Well, let me save you some reading, I'm not awesome.
I communicate in grunts, growls, clicks, whistles, and on occasion howls.
You're still here?
Ok, that was all lies.
I'm here because I'm just a little socially awkward and I've been told I'm somewhat old fashioned. Those two qualities are not exactly the most popular for some reason, so I've fled to the internet. Hi.
I'm quiet at first, but I communicate. Sometimes in grunts. But, I mostly use my words. English words. Sometimes Spanish. But I don't speak Spanish well. Like, at all. I have several different variations of "Mhm" that can mean completely different things. I guess that falls in the grunt category.
I curse often. Sorry. Kind of.
I have a high tolerance for bullshit.
I can be cynical when it comes to people.
I've been told I have a strange sense of humor. I'm okay with that.
I have a bomb on my chest. Don't worry, it won't go off. It's a tattoo.