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DDarner

26 Alexandria, VA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to have a really well-written profile on AIM Chat, but we don't use it anymore so I can only gloat so much:

I have a very flexible job that allows me to keep writing my book as well as adding more marathons to my running shoes.

Las Vegas is my hometown and I will always believe Excalibur was my personal castle. If you don't have a castle or pretend to have one, that's cool-- nothing whiskey and Salsa dancing can't cure.

My friends and I usually hit up hookah or D.C. clubs or can be seen getting our freak on at Kazaxe Brazilian booty shaking class. I got a booty that makes ladies turn and say "mmmmmm hm'!"

I am an introvert at heart, but can parade as an extrovert with the best of them. When I find friends interested in the highs-and-lows of that spectrum, the relationship balances around high-roller city nights and days reading or going on nature adventures.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out how to fit my life into my running schedule.

Writin' dem technical manuals for the great businesses and agencies of D.C.

Watching Gigilos on Showtime.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running, writing, telling jokes, singing in my car, discourse, cooking, gardening, remembering actors, telling entertaining stories, and dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A little flirty, a great dancer, and a fast walker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Podcasts: Joe Rogan Experience, Adam Carolla, Bill Burr, Mark Maron, Nerdist, Alison Rosen

TV: Veep, Girls, Futurama, Squidbillies, Community, 30 Rock, Always Sunny in Philly, South Park, Adventure Time, Dragonball/Dragonball Z, Bee and PuppyCat, Cartoon Hangover, Cowboy Bebop, Ronin Warriors, Toonami, Samurai Champloo, Regular Show, GoT, Dexter, Breaking Bad, and a lot of other awesome things.

Books: David Copperfield, Life of Pie, Kite Runner, Italo Calvino, Ender's Game/Shadow, One Hundred Years of Solitude, GoT, Coriolanus.

Food: Ribs, Pho, Steak, Avacados--stuff like that

Movies: Horror Movies, Tarantino Movies, 21 Jump Street, Midnight in Paris, Hunger Games series, Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy, Henry V, LotR, Life of Pie, Amélie, Billy Madison, Superbad, This is the End, Pineapple Express...and so on.

Music: Purity Ring, The Generationals, WHY?, Radiohead, Iron & Wine, Bon Iver, The Neighborhood, The XX, Eminem, Funeral Suits, MSI, Ben Howard, Xzibit, Capital Cities, U2, Cut Copy, Ratatat, Animal Collective, Silversun Pickups, The Pixies--oh man there's just too much to fill in here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eminem
Dancing
Running
Laughing
Other important present progressives
Google
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The construction of the ego in relation to instincts.
Performance goals.
Diet.

I know I should stop watching Pawn Stars, but I just want some guy to make a big payout before I stop (chasing that dragon for over a year now).

What is the name of that actor that I know was in this movie with that actor but, OMG IM GOING TO GO CRAZY IF I DONT REMEMBER THIS!

Sexy political intrigue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out dancing, doing an outdoor activity, or convincing myself my room is not as messy as everyone says it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate the feeling of peaches, kiwis, and floury bread.

Oh and I can make a high-pitched noise in a room without anyone knowing its coming from me by throwing my voice and chewing gum at the same time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're ready to banter and can appreciate a nice butt.