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I'm an nerd. I'm shy and generally utterly fucking rubbish at all
that... y'know... talky stuff... I make music for a job and when it
isn't totally exploded I ride my bike.. then I chainsmoke and read
a book somewhere looking grumpy in big clompy boots or whatever. La
la la la la.
Big beliefe right that there's an HUGE difference between a NICE
person and a GOOD person - I try my damnedest to be a GOOD person,
and I know full well that I ain't a NICE person (I LIKE IT THAT WAY
I'm autistic (yup diagnosed) and I'm well aware that I type like a
spambot 'cause fuck language, y'know? It's all spazz'm...
Im hav terbil drems
What I’m doing with my life
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Bugger all at the moment. RESTING MY BIG FAT FACE.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
BEER. It helps me sleeps.
The first things people usually notice about me
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WHAAAAT AN AAAAASSSSSHHHOOOOOOOLLE (that's not to say, what a
fantastic asshole, more like what an asshole that dude is, why
isn't he talking? Why isn't he any fun? Etc etc)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS well well yes sir indeed I do like to read, I likes that
Irvine Welsh feller, he spins a good yarn, like that Murakami chap
does a good "this-is-weird-but-doesn't-seem-weird" tale, and y'know
hey I like all that klassik sci fi stuff too... Bukowski makes me
feel better about being a drunk, dun't he just... Plus points just
for fuckin' with "The Novel" go to Danielewski fer house ay leaves,
Movies welll I watch a buncha stuff, I like me animation (feel like
you can do a bunch more without resorting to shitty "pretend it's
there" CGI nonsense, innit? Partial to a bit of Von Trier (EVERYONE
DIES!!!!!) But ohh I like a good music video too, they'ms like
little movies 'emselves when they'ms good, nah?
Shows who knows who gies a wee fuck on that wan but non - SO
Music - Welllll it's me life, buddy, but I'm hard to please and I
hate most of it - Huge fan of SOME BANDS/MUSICIANS though...
usually on the wrong/loud/noise end of the spectrum... not a firm
believer that "songs" and "notes" and "beats" is all that. I detest
"chilled-out" or anything determined to drive APATHY intae me
heard, noooo sir no sir no sir no. I suppose I like music what gwan
some delicious IDIOSYNCRASY to it, something of the person making
it, regardless of genre... I COULD TALK FOR FUCKING DAYS ABOUT THIS
BORING FUCKING SUBJECT SO I FUCKIN' WON'T AND I"LL LEAVE IT AT THAT
SO I FUCKING WILL THE END OK haha bye
Ohhhh food - wellll, I like my healthy stuff, I likes me veg and I
likes me fish...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some decent music I like
Staring at a DOG
My high doc martens (sexy aye and they keeps us warm in the chilly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff what comes out of my nose when I pick it. Dogs. Coconuts.
MOLLUSCS (Ahhh heck I know too much about molluscs... #1
I AM VERY GRUMPY PERSON
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Blitzed at home or not at home but still blitzed... if I'm at home
then usually I'm eyes-balls-face deep in a book or a vidya game...
if I'm not then I'm either rotting away in a pub, walking round the
streets til I collapse someplace with a few cans ay grog, or munted
off me little flabby tits on some sorta substance..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book, says I..
You should message me if
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If it's bearable... if you managed te get this far, understanding
and tolerating my clipped, unabashed and unapolagetic RUINATION of
the English language... Also if you're not a TOTAL DICK and also if
you don't think I'm AN TOTAL DICK. There we go. Bye then.
OH AND ONE LAST THING LET ME WALKS YOUR DOG PLEASE I LOVE TO DOG
IT'S THE BEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE I DON'T MEAN DOGGING I MEAN
WALKING A LITTLE BARKING PERSON WITH ITS LEGS HAVING A WOOF
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