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30 M Alamo, CA

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Not really sure why I am here actually. Maybe to send you a sarcastic one line message about your profile. I do enjoy that.

I grew up Mormon, but no longer practice.

I've lived in 11 different states and visited 34 total. Massachusetts is home. My personality is very east coast Italian. Yes, I will crack wise playfully with and about you but only about, as much as, I will about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Healing from a work related back injury. It made me realize that I need to get back to school. As much as I hate the idea, it appears to be a necessity. Summer classes...YAY! :/
I’m really good at
Love to cook, and I do it well. I prepare better Italian food than you can buy. I have my own recipes for meatballs and brajole in a red meaty gravy, a baked breaded chicken carbonara, and bell pepper chicken cacciatore. I fantasize about cooking for my own wedding. Tell me this isn't funny: I want to make an Italian wedding soup which is chicken broth with beef meatballs, spinach, parmesan cheese and noodles. I want to make it with one giant meatball and have everyone gather around when my bride breaks apart the meatball into pieces before we serve everyone so I can say something loudly like an Italian gangster, "OHH! She's already breakin' my balls!"
The first things people usually notice about me
Not sure. I don't go around asking folks what they notice about me. I'm not that narcissistic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love movies. Terrible to the excellent ones but generally not between.
For shows: Dexter, Sons of Anarchy, Sopranos, The Shield, Battlestar Galactica, Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Spartacus, Rome, etc.

Music: Pop from the 60's-80's. Classic rock. 80's metal. Hard rock and metal from the late 90's to mid 2000's. And stuff like Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin.

Food: I love trying new things and I am well traveled in the US. I've tried a lot. I love cooking my own recipes. I am proficient at cooking Italian and Polish.
The six things I could never do without
2)Company: Family, friends, and you potentially.
3)Work: I've done the lazy thing, and I find I am healthier both mentally and physically if I am working.
5)Travel Destinations: Typically, I like historical stuff and outdoorsy stuff.
6)Creative outlets: humor, writing, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How stupid people sound when they say, "Come at me, bro!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends, at home, working, or with family. In that order most likely.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. Not much I won't admit to if you ask, but I'm not all about publically giving it out. Anyone up for a game of 20 questions?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Up to you. Do or don't. Got nothing to lose either way. Might get a laugh or two if you do.