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DJatSea

31 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not a huge fan of writing self fulfilling, unguided, analytical paragraphs about "me," but I think I'm a jack of all trades, master of none type of person. I'm good at what I do, but I can never focus on one thing as the sole purpose to my life.
I like reading, writing, cooking, photography, music, markets, free thought, individualism, and buying groceries. I perceive life as comedically ridiculous, therefore I have a hard time taking it seriously.

"Buy the ticket...Take the ride." -Hunter S. Thompson
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently moved back to Portland from living in the middle of nowhere. Space and solitude were great, but I think I prefer civilization.
Other things I'm "doing with my life" include but are not limited to: Refining meatball recipes, learning the designated flap speeds to land a 737, drinking around fires, watching my cat behave like a dog, asking unanswerable questions, and thinking thoughtful thoughts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witty comments, faking foreign accents, debating, reading, writing, cooking, taking purty pictures, cuddling, deciding which music is awesome and which is brainless refuse, giving directions, parallel parking, observing, wanting to operate heavy machinery, and destroying my enemies at foosball.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My cutoff denim short-shorts and "Big Dogs" T-Shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Cohen Brothers, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Breaking Bad, Thao and The Get Down Stay Downs, Bibio, Phantogram, Andrew Bird, Archer, To Catch a Predator, Dostoevsky, Niche, M.C. Escher, Roald Dahl, The X-Files, Of Mice and Men, Ray Bradbury, Chuck Palahniuk, Dr. Strangelove, Young Frankenstein, Children of Men, Apocalypse Now, The Onion, Chinese Food... and more Chinese Food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: Music
2: Cutlery
3: Nature Documentaries
4: Dim Sum
5: Silence
6: Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existence in general and the power of the brain.... I also enjoy pondering absurd religious superstitions, authentic beef jerky, when my next sneeze will occur, and when I'll need to head for the hills to escape the man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gettin' shit done.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once broke my tailbone on a foosball table...Yes, I'm serious.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are Cat Power or you're attractive, intelligent, non-dramatic, and would like to go have a random adventure.