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  • Ages 25–33
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Last online
Sep 29
5' 11" (1.81m)
Body Type
Other but it’s not important
Dropped out of Two-year college
Might want kids
My self-summary
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Hellooooo, and welcome to my "self-summary" written by yours truly.Newly updated June 8th, 2015.
So as a brief summary of me I'm going with kind of geeky. I balance my time between work, internet/games, and friends/family. Also, I sleep sometimes. There's also coffee, eating, and drinking, definitely coffee. Oh, plus I watch things online. Not just porn mind you, but shows and movies too. I like cartoons as well.
I stay pretty busy with work, the old 7-4 gig. It's cold outside (it's summer now so it's dirty and muggy). I work in an unheated warehouse, I'm cold all day. Coffee helps. I like to laugh and make jokes! Shenanigans are my game, you can usually find me messing with my friends to see if a reaction can be had. I also like to hide peoples' things to see how long they look for them? Pretty funny stuff to me.
When I'm off work I try to chill with mah peeps. My bros all work at pizza shops which kinda sucks for hanging out. I usually end up on Reddit, Crunchyroll, or some random game. Internet is fun for me, especially now that it's cold and hibernation season (once again it's hot now D: time to do things outside again sometimes).

Personality wise? I originally said I was a softie but my friends all say I'm kind of an ass. I've got a great heart and I'm the loyalist of friends but I can be blunt at times unless I know someone needs a pickmeup. I like to chat, I'm a bit nerdy. On the day to day im chill but like to be the life of a party. My jokes range from morbid, to crude, to witty.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just trying to be better than the person I was yesterday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Screwing up lol... but luckily, I'm pretty good at putting the pieces back together.
I always try to make the best out of a bad situation.
I really like to turn someone around that's having a shit day.
My driving skills are top notch (I do this like 8 hours a day).
Video Games
MS Paint
Listening, although I have my limits
Moving peoples houses lol
Trying to find the right word for someone
My math is pretty decent
Heartily laughing, my YARRs and HUZZAHS ain't too bad neither
I also have a knack for random short stories
Staying up late and not sleeping
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I honestly have zero clue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I had this massive list that I was afraid to delete but it was soooo old. Here's my currents I guess.

Books- I don't really like to spend my time reading long stories. If I'm reading it's generally some random fictional short story I find online.

Movies? I like mind benders, stoner comedies, and action. Things like Grandmas Boy, Donny Darko, Will Farrell stuff, Get Him to the Greek. I like all the big epic movies LOTR, Transformers, etc..

Shows- I was really into the popular shows Breaking Bad and SOA. I still need to watch AHS considering I only went about half way through season 2. I can watch comedy shows or documentaries. I'm currently a huge anime nerd and can talk your ear off about the feels at end of Akame ga Kill.

Musiq!? Hmmm I listen to a lot of Nightcore when I'm at work because it's so upbeat. Dubstep, electronic, rap, metal... Anything with a heavy beat makes me happy. I actually just started listening to a little of T Swift D: I'm semi-ashamed.

Games- You were probably expecting food but I'm not picky in that field. I'm a big gamer!!! I play EvE online (massive nerd for this), LoL, and Hearthstone. Currently playing Divinity: Original Sin (soooooooooooo good) with my roommate as well. Too many past games to mention here, plus I still rock a solid nintendo game. I'll throw down on some board games or D&D if someone wants to get down. Big fantasy buff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tim Hortons
A car
Red Bull
da interweb
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
when I need to sleep. I think about work stuff when I'm there, gotta stay 5 steps ahead! When I'm off my brain is care free :D this causes random thoughts and small bursts of excitement/joy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
chilling in house usually. I like to go out but most of my bros work nights/weekends. I've never been one to go out by myself, I prefer company (friendship is the best ship). Sometimes I'll head out with the work peeps to whatever club/bar they're hitting if I can get a DD.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 30?
You should message me if
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You are also kind of geeky.
Maybe you like to talk.
You wish to be my sugar momma and take me away from the plights of hard labor.
You also saw the AMA from the CEO of okc and all the other dating apps and thought now might be an ok time to look for someone.