Let's keep this short and sweet. You're on the internet. Really. How much time are you actually going to spend reading this entire thing?

I'm a nerd. I love games, I love television, movies, music, but almost all of these things have a nerdy twist to them. I like to do stuff, but I typically stay inside on any given day unless I'm hanging out with friends I already know.

All around, I'm a pretty decent guy to get to know. I'm not the best specimen on the planet. I'm not god's gift to women. I'm not perfect, and I'm sure as hell not Mr. Right. I'm just a person trying to get by in this crazy wacky world of ours in my own methods of coping.

Games. Jokes. Making an ass of myself.

Oh, and procrastinating. I'm pro at that.

I am tall.
I am loud.
I am typically fun.
I can be a total jerk.

This list may get long, since the fact that this is all one category keeps it from being short.

Books: Highlights include Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, The Wheel of Time and A Song of Ice and Fire, as far as series go. Others include "Looking for Alaska" by John Green, "Tunnel in the Sky" by Robert Heinlein, "Watchmen," and "Anansi Boys" by Neil Gaiman.

Movies: Highlights include "Star Trek" (2009), "Inception" (2010), "Batman Begins" (2005), "The Dark Knight" (2008), "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975), "Tron" (1982), "Tron: Legacy" (2010), "Django Unchained" (2012)

Music: Highlights include The Foo Fighters, Lamb of God, Girl Talk, Daft Punk, Cake, Rammstein, Eisbrecher, Radiohead, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Subways, JET, The Vines, Blind Guardian, Kamelot, Sonata Arctica, Queens of the Stone Age

Food: yes? anything I cook myself, really. I'm not a terrible cook, but I don't cook too often.

Let's answer this one with six words/phrases.

1) Internet
2) Phone
3) Some form of social contact
4) Food
5) Vehicular transportation (while bound in the US)
6) Friends.

Oh go away existential waste of time. I think about a lot of things.

Usually on Fridays, I am playing games with a number of friends. Barring that, I am usually hanging out with friends anyhow.

Why should you message me?

Maybe you're bored. Maybe you'd like to find out more about me. Maybe you want a laugh. Maybe you think I'm pathetic. I don't give a damn.