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DDarner

26 Alexandria, VA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a writer living in D.C. that enjoys dancing Tango, Salsa, Hip Hop, and the almighty Funk.

My friends and I usually hit up hookah bars or clubs on the weekends or can be seen getting our freak on at Kazaxe. I take a lot of dance classes and work on my books most week days and perform stand up on the weekends.

I am an introvert at heart, but parade as an extrovert with the best of them. When I find people interested in the highs-and-lows of that spectrum, the relationship balances around high-roller city nights and days reading in or going on nature adventures
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out how to fit my life into my running schedule.

I recently took a week off to travel the world because I got a promotion at work and I wanted to celebrate. Also, on the way to the airport, my Dad told me he was proud of me for the first time in my life. Now, that’s a lot to happen to me in a week, but I’m a haggler, so the 3-for-1 bargain on Life Achievements was too good to pass up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm dope and I do dope shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A little flirty, a great dancer, and a fast walker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Podcasts: Joe Rogan Experience, Adam Carolla, Bill Burr, Mark Maron, Nerdist, Alison Rosen

TV: Veep, Girls, Futurama, Squidbillies, Community, 30 Rock, Always Sunny in Philly, South Park, Adventure Time, Dragonball/Dragonball Z, Bee and PuppyCat, Cartoon Hangover, Cowboy Bebop, Ronin Warriors, Toonami, Samurai Champloo, Regular Show, GoT, Dexter, Breaking Bad, and a lot of other awesome things.

Books: David Copperfield, Life of Pie, Kite Runner, Italo Calvino, Ender's Game/Shadow, One Hundred Years of Solitude, GoT, Coriolanus.

Food: Ribs, Pho, Steak, Avacados--stuff like that

Movies: Horror Movies, Tarantino Movies, 21 Jump Street, Midnight in Paris, Hunger Games series, Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy, Henry V, LotR, Life of Pie, Amélie, Billy Madison, Superbad, This is the End, Pineapple Express...and so on.

Music: Purity Ring, The Generationals, WHY?, Radiohead, Iron & Wine, Bon Iver, The Neighborhood, The XX, Eminem, Funeral Suits, MSI, Ben Howard, Xzibit, Capital Cities, U2, Cut Copy, Ratatat, Animal Collective, Silversun Pickups, The Pixies--oh man there's just too much to fill in here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eminem
Dancing
Running
Laughing
Other important present progressives
Google
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If Senpai will ever notice me.

Sexy political intrigue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out dancing, doing an outdoor activity, or convincing myself my room is not as messy as everyone says it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate the feeling of peaches, kiwis, and floury bread.

Oh and I can make a high-pitched noise in a room without anyone knowing its coming from me by throwing my voice and chewing gum at the same time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're ready to banter and can appreciate a nice butt.