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29 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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On the path to greatness! Kind of. Somehow managed to escape the retail world back in October and now I am making an attempt at one of my dream jobs.
What I’m doing with my life
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Slingin' beers and cocktails at a local bar. It's pretty much the best way I've ever made ends meet. I make music and aspire to have a rockin' band. I also secretly wish I wasn't so scatter brained! I hate/enjoy riding my bike. I love beer and folding laundry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Singing and guitar. Growing my hair. Being a complete idiot. Loyal to a fault. Having a crooked spine.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My giant cranium? My sweet buns? I'm not really sure how to answer this seeing as how I am not other people...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Please kill me is a good book. Dave Barry is hilarious. Favorite movies include jurassic park and the big lebowski. Music has gotta have guitars and sexy grooves. Workaholics crept up on me and has become my favorite show. Regular show also cracks me up. I worship mac and cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air. Shoes. Guitar. PBR pint glass. Dental floss. Guitar picks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bettering my life. Making music. Making people happy. Having six pack abs. How to make money being myself and doing my thang.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Emceeing bar pong at my bar and being a scoundrel. Think Han Solo making fun of himself every chance he got and yelling at drunk pseudo frat boys.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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you breathe air? You want to talk about everything and anything. Maybe beers if you want to conversate about stuff?

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