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DJKoonzy

24 Harvey, LA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–25
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:33am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Music music music.
I am first and foremost in love with music. Creating it, recording it, listening to it, discovering it; also subsequently showing it to the people who would cherish it like I do.
Second, I am rarely not being sarcastic. If I don't like you, you won't get any sarcasm out of me, however.
Lastly, I want several tattoos desperately, some for years now, but am still waiting because if I can wait this long and still want it, it must be worth it, right?
Right.
Anything else, feel free to ask. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a recent graduate of Entertainment Industry Production from good ol' USM

Not using my degree aside from fixing my parents' DVD players and setting up WiFi for my friends

Slingin groceries and lottery tickets for now while also looking for a new bartending job

Painting with all the colors of the wind
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people

Astrology

Making you laugh

Making you blush with my 19th century poet's soul

**disclaimer** Disturbingly fluent in sarcasm

Snuggling and affection in general, it's the lifeblood from which I derive all of my powers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses

Or my dimples

Or my snakebites

Also my inappropriate humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will watch almost anything horror. Go ahead, try me. I've seen Birdemic...deliberately. More than once.
Remakes make me barf, except for a few rare exceptions (like Ti West's House of the Devil 😍)
Ridiculous comedies
Musicals
Disney kid for life.

Community
The Office
Happy Endings
Trailer Park Boys
The Twilight Zone
Portlandia
Parks and Rec
Bob's Burgers
Adventure Time
American Horror Story (mostly seasons 1 and 3)

Anything Stephen King
The Portrait of Dorian Gray
Catcher in the Rye
Harry Potter
American Psycho
The Notebook
Huge poetry and short story lover.
Strange attraction to young adult adventure/fantasy books of some sorts.
Give me a new book to cuddle with and I'll be obsessed with you.

Sushi
Mexican
Chinese
Thai
Local food though.
I do love to cook, especially for other people.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family (both chosen and genetic)

My Navi (firstborn furbaby)

MUSIC

Laughter

Road trips

Perhaps a lover and a friend
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I have such a fascination with Investigation Discovery and serial killers/true crime/criminal psychology in general

Reincarnation

Space travel

If it's possible to make new episodes of the Twilight Zone without ruining it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a party hovering around a beer pong table

Drinking whiskey and watching Netflix

Driving around aimlessly with a new playlist

Making new playlists
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have been dragged through hell by many people whom I let into my life.

I will undoubtedly be dragged through hell many more times in the future, by many more people.

The last thing I want is to allow those people to make me close up and reject the ones who deserve to be let in.

Long story short, I'm not really all that private after all. Bring it on, strangers. :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You make a mohawk with your hair in the shower sometimes

You can tell me who Richard Bachman is ;)

You have/love tattoos

You wanna be little spoon :)

You want to know more about your astrological sign

You like conversations with real people about real stuff

You like to laugh :)

You'll lay on the floor with me and listen to Henry Mancini's "Moon River" on vinyl...or any vinyl