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DKT85

28 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
On the path to greatness! Kind of. Somehow managed to escape the retail world back in October and now I am making an attempt at one of my dream jobs.
What I’m doing with my life
Slingin' beers and cocktails at a local bar. It's pretty much the best way I've ever made ends meet. I make music and aspire to have a rockin' band. I also secretly wish I wasn't so scatter brained! I hate/enjoy riding my bike. I love beer and folding laundry.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Singing and guitar. Growing my hair. Being a complete idiot. Loyal to a fault. Having a crooked spine.
The first things people usually notice about me
My giant cranium? My sweet buns? I'm not really sure how to answer this seeing as how I am not other people...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Please kill me is a good book. Dave Barry is hilarious. Favorite movies include jurassic park and the big lebowski. Music has gotta have guitars and sexy grooves. Workaholics crept up on me and has become my favorite show. Regular show also cracks me up. I worship mac and cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Air. Shoes. Guitar. PBR pint glass. Dental floss. Guitar picks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bettering my life. Making music. Making people happy. Having six pack abs. How to make money being myself and doing my thang.
On a typical Friday night I am
Emceeing bar pong at my bar and being a scoundrel. Think Han Solo making fun of himself every chance he got and yelling at drunk pseudo frat boys.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you breathe air? You want to talk about everything and anything. Maybe beers if you want to conversate about stuff?