Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved to California last year after stints in DC, Boston, Miami,
and St. Louis; I've moved so many times that I'm not really from
anywhere anymore (but I can tell you the best place to eat in each
of those cities). I am now a problem-solver and trouble-maker at a
tech start-up in San Fran. I'm quirky, sarcastic, and inappropriate
(when it's appropriate). But I'm also laid back, down to earth, and
maybe a little too real. And I talk with my hands: I'm Jewish and
latina -- I genetically can't help myself.
I'm not outdoorsy unless it involves drinking on patios, and if you
ever see me running, you should probably run for your life too. But
I love exploring new cities and will even do that thing where you
walk over dirt and rocks (I think you California kids call it
"hiking") ... as long as we can have french fries when we're
Nothing makes me happier than spending time on the couch with
Walter White, Arya Stark, Jon Stewart, and the cast of Law and
Order: SVU. And as far as I'm concerned, if something can't be
explained using lolcats or memes, then it's probably not worth
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a JD/MBA who has invested over a quarter of a million dollars
into my education, and I still have no idea what I want to do with
my life. I'm really into talking and thinking about the
intersection of business, law, and policy in the communications and
technology arenas ... which qualifies me as a huge nerd. I've
accidentally become an IP attorney (don't hold it against me) even
though I swore I would turn over in my grave before I ever worked
for a law firm -- and I've worked for two.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Analyzing advertisements. Cooking. Baking. Eating (e.g. competitive
twinkie-eating contests). Napping. Showering. Talking about social
media and the internet.
I am also trilingual in English, sarcasm and l33t, and my Spanish
dominates after a few beers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows: 24, Law and Order: SVU, The Killing, Mad Men, Game of
Thrones, Breaking Bad, Dexter.
Movies: I don't think Will Ferrell is funny.
Noms: Whatever is in front of me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Please don't email me if your answer to this prompt involves the
word "clubbing". Trust me -- we won't be happy together.
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