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D3n1mCh1ck3n

30 M Alamo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Not really sure why I am here actually. Maybe to send you a sarcastic one line message about your profile. I do enjoy that.

I grew up Mormon, but no longer practice.

I've lived in 11 different states and visited 34 total. Massachusetts is home. My personality is very east coast Italian. Yes, I will crack wise playfully with and about you but only about, as much as, I will about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Healing from a work related back injury. It made me realize that I need to get back to school. As much as I hate the idea, it appears to be a necessity. Summer classes...YAY! :/
I’m really good at
Love to cook, and I do it well. I prepare better Italian food than you can buy. I have my own recipes for meatballs and brajole in a red meaty gravy, a baked breaded chicken carbonara, and bell pepper chicken cacciatore. I fantasize about cooking for my own wedding. Tell me this isn't funny: I want to make an Italian wedding soup which is chicken broth with beef meatballs, spinach, parmesan cheese and noodles. I want to make it with one giant meatball and have everyone gather around when my bride breaks apart the meatball into pieces before we serve everyone so I can say something loudly like an Italian gangster, "OHH! She's already breakin' my balls!"
The first things people usually notice about me
Not sure. I don't go around asking folks what they notice about me. I'm not that narcissistic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love movies. Terrible to the excellent ones but generally not between.
For shows: Dexter, Sons of Anarchy, Sopranos, The Shield, Battlestar Galactica, Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Spartacus, Rome, etc.

Music: Pop from the 60's-80's. Classic rock. 80's metal. Hard rock and metal from the late 90's to mid 2000's. And stuff like Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin.

Food: I love trying new things and I am well traveled in the US. I've tried a lot. I love cooking my own recipes. I am proficient at cooking Italian and Polish.
The six things I could never do without
1)Food
2)Company: Family, friends, and you potentially.
3)Work: I've done the lazy thing, and I find I am healthier both mentally and physically if I am working.
4)Movies.
5)Travel Destinations: Typically, I like historical stuff and outdoorsy stuff.
6)Creative outlets: humor, writing, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How stupid people sound when they say, "Come at me, bro!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends, at home, working, or with family. In that order most likely.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. Not much I won't admit to if you ask, but I'm not all about publically giving it out. Anyone up for a game of 20 questions?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Up to you. Do or don't. Got nothing to lose either way. Might get a laugh or two if you do.