From Portland, OR...whatever that means.
I love oysters and can't get enough Mexican food.
Somewhere between Jeff Goldblum and Micheal Nesmith.
Im trying to determine at what point my hair is too long and is starting to make me look creepy.

A pregnant Jessica Simpson clogged our toilet and blamed it on an intern at the shoot...

Giving cryptic responses to questionnaires.

I dress like a dandy.
Ambiguously ethnic.
Tendency to use direct eye contact which weirds some people out.

Favorite books include...
Confederacy of Dunces
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Abortion by Brautigan
The Rainbow by D.H. Lawrence
Geek Love
I like all music but primarily listen to soul, garage, psych and other weird things...
Film favorites would include a combination of sci fi, horror and depressing foreign films that tend to be really slow...
Five Easy Pieces
The Shining
Out of the Blue
Night of the Living Dead
Fire Walk With Me
Blade Runner
Faster Pussycat Kill, Kill Kill
Jules Et Jim
Last year at Marienbad
Mask of Satan
In the Mood for Love
Hoooouse

A coffee and a smoke in the morning.
Tacos.
Hot Sauce.
Good conversations.
Tacos.
Hot Sauce.

If Rasputin's penis is really that large.

Enjoying a cocktail at some fancy pretentious mixology bar thats costs too much money or slumming it at the dive bar down the street, Eating at a favorite restaurant or making food at my house with my roommates and friends. Complete possibility Im at work still.

I wear briefs, but they're not white at least.

You want a guy that doesn't wear fedoras to the gym or you don't want your next boyfriend to randomly take off his shirt to display how rock hard his abs are...
You like men that could build a good campfire or fix your car in a bind.
Youre down for an adventure.
You enjoy good food and a good film.
Like a proper date.