I prefer serpintine dragons as opposed to the clumsy round bodied dragons. I’m allergic to shellfish and cats but they are both so delicious I eat them anyway. I have a passion for Psychology. I am a romantic, an enthusiastic dancer regardless of the lack of (finger quotes in the air) music.
I wear Boxers. I like long moonlit sexual experiences and ice cream (separate or together.) I am an abuser of parenthesis, and spell checkers. I am twice as smart as you think I am and half as smart as I think I am so how smart does that make me smarty-pants? I'm a right handed, political to the left hands on type who gets manhandled by underhanded, strong-arm tactics by tight fisted, iron handed right wing authorities. I'm sick, I get off torturing metaphors. I read comics religiously and read religion comically.
I am clever, responsible, and epicurean