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DPRULES

37 M Wichita, KS

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I firmly believe just because you settle down doesn't mean you have to stop having fun and making life an adventure. Looking for a best friend lover and all around partner in crime!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I kind of work for my self so sometimes I work and travel a lot but I also have a lot of free time:)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Im pretty dang good at BBQ and just normal cooking:) Would love to have someone interested in cooking too:) I play alot of basket ball, used to shoot a lot of pool, not so much anymore though. I think Im pretty good at making people feel good about themselves.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Its my personality:) physically its probably my eyes and arms I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to read and watch movies, music is a staple to me, Ive listened to RnB and hip hop for somewhere close to 30 years and Im just not thinking its going to stop. I dont talk like a wanna be gangbanger though lol Think of me as the white guy in office space that loved hiphop without the nerdyness, fear, or attitude lol
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My basketball, Friends/family, Music, My Wheels, money, and my spot... lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where my career is headed, and if I am just meant to be by myself or if there really is someone out there for me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to do something. I like to switch it up so its pretty much always different. I have a lot of friends from all parts of the spectrum so we do different things:)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Here is a joke:)

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have
the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for
how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions
that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you
are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is
more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth
and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume
in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two
must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a
divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my
God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
One: You have a GREAT sense of humor.
Two: You are not easily annoyed. (GOD I HATE THAT lol)
Three: Feel sexy in your skin or at least are able to sometimes.
Four: You have to be smart.
Five: If your a smokin Rich Hottie who just wants to use me for my bod and pay for all my toys lol JK or am I lol
I can pay for my own things :)