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Cyranasaurus

19 Albany, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hopeless romantic seeks partner to share in the spoils of world domination.

Must be okay with:

- people watching (I'm a firm believer in bonding through judging others, together)

- campy horror flicks

- blanket forts (pillow forts really just don't cut the mustard these days)

- being chauffeured in my sick Maserati (jk, its a 90's toyota minivan)

- eating ourselves into oblivion- I have a penchant for BBQ chicken pizza and a hollow leg

- Oh yeah, the whole systematic world domination thing.
What I’m doing with my life
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Fledging entrepreneur
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm basically the pinnacle of human evolution. Exceedingly attractive, funny, charming.

Oh yeah, and being facetious on online dating sites. :P
The first things people usually notice about me
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My fiery demon eyes- or maybe the horns... hmmm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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If you don't accept nicolas cage as the One True Lord and Saviour, we're going to clash.

But in all seriousness- the beforementioned campy horror flicks are crucial. Also admittedly, I'm a giant nerd and I'm into pretty much everything under that umbrella.

- anime (ask me for specifics)
- dexter
- lotr
- firely
- archer
- the league
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Activities"

The DANGER ZONE

Alcohol (Preferably Fireball, I know I know.. shhhhhh)

My giant bed

Sushi

Night walks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- butts

- cats

- fresh pressed linens
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Basking in the brief respite from monotony. Usually that entails Innout, brews, and good company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a imaginary Liger friend named Aleister.
You should message me if
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You actually made it this far LOL