Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Music music music.
I am first and foremost in love with music. Creating it, recording
it, listening to it, discovering it; also subsequently showing it
to the people who would cherish it like I do.
Second, I am rarely not being sarcastic. If I don't like you, you
won't get any sarcasm out of me, however.
Lastly, I want several tattoos desperately, some for years now, but
am still waiting because if I can wait this long and still want it,
it must be worth it, right?
Anything else, feel free to ask. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a recent graduate of Entertainment Industry Production from
good ol' USM
Not using my degree aside from fixing my parents' DVD players and
setting up WiFi for my friends
Slingin groceries and lottery tickets for now while also looking
for a new bartending job
Painting with all the colors of the wind
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh
Making you blush with my 19th century poet's soul
**disclaimer** Disturbingly fluent in sarcasm
Snuggling and affection in general, it's the lifeblood from which I
derive all of my powers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Or my dimples
Or my snakebites
Also my inappropriate humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will watch almost anything horror. Go ahead, try me. I've seen
Birdemic...deliberately. More than once.
Remakes make me barf, except for a few rare exceptions (like Ti
West's House of the Devil 😍)
Disney kid for life.
Trailer Park Boys
The Twilight Zone
Parks and Rec
American Horror Story (mostly seasons 1 and 3)
Anything Stephen King
The Portrait of Dorian Gray
Catcher in the Rye
Huge poetry and short story lover.
Strange attraction to young adult adventure/fantasy books of some
Give me a new book to cuddle with and I'll be obsessed with
Local food though.
I do love to cook, especially for other people.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family (both chosen and genetic)
My Navi (firstborn furbaby)
Perhaps a lover and a friend
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I have such a fascination with Investigation Discovery and
serial killers/true crime/criminal psychology in general
If it's possible to make new episodes of the Twilight Zone without
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a party hovering around a beer pong table
Drinking whiskey and watching Netflix
Driving around aimlessly with a new playlist
Making new playlists
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have been dragged through hell by many people whom I let into my
I will undoubtedly be dragged through hell many more times in the
future, by many more people.
The last thing I want is to allow those people to make me close up
and reject the ones who deserve to be let in.
Long story short, I'm not really all that private after all. Bring
it on, strangers. :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You make a mohawk with your hair in the shower sometimes
You can tell me who Richard Bachman is ;)
You have/love tattoos
You wanna be little spoon :)
You want to know more about your astrological sign
You like conversations with real people about real stuff
You like to laugh :)
You'll lay on the floor with me and listen to Henry Mancini's "Moon
River" on vinyl...or any vinyl
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