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25 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:39pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am sarcastic, witty, and LOVE puns they are the best thing ever!! Laughter is a daily and frequent part of my life. Life is not worth living if you are not enjoying it!

I play rugby and hope that my body never gets so old that I cannot. Though after every game I do feel like I am too old to get out of bed. Though that may just be a testament to the awesome power of beds. Sleeping is the best.

I enjoy learning and always love to have political or philosophical discussions. I am very curious and relish learning new things and others' opinions.
What I’m doing with my life
I just adopted two GORGEOUS kittens so I spend plenty of time chillen with them.

Finding time to ride my motorcycle and bicycle whenever I can. I am also at the gym very frequently.

I just started a new job as a tax researcher and believe it or not, I actually do find taxes interesting. This is mostly because I think the social repercussions of the tax and transfer system are very important, rather than a passion for finding loopholes in a madly outdated tax code.
I’m really good at
Pretty much everything, but the thing I would say I am best at is humility. I cannot express clearly or strongly enough how good I am at humility!
The first things people usually notice about me
No clue, I am not other people. You will have to meet me and find out. Seriously though, the first thing people notice about me is that I am vocal, opinionated, curious, and smart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Blink, Predictably Irrational, From Eternity to Here, and the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. I also enjoy reading fantasy and sci-fi.

Music: I like 80s rock, Rush, Def Leppard, Metallica, Lita Ford, White Lion, AC/DC, The Who, Guns 'n' Roses, Celtic music, the tossers, and DropKick Murphys.

Food: Chinese and Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
There is pretty much nothing I couldn't do without other than food water and shelter, I am pretty open and flexible. I can also actually say this from experience since I have gone without most other things. Ya long camping trips.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Philosophy, life, and pretty much anything that tickles my fancy at any given time. However, it is almost never superficial and is frequently abstract and out of the box.

How to be more like Ron Swanson even though he is my ideological antithesis.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out on the town (usually on U st or Columbia Heights) or kicking back at the house so I am fresh and ready for Saturday's rugby game and post game activities (drinking).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do not know if this counts as private, but... I would one day like to buy a lower end house and go through and renovate it myself one room at a time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you are fun loving and like to have long conversations about deep issues.

Also if you know all the terms/concepts in this comic without having to look them up... and you find it absolutely hilarious.