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DJGoblin

22 / M / straight / Single

Cockeysville, Maryland

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am Funny, Confident, and Balls Deep!.

My Self-Summary

I heard of this site from a friend who was surprised he found someone interesting so I'd figure I'd give it a shot and see where this takes me. My name is Tim. Im sarcastic, crazy, hilarious and very easy going. I dont give a shit about alot of things. I'm mature when I need to be but most of the time act immaturely because Its awesome. Love to party with friends/meet new people. I think very rationally/logically. Like being challenged. Love a good argument and take the occasionally take the devils advocate just to have a good debate. I Don't wear my emotions on my sleeve. My favorite color is green, sport is football. (Redskins fan) Have brown hair, green eyes. approx 5"10. currently weigh 205. I would say avg build. Not really fat but definitely not skinny. Enjoy running and am doing it more to get in better shape. I'm definitely a nerd/gamer at heart though. I Have been playing video games all my life and am currently attempting to own every Nintendo game from the NES era. I'm not a complete dork about it though lol. Alot of people I meet have no idea about my hobbies. I'm typically a shy person if I havent met you but once that moment is done then I can get pretty insane! I'm all about having fun and not being uptight over little things. You only live once so go all out! In a nutshell, I'm a awesome individual who is looking for someone equally as awesome to get to know...

What I’m doing with my life

Working in credit card risk detection/mitigation for Bank of America. Folding bitches like laundry. Telling people how to manage their money because they are apparently idiots. Its great fun, you should try it...

I’m really good at

video games, selling, being crazy, predicting horror movies, understanding, being cheap, drinking, making you laugh, trying new things, and been known to make people fall for me...

The first things people usually notice about me

My Randomness, Eyes and apparently I've gotten more of the "You look like a young Al Bundy" statements. I'll take that as a compliment Al Bundy is the man!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Music is all over the place. I LOVE 90's rock/alternative music in general. For me to state my favorite band would be like as useless as a flesh colored thong. I'm also a big fan of 80's rock (ACDC, Motley Crue, Poision, Quiet Riot, Twisted Sister, Van Halen etc...) I believe music went downhill when emo started taking over in that scene. Cant stand most of the shit since. So now I jam out to dance, pop, electronic, techno, hard dance, gabba (LOL) anything that can be played at a club. (Have a few DJ friends) some of the mainstream rap and video game music/remixes. My taste is kinda all over the place. I dont really read books. Love old horror movies in general. Have all the Nightmare on elm st's/Friday the 13th/Micheal Myers movies. Big fan of rated R comedy movies these days, especially the ones with Seth Rogan. Action movies are pro/anything that is supposed to be a blockbuster these days I like. I eat anything and everything possible. Too hard to say 1 thing in particular as "my favorite" Nothing im allergic to as far as I know. Message me if you really want more details, this could go on forever...

The six things I could never do without

Friends, Video games, Money, Family, Fun, Last would have to go to alcohol unfortunately lol

I spend a lot of time thinking about

going back to school...Started college for 1yr when I was 17 was majoring in computer art/digital imaging. Met my last ex, moved to NJ with her during this time. started working as a web designer for a furniture co. eventually was a manager at a new store they opened up in staten island NY. So never had time to go back to school. We broke up and i moved back home to Baltimore and have been supporting myself since. now I think about whats next...

On a typical Friday night I am

partying/playing games/hanging out with friends/drinking and watching fear net on demand. SHIT IS CLASSIC

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I can admit I'm a giant nerd. As much as I used to think I wasn't, I really am. I Get excited over stupid video game releases and enjoy the music/mental exercise/competition aspect of it. I started to Collect video games and even played dance dance revolution competitively at one point in my life. I was considered the best player in america for a period of time. Funny thing is, Almost all my close friends at this point in my life I've met through that game. It's crazy when you think about it.

You should message me if

your interested in me, like my profile, want to hang out with someone who does some hilarious shit. If you think I will make you smile, don't get offended by some of my random behavior, you enjoy the things I like and want to get to know me. So if you think you can hang send me a message!