there's a simple explanation:
you're a toymaker's creation
trapped inside a crystal ball"
- Friendship is Witchcraft, Pinkie's Gypsy Tambourine
A person cursed with permanently enabled truesight, naturally born unlucky, officially insane (which is a good thing, otherwise the world would be utterly unbearable). Knowing anything will end up badly anyway, I have not much problem trying anything. This leads me to pretty interesting places and, surprisingly, gets quite lots of friends. Learnt to cherish the moments where nothing horrible happens because I know they won't last for long.
If you want to hang out with me, you are insane. Yes, you would probably get pretty much adventure and see lots of strange things and people, but it will end very, very badly, guaranteed. Hell, even myself would not hang with myself if I had a choice.
So, why I have a profile here? Good question. Maybe to silence the annoying voice of my DNA that wants to continue.