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42 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:41pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Other, but not too serious about it
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
My self-summary
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I'm so mysterious.
What I’m doing with my life
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Music, food, people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art: musical, visual, language, culinary, life in general
Jamming on my porch: singalongs. I'm a jukebox.
Satirizing song lyrics.
Killing mosquitos.
Sarcasm? What is sarcasm?
Methodical intuition.
Existential interpretations of cloud formations.
Cat whispering.
Being the guy who talks to the cops when they show up at a party.
Coming up with million-dollar ideas.
Blowing money at restaurants.
Thinking of names and slogans for products, companies and websites.
Pretending to know way more than I do about football and basketball.
Also, I have many HIDDEN talents but I don't remember what they are.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My left elbow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't think similarity in cultural taste is necessarily a reasonable barometer for social compatibility.

Van Halen
John Irving
Six Feet Under
Mary Poppins
Dr Who
Ghost (b.c.)
Marc Maron WTF
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A, E, I, O, U...
and sometimes Y.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... random hypothetical situations.
There is always music stuck in my head. I analyze the melodies and chord progressions. I play the drums with my teeth and whisper-whistle to myself all day long. It is ever so quiet but sometimes people catch me. The music is always there, even during crisis or emergencies. There are several musical ensembles that exist only in my brain.
I imagine little stories and dialogues for myself.
I imagine that all living things are here to experience the universe, collectively, from every possible angle, over and over again, and that our collective consciousness, through all of time and space, is the thing that we call God.
I imagine, when I interact with another person, friend or enemy, that on some other plane, two much bigger, much wiser, much less mortal selves are communicating with eachother in ways that my physical brain could never fathom, and about things I will never understand until I die.
I spend a lot of time searching for ideas.
I often try to visualize a three dimensional model that grafs out a representation of the way that an individual being's life branches off into an infinite number of timelines at every instant of it's existence.
I believe in the multiverse, reincarnation, and ghosts.
I'm not incapable of worrying about things.
Memories pop into my head, unsolicited and seemingly irrelevant, especially of places: rooms and street intersections... from all different times in my life- sometimes, from my dreams.
I think aliens are already here living among us and I'm cool with it.
There are things I wish I had done or said when I had the chance.
There are things I wish I had never done or said.
I still think about former relationships, and how they worked, and why they didn't work.
NASA is developing warp drive as we speak. You and I will be capable of traveling to other stars in this lifetime. It's true :)
Girls, recipes, puns, technology, humor, syntax, death, sex, money, rhythm, harmony, dissonance, absurdity, Helen Keller, the bottom of the ocean...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I told you I would have to kill you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wear socks.
You should message me if
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...if your profile contains less than three (hopefully zero) of the following words, phrases, or sentences:
Here goes, I hate [filling] these things [out], laid back, easy going, outgoing, down to earth, drama free, lol, love to have fun, living it, work hard play hard, I'm an open book/just ask, there is no typical friday night, if I told you then it wouldn't be private,

P.s. I have a vehicle and a career.

P.p.s. I usually only message people if they have messaged me first, or if okc tells me that we have liked eachother. I know you ladies are overwhelmed with messages. I may occasionally break from this policy if I feel especially inspired to do so, and I have been known to send messages free of any romantic hopes or intentions. If I read your profile and it really touches me I may just want to let you know that I appreciated it.
Basically, though, if you think you might ever want to talk to me, you probably better hit me up or "like" me because I can't compete with all these shirtless douche bags.