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DOCTOR-CRIME

30 Bristol, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an nerd. I'm shy and generally utterly fucking rubbish at all that... y'know... talky stuff... I make music for a job and when it isn't totally exploded I ride my bike.. then I chainsmoke and read a book somewhere looking grumpy in big clompy boots or whatever. La la la la la.

Big beliefe right that there's an HUGE difference between a NICE person and a GOOD person - I try my damnedest to be a GOOD person, and I know full well that I ain't a NICE person (I LIKE IT THAT WAY ROUND, SUCKA)

I'm autistic (yup diagnosed) and I'm well aware that I type like a spambot 'cause fuck language, y'know? It's all spazz'm...

Im hav terbil drems
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bugger all at the moment. RESTING MY BIG FAT FACE.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
BEER. It helps me sleeps.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
WHAAAAT AN AAAAASSSSSHHHOOOOOOOLLE (that's not to say, what a fantastic asshole, more like what an asshole that dude is, why isn't he talking? Why isn't he any fun? Etc etc)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS well well yes sir indeed I do like to read, I likes that Irvine Welsh feller, he spins a good yarn, like that Murakami chap does a good "this-is-weird-but-doesn't-seem-weird" tale, and y'know hey I like all that klassik sci fi stuff too... Bukowski makes me feel better about being a drunk, dun't he just... Plus points just for fuckin' with "The Novel" go to Danielewski fer house ay leaves, right?

Movies welll I watch a buncha stuff, I like me animation (feel like you can do a bunch more without resorting to shitty "pretend it's there" CGI nonsense, innit? Partial to a bit of Von Trier (EVERYONE DIES!!!!!) But ohh I like a good music video too, they'ms like little movies 'emselves when they'ms good, nah?

Shows who knows who gies a wee fuck on that wan but non - SO

Music - Welllll it's me life, buddy, but I'm hard to please and I hate most of it - Huge fan of SOME BANDS/MUSICIANS though... usually on the wrong/loud/noise end of the spectrum... not a firm believer that "songs" and "notes" and "beats" is all that. I detest "chilled-out" or anything determined to drive APATHY intae me heard, noooo sir no sir no sir no. I suppose I like music what gwan some delicious IDIOSYNCRASY to it, something of the person making it, regardless of genre... I COULD TALK FOR FUCKING DAYS ABOUT THIS BORING FUCKING SUBJECT SO I FUCKIN' WON'T AND I"LL LEAVE IT AT THAT SO I FUCKING WILL THE END OK haha bye

Ohhhh food - wellll, I like my healthy stuff, I likes me veg and I likes me fish...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some decent music I like
WALKIES!
Staring at a DOG
My high doc martens (sexy aye and they keeps us warm in the chilly months)
BEERS!
COFFEES!
SMOKES!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff what comes out of my nose when I pick it. Dogs. Coconuts. MOLLUSCS (Ahhh heck I know too much about molluscs... #1 phobia...)

I AM VERY GRUMPY PERSON
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Blitzed at home or not at home but still blitzed... if I'm at home then usually I'm eyes-balls-face deep in a book or a vidya game... if I'm not then I'm either rotting away in a pub, walking round the streets til I collapse someplace with a few cans ay grog, or munted off me little flabby tits on some sorta substance..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book, says I..
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If it's bearable... if you managed te get this far, understanding and tolerating my clipped, unabashed and unapolagetic RUINATION of the English language... Also if you're not a TOTAL DICK and also if you don't think I'm AN TOTAL DICK. There we go. Bye then.

OH AND ONE LAST THING LET ME WALKS YOUR DOG PLEASE I LOVE TO DOG IT'S THE BEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE I DON'T MEAN DOGGING I MEAN WALKING A LITTLE BARKING PERSON WITH ITS LEGS HAVING A WOOF