I'm not a vegetarian but, for a living, I'm a vegan, gluten-free chef at a successful company.
I like dancing to hip hop and soul music and catchy top 40 pop music.
I wish upon a star that I could two step, and I get terribly disappointed and discouraged every time I try to do so. I'm gonna have to take private lessons or something cuz that is just the baddest shit!
Also, I have no idea what to do during ambient breakdowns in techno songs.
As far as listening to music goes, I love many songs from most genres except for: white boy ska, frail forest creature meow music, rambling over-ambitious intellectual hip hop that makes references to obscure Russian authors, worldly interspective modern bluegrass that occasionally throws in the word "fuck" just for shock value and rock creds, fuck-me-cuz-I'm-sensitive strum-strum, or anything chode-driven.
I'm sure there are some exceptions...
I mostly listen to KUT news.
My hobbies include but are not exclusive to: learning and playing musical instruments, standup comedy, coming up with million-dollar ideas, blowing money at restaurants, thinking of names and slogans for products and companies and websites, pretending to know way more than I do about football and basketball, talking my way out of dangerous or uncomfortable situations, and trying to imagine a three dimensional model that grafs out a representation of the way that an individual being's life branches off into an infinite number of timelines at every instant of it's existence.
I've never turned down a game of Texas holdem.
I don't like jumping off of things or into things or out of things. I don't do extreme water stuff. I've never been in a proper fist fight and I'm afraid of motorcycle rides.
I DO like roller coasters and my friend, Alex, told me that I drive like Batman, but he didn't mean it in a good way.
There is a Batman roller coaster.