Big guy, big hands, you do the math.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
*Picks up the phone, calls friend*
Friend: Sup dude?
Me: Hey, when we first met, what was the first thing you noticed about me?
Friend: How good you smelled.
Me: *click*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Podcasts: The Joe Rogan Experience, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History

Shows: The Walking dead, Family Guy, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, anything UFC related

Music: Death Metal
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A barbell
Internet
A good bed
My dogs
Pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- When will my iPhone figure out that I really am trying to type "shit", not "shut"?

-Why do so many of you put "I love to laugh" in your profile? Seriously, that might be the single most redundant statement you can make. You wanna stand out? Tell me you DON'T like to laugh! Seriously, if anyone actually gets pissed off from laughing, PLEASE message me, because you are truly unique.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Attempting to lift twice my bodyweight
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for someone you can trust. Apparently that type of person is super rare.

Your idea of going to the gym involves lifting heavy shit off the ground.

Or if you'd like to do any of the following activities:
-Bouldering
-Go bike riding
-Dog parks
-Master the art of Ameri-Do-Te
-Go to a yoga class
-Take a Boxing/Muy Thai/Jiu-Jitsu class
-Crash at home and play some XBox