I am Funny, Confident, and Balls Deep!.
My Self-Summary
I heard of this site from a friend who was surprised he found
someone interesting so I'd figure I'd give it a shot and see where
this takes me. My name is Tim. Im sarcastic,
crazy,
hilarious and very easy going. I dont
give a shit about alot of things. I'm mature when I need to be but
most of the time act immaturely because Its awesome. Love to party
with friends/meet new people. I think very rationally/logically.
Like being challenged. Love a good argument and take the
occasionally take the devils advocate just to have a good debate. I
Don't wear my emotions on my sleeve. My favorite color is green,
sport is football. (Redskins fan) Have brown hair, green eyes.
approx 5"10. currently weigh 205. I would say avg build. Not really
fat but definitely not skinny. Enjoy running and am doing it more
to get in better shape. I'm definitely a nerd/gamer at heart
though. I Have been playing video games all my life and am
currently attempting to own every Nintendo game from the NES era.
I'm not a complete
dork about it though lol. Alot of people I
meet have no idea about my hobbies. I'm typically a shy person if I
havent met you but once that moment is done then I can get pretty
insane! I'm all about having fun and not being uptight over little
things. You only live once so go all out! In a nutshell, I'm a
awesome individual who is looking for someone equally as awesome to
get to know...
What I’m doing with my life
Working in credit card risk detection/mitigation for Bank of
America. Folding bitches like laundry. Telling people how to manage
their money because they are apparently idiots. Its great fun, you
should try it...
I’m really good at
video games, selling, being crazy, predicting horror movies,
understanding, being cheap, drinking, making you laugh, trying new
things, and been known to make people fall for me...
The first things people usually notice about me
My Randomness, Eyes and apparently I've gotten more of the "You
look like a young Al Bundy" statements. I'll take that as a
compliment Al Bundy is the man!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Music is all over the place. I LOVE 90's rock/alternative music in
general. For me to state my favorite band would be like as useless
as a flesh colored thong. I'm also a big fan of 80's rock (ACDC,
Motley Crue, Poision, Quiet Riot, Twisted Sister, Van Halen etc...)
I believe music went downhill when emo started taking over in that
scene. Cant stand most of the shit since. So now I jam out to
dance, pop,
electronic, techno, hard dance, gabba
(LOL) anything that can be played at a club. (Have a few DJ
friends) some of the mainstream rap and video game music/remixes.
My taste is kinda all over the place. I dont really read books.
Love old
horror
movies in general. Have all the Nightmare on elm st's/Friday the
13th/Micheal Myers movies. Big fan of rated R comedy movies these
days, especially the ones with Seth Rogan. Action movies are
pro/anything that is supposed to be a blockbuster these days I
like. I eat anything and everything possible. Too hard to say 1
thing in particular as "my favorite" Nothing im allergic to as far
as I know. Message me if you really want more details, this could
go on forever...
The six things I could never do without
Friends,
Video
games, Money, Family, Fun, Last would have to go to alcohol
unfortunately lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
going back to school...Started college for 1yr when I was 17 was
majoring in computer art/digital imaging. Met my last ex, moved to
NJ with her during this time. started working as a web designer for
a furniture co. eventually was a manager at a new store they opened
up in staten island NY. So never had time to go back to school. We
broke up and i moved back home to Baltimore and have been
supporting myself since. now I think about whats next...
On a typical Friday night I am
partying/playing games/hanging out with friends/drinking and
watching fear net on demand. SHIT IS CLASSIC
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I can admit I'm a giant nerd. As much as I used to think I wasn't,
I really am. I Get excited over stupid video game releases and
enjoy the music/mental exercise/competition aspect of it. I started
to Collect video games and even played dance dance revolution
competitively at one point in my life. I was considered the best
player in america for a period of time. Funny thing is, Almost all
my close friends at this point in my life I've met through that
game. It's crazy when you think about it.
You should message me if
your interested in me, like my profile, want to hang out with
someone who does some hilarious shit. If you think I will make you
smile, don't get offended by some of my random behavior, you enjoy
the things I like and want to get to know me. So if you think you
can hang send me a message!