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D3n1mCh1ck3n

31 M Alamo, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:39am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a little wild, untamed, but underneath, I'm fiercely honest and loyal. I find the best in the worst situations. I've literally been completely soaked by passing-by cars...twice, and felt privileged because really, who does that happen to outside of movies/TV? My sense of humor is very healthy. It's probably my most exercised muscle with all my sarcasm and one-liners. :)

I've lived in 11 different states and visited 34 total. Massachusetts is home. My personality is very east coast Italian. Yes, I will crack wise playfully with and about you but only about half, as much as, I will about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been blessed with a very successful but lengthy recovery from a serious back injury at work. As a result of being laid up for close to a year, I'm a bit heavier and less active than I naturally am. I have a really good goal and know it's attainable though. When I got hurt I was clocking in at less than I was in High School, and I'm feeling good about all of it. I'll take having to work off some weight any day over constant serious back pain and painkiller addiction.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Love to cook, and I do it well. I prepare better Italian food than you can buy. I have my own recipes for meatballs and brajole in a red meaty gravy, a baked breaded chicken carbonara, and bell pepper chicken cacciatore. I fantasize about cooking for my own wedding. Tell me this isn't funny: I want to make an Italian wedding soup which is chicken broth with beef meatballs, spinach, parmesan cheese and noodles. I want to make it with one giant meatball and have everyone gather around when my bride breaks apart the meatball into pieces before we serve everyone so I can say something loudly like an Italian gangster, "OHH! She's already breakin' my balls!"
The first things people usually notice about me
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Not sure. I don't go around asking folks what they notice about me. I'm not that narcissistic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love movies. Terrible to the excellent ones but generally not between.
For shows: Dexter, Sons of Anarchy, Sopranos, The Shield, Battlestar Galactica, Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Spartacus, Rome, etc.

Music: Pop from the 60's-80's. Classic rock. 80's metal. Hard rock and metal from the late 90's to mid 2000's. And stuff like Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin.

Food: I love trying new things and I am well traveled in the US. I've tried a lot. I love cooking my own recipes. I am proficient at cooking Italian and Polish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1)Food
2)Company: Family, friends, and you potentially.
3)Work: I've done the lazy thing, and I find I am healthier both mentally and physically if I am working.
4)Movies.
5)Travel Destinations: Typically, I like historical stuff and outdoorsy stuff.
6)Creative outlets: humor, writing, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How stupid people sound when they say, "Come at me, bro!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends, at home, working, or with family. In that order most likely.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book. Not much I won't admit to if you ask, but I'm not all about publically giving it out. Anyone up for a game of 20 questions?
You should message me if
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So what am I looking for on here? I guess just someone who can laugh at my jokes, as hard as, I do. Someone that can help me forget how much school and work together is going to suck just by being you. Someone to encourage me to be a better person than I think I can be. Feel free to message me if you can handle that.