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42 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:25pm
Relationship Type
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Average build
Other but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm so mysterious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Music, food, people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't think that similarity in cultural taste is necessarily a reasonable barometer for social compatibility.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... random hypothetical situations.

There is always music stuck in my head. There are several musical ensembles that exist only in my brain.

I imagine little stories and dialogues for myself. Then I immediately forget them.

I believe in the multiverse, reincarnation, and ghosts.

I'm not incapable of worrying about things.

Memories pop into my head, unsolicited and seemingly irrelevant, especially of places: rooms and street intersections... from all different times in my life- sometimes, from my dreams.

I think aliens are already here living among us and I'm cool with it.

NASA is developing warp drive as we speak. You and I will be capable of traveling to other stars in this lifetime. It's true :)

Girls, recipes, puns, technology, humor, syntax, death, sex, money, rhythm, harmony, dissonance, absurdity, Helen Keller, the bottom of the ocean...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I told you I would have to kill you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear socks.
You should message me if
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...if your profile contains less than three (hopefully zero) of the following words, phrases, or sentences:
Here goes, I hate [filling] these things [out], laid back, easy going, outgoing, down to earth, drama free, lol, love to have fun, living it, work hard play hard, I'm an open book/just ask, there is no typical friday night, if I told you then it wouldn't be private,

P.s. I have a vehicle and a career.

P.p.s. I usually only message people if they have messaged me first, or if okc tells me that we have liked eachother. I know you ladies are overwhelmed with messages. I may occasionally break from this policy if I feel especially inspired to do so, and I have been known to send messages free of any romantic hopes or intentions. If I read your profile and it really talks to me, I may just want to let you know that I appreciated it.
Basically, though, if you think you might ever want to meet me, you probably better hit me up or "like" me because I can't compete with all these shirtless douche bags.