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26 Alexandria, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Yesterday – 5:15pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French

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My self-summary
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I'm a writer living in D.C. that enjoys dancing Tango, Salsa, Hip Hop, and the almighty Funk.

My friends and I usually hit up hookah bars or clubs on the weekends or can be seen getting our freak on at Kazaxe. I take a lot of dance classes and work on my books most week days and perform stand up on the weekends.

I am an introvert at heart, but parade as an extrovert with the best of them. When I find people interested in the highs-and-lows of that spectrum, the relationship balances around high-roller city nights or days reading and going on nature adventures.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out how to fit my life into my running schedule.

Writin' dem technical manuals for the great businesses and agencies of D.C.

Watching Gigilos on Showtime.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running, writing, telling jokes, singing in my car, discourse, cooking, gardening, remembering actors, telling entertaining stories, and dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A little flirty, a great dancer, and a fast walker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Podcasts: Joe Rogan Experience, Adam Carolla, Bill Burr, Mark Maron, Nerdist, Alison Rosen

TV: Veep, Girls, Futurama, Squidbillies, Community, 30 Rock, Always Sunny in Philly, South Park, Adventure Time, Dragonball/Dragonball Z, Bee and PuppyCat, Cartoon Hangover, Cowboy Bebop, Ronin Warriors, Toonami, Samurai Champloo, Regular Show, GoT, Dexter, Breaking Bad, and a lot of other awesome things.

Books: David Copperfield, Life of Pie, Kite Runner, Italo Calvino, Ender's Game/Shadow, One Hundred Years of Solitude, GoT, Coriolanus.

Food: Ribs, Pho, Steak, Avacados--stuff like that

Movies: Horror Movies, Tarantino Movies, 21 Jump Street, Midnight in Paris, Hunger Games series, Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy, Henry V, LotR, Life of Pie, Amélie, Billy Madison, Superbad, This is the End, Pineapple Express...and so on.

Music: Purity Ring, The Generationals, WHY?, Radiohead, Iron & Wine, Bon Iver, The Neighborhood, The XX, Eminem, Funeral Suits, MSI, Ben Howard, Xzibit, Capital Cities, U2, Cut Copy, Ratatat, Animal Collective, Silversun Pickups, The Pixies--oh man there's just too much to fill in here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other important present progressives
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The construction of the ego in relation to instincts.
Performance goals.

Reciting Shakespeare dramatically on the subway.

What is the name of that actor that I know was in this movie with that actor but, OMG IM GOING TO GO CRAZY IF I DONT REMEMBER THIS!

Sexy political intrigue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out dancing, doing an outdoor activity, or convincing myself my room is not as messy as everyone says it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate the feeling of peaches, kiwis, and floury bread.

Oh and I can make a high-pitched noise in a room without anyone knowing its coming from me by throwing my voice and chewing gum at the same time.
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You're ready to banter and can appreciate a nice butt.

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