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DOthereisnotry

33 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello :) If you read my whole profile, you'll find the information you need. Instead of a summary, let's think of this as an introduction...

An important note:
I am part of an open/poly marriage, and it is an experience that fulfills, challenges, and sustains me on a daily basis. My partner dlwonderland is super sexy, and keeps me on my toes. I learned 90% of what I know about effective communication from her, and she balances me out like no one else ever has. We are open to new opportunities as a couple, but we mostly date independently. If you are down with ethical non-monogamy, hit me up :).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For Work: I teach Crossfit classes at a local gym. I also do personal training. I help people chase their dreams and achieve their goals. I work to subvert the dominant paradigm of the fitness industry and spread the message of holistic wellness! Also, I have business cards :).

For fun: Physical exertion is part of my everyday life, and if I don't get my workout in, things go sideways. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is my passion, and I love working against intelligent resistance. Writing and strumming my guitar have been lifelong hobbies, though I don't spend enough time doing either.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
accepting challenges
touching, just right
cooking from scratch
working hard
sitting up straight
loving
leading
lots and lots of other stuff
humility
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never asked anyone this question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've seen some cool movies. Comedies, Thriller/Action, and Zombie movies stay at the top of my list, though I can be pursueded to sit through something dramatic if the story is well-written.

I've read some interesting books. Right now, I am reading "The Story of the Human Body" by Daniel E. Lieberman. Hunter Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, and various titles from the Crimethinc Collective still have a place on my shelf.

I like music. TOOL and Floater have been my favorite bands for years. Smashing Pumpkins, Silverchair, Bush, Zeppelin, Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn. These are faves, but my taste is eclectic, depending on my mood.

Food tastes good, and I am not picky. Truth is, I'm insatiable. Thai is my favorite right now, and because of my training schedule, I am focusing on consuming as many calories as possible. Meat. Veggies. Nuts. Some starch, little/no sugar. Paleo is a catchphrase; I eat to optimize performance and feel my best.

Shows (when I have time): New Girl (Zooey is my crush), Walking Dead, Anthony Bourdains "Parts Unknown", Mind of a Chef. Netflix is awesome!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
physical intimacy

competition

good sleep

the use of my hands

balance

sunshine

calories
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my next workout, the zombie apocolypse, how to be a better parent to my kids, how to be a better partner in my romantic relationships, what I am going to write about next, physical intimacy, passion, effective communication, my adamant refusal to grow old
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working at the gym until about 7:30. Action for the rest of the night depends on how my week went, my financial status, and who is available. From there, we are only constrained by the limits of our creativity!

I have a flexible and chaotic schedule. This is a blessing and a curse. That is to say, Friday might not be the best night to get together, but we have other options :).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends entirely on what kind of questions you ask...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want me to help you work yourself in to shape!
If you aren't afraid of what you don't understand.
If you don't judge books by their cover.
If you put more value on function rather than fashion.
If you have an incredible ass, thick thighs, and strong legs!!
If you believe we can be friends, or you are interested in sharing a sexual experience together, or some wonderful combination of both :)