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34 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 19
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats

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My self-summary
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Listen... can you hear it? Your own self summary revealed before your own eyes. Ha, when will that happen.

Seriously, who likes to talk about themselves and how accurate is their actual self awareness? I'd say ask my friends for my self summary, but they're all on the east coast. So I lament...

I'm a successful real estate investor. I try not to have too many material possessions and take care of what I own. I'm quick witted, stupidly funny, and am generally called 'cute'. I find random things funny because sometimes they are. I'm a true optimist and will find the bright sides of almost anything. I tend to smile a lot... except in this profile picture because I was listening to somebody tell a story.

I'd say in order to know me the best, chat with me, hang out, let's do something random and fun together. This is the best way to know about anyone.
What I’m doing with my life
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Walking the steady line of life, just like anybody else. I'm always looking for the opportunity to improve my life whether it's my health, my career, or my goals. Isn't that what everybody is doing?

Right at this moment, I'm thinking about going to the beach because the next two days are supposed to be sunny and some of the hottest weather in Portland.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Tell me what's going on, I'm here. Although other alternatives include...

Almost anything... Seriously I have a knack for things, except falling from the sky. For some reason I'm not good at that. Scientists should be study my ability to defy gravity.

Ok, ok. I don't like to brag, but being randomly funny is a knack. If you can keep up, props to you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Seriously, how would I know, I'm not them. I would guess that it's probably my encroaching gray hairs which I try to dye out. Long story behind that one. I do get a lot of comments on my blue eyes too. Maybe that's the first thing people notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I actually am not really a fan of traditional media. Go figure. I haven't read a book since last year and that book was a biography about my doctor. I usually try to obtain my information from online websites, whether it be current news, culinary recipes, latest trends, etc.

I've stopped watching cable TV as of 6 years ago, but do subscribe to Netflix. I like watching shows like Arrested Development, New Girl, Bones, Psych, Family Guy just to name a few. Movies include (off the top of my head and in random order) 'Crazy, Stupid, Love', 'Marvel's Avengers', 'Clue', etc.

Music wise, I like almost anything. Yup, it's that simple.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm gonna have to say:
1. Being with someone who is your best friend.
2. Listening and learning almost anything.
3. Contemplating what you've learned.
4. Always learning.
5. Family and friends.
6. I defy your sixth answer. Ha ha ha!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hmmm... toughy. It used to be spending time with my significant other. Now, it's how I'm going to fix this house. Although, I try to stay in present time. I guess I would also have to go with nostalgic memories and what I'm going to be doing next. Ooh, I do like food, so what I'm going to be cooking next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no typical Friday, Saturday, Sunday, or the rest of the week of me. Right now, I spend time at home thinking about what I'm going to do next. Right now, that next is meeting new people and becoming friends if not more.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm more emotional than I let on. And I want to see Metallica live. They're just fucking awesome live.

Also, who is Waldo. This guy perplexes me, but I'm invigorated by his presence, or non-presence if you'd like to call it that.
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