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30 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:58pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not a huge fan of writing self fulfilling, unguided, analytical paragraphs about "me," but I think I'm a jack of all trades, master of none type of person. I'm good at what I do, but I can never focus on one thing as the sole purpose to my life.
I like reading, writing, cooking, photography, music, markets, free thought, individualism, and buying groceries. I perceive life as comedically ridiculous, therefore I have a hard time taking it seriously.

"Buy the ticket...Take the ride." -Hunter S. Thompson
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently in the process of moving back to Portland from living in the middle of nowhere. Space and solitude were great, but I think I prefer civilization.
Other things I'm "doing with my life" include but are not limited to: Refining meatball recipes, learning the designated flap speeds to land a 737, drinking around fires, watching my cat behave like a dog, asking unanswerable questions, and thinking thoughtful thoughts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witty comments, faking foreign accents, debating, reading, writing, cooking, taking purty pictures, deciding which music is awesome and which is brainless refuse, giving directions, parallel parking, observing, wanting to operate heavy machinery, and destroying my enemies at foosball.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tail
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ask me....But anything by Hunter S. Thompson, The Cohen Brothers, Radiohead, or Sigur Ros tickles my fancy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: Music
2: Cutlery
3: Sex
4: Dim Sum
5: Silence
6: Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existence in general and the power of the brain.... I also enjoy pondering absurd religious superstitions, authentic beef jerky, when my next sneeze will occur, and when I'll need to head for the hills to escape the man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
harvesting organs for my collection.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've had super glue stuck to my left forefinger for the last two days.
You should message me if
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you aren't afraid to have some honest, kickass, uninhibited fun both situationally and with life.

And if it tickles your fancy regardless.