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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:29am
Relationship Type
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), French
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a writer and comedian with spaghetti and shmeckles in his pockets.

Throughout the week I perform shows along the east coast or cut loose by dancing at clubs.

I'm mainly looking for someone who wants to spend my money with me doing fun things around the world.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out how to fit my life into my running schedule.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm dope and I do dope shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A little flirty, a great dancer, and a fast walker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Podcasts: Joe Rogan Experience, Adam Carolla, Bill Burr, Mark Maron, Nerdist, Alison Rosen

TV: Veep, Girls, Futurama, Squidbillies, Community, 30 Rock, Always Sunny in Philly, South Park, Adventure Time, Dragonball, Rick & Morty, Bee and PuppyCat, Cartoon Hangover, Cowboy Bebop, Ronin Warriors, Toonami, Samurai Champloo, Regular Show, GoT, Dexter, Breaking Bad, and a lot of other awesome things.

Books: David Copperfield, Life of Pie, Kite Runner, Italo Calvino, Ender's Game/Shadow, One Hundred Years of Solitude, GoT, Coriolanus.

Food: Ribs, Pho, Steak, Avacados--stuff like that

Movies: Horror Movies, Tarantino Movies, 21 Jump Street, Midnight in Paris, Hunger Games series, Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy, Henry V, LotR, Life of Pie, Amélie, Billy Madison, Superbad, This is the End, Pineapple Express...and so on.

Music: Purity Ring, The Generationals, WHY?, Radiohead, Iron & Wine, Bon Iver, The Neighborhood, The XX, Eminem, Funeral Suits, MSI, Ben Howard, Xzibit, Capital Cities, U2, Cut Copy, Ratatat, Animal Collective, Silversun Pickups, The Pixies--oh man there's just too much to fill in here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other important present progressives
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If Senpai will ever notice me.

Sexy political intrigue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out dancing, doing an outdoor activity, or convincing myself my room is not as messy as everyone says it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate the feeling of peaches, kiwis, and floury bread.

Oh and I can make a high-pitched noise in a room without anyone knowing its coming from me by throwing my voice and chewing gum at the same time.
You should message me if
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You love to banter and can appreciate a nice butt.