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An important note:
I am part of an open/poly marriage, and it is an experience that
fulfills, challenges, and sustains me on a daily basis. My partner
super sexy, and keeps me on my toes. I learned 90% of what I know
about effective communication from her, and she balances me out
like no one else ever has. We are open to new opportunities as a
couple, but we mostly date independently. If you are down with
ethical non-monogamy, hit me up :).
What I’m doing with my life
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For Work: I teach Crossfit classes at a local gym. I also do
personal training. I help people chase their dreams and achieve
their goals. I work to subvert the dominant paradigm of the fitness
industry and spread the message of holistic wellness! Also, I have
business cards :).
For fun: Physical exertion is part of my everyday life, and if I
don't get my workout in, things go sideways. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is
my passion, and I love working against intelligent resistance.
Writing and strumming my guitar have been lifelong hobbies, though
I don't spend enough time doing either.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
touching, just right
cooking from scratch
sitting up straight
lots and lots of other stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've never asked anyone this question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've seen some cool movies. Comedies, Thriller/Action, and Zombie
movies stay at the top of my list, though I can be pursueded to sit
through something dramatic if the story is well-written.
I've read some interesting books. Right now, I am reading "The
Story of the Human Body" by Daniel E. Lieberman. Hunter Thompson,
Chuck Palahniuk, and various titles from the Crimethinc Collective
still have a place on my shelf.
I like music. TOOL and Floater have been my favorite bands for
years. Smashing Pumpkins, Silverchair, Bush, Zeppelin, Hendrix,
Stevie Ray Vaughn. These are faves, but my taste is eclectic,
depending on my mood.
Food tastes good, and I am not picky. Truth is, I'm insatiable.
Thai is my favorite right now, and because of my training schedule,
I am focusing on consuming as many calories as possible. Meat.
Veggies. Nuts. Some starch, little/no sugar. Paleo is a
catchphrase; I eat to optimize performance and feel my best.
Shows (when I have time): New Girl (Zooey is my crush), Walking
Dead, Anthony Bourdains "Parts Unknown", Mind of a Chef. Netflix is
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the use of my hands
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my next workout, the zombie apocolypse, how to be a better parent
to my kids, how to be a better partner in my romantic
relationships, what I am going to write about next, physical
intimacy, passion, effective communication, my adamant refusal to
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working at the gym until about 7:30. Action for the rest of the
night depends on how my week went, my financial status, and who is
available. From there, we are only constrained by the limits of our
I have a flexible and chaotic schedule. This is a blessing and a
curse. That is to say, Friday might not be the best night to get
together, but we have other options :).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Depends entirely on what kind of questions you ask...
You should message me if
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If you want me to help you work yourself in to shape!
If you aren't afraid of what you don't understand.
If you don't judge books by their cover.
If you put more value on function rather than fashion.
If you have an incredible ass, thick thighs, and strong
If you believe we can be friends, or you are interested in sharing
a sexual experience together, or some wonderful combination of both
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