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BringMeBeer

25 Indianapolis, IN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born in a place, lived in a few other places, and now I live in this place! I hate self summaries but I would mostly describe myself through the use of several vague but positive adjectives. I love food, laughing, and good times on a level roughly equal to everything else with 23 chromosome pairs.

I like just about everything and anything. I like staying in, but also going out. I love technology and computers, but also love the outdoors. I love trying new things, but also enjoy having a daily routine. I love to have fun, but I also love to just relax. I am coy and a little shy around new people so it may take a bit of time to fully know who I am.

I'm convinced that 'Broadripple is Burning - Margot and the Nuclear So & So's' is the best song of all-time… and I dare you to prove me wrong!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Distribution Coordinator for Adidas. I am the person who corrects all the errors made by all the other employees.. I recently got employee of the the quarter, so I am pretty excited about that..

I love workouts at the gym. I go at least 3 times a week and when I am there I truly workout. I push myself as hard as I can take it. Maybe we can workout together, I am always up for a workout buddy.

I am in a fantasy football league for the first year. I love the team I have. You looking at the 2014 champion!!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Overcoming challenges. You want to be my next?

I like to think that I am good at singing(mumbling) while I work as if I were a dwarf from Snow White!

I'm a MASTER at making different faces. Angry old man face is one of my regulars, although when I first started making it many, many years ago, my sisters referred to it as my muppet face.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I were meeting me for the first time I would have to probably say my hair or my eyes. My hair due to the style I like to do. The eyes because everyone looks people in the eye and I have nice blue ones.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a large collection of movies, television shows, and music. These may or may not be my actual top 5, but they are high on my list.

Television:
Game of Thrones, Fargo, True Detective, House of Cards, and
Shameless

Movies:
In Bruges, Gravity, Guardians of the Galaxy ,Into the Wild, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

Music:
Shakey Graves, Vance Joy, Vampire Weekend, The Lumineers, Margot and the Nuclear So & So's

Food:
Cheese, salad, Xtrodinary Pizza(The works), Tex Mex (Tacos), and steak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Joy
2. Liberty
3. Thoughts
4. My family
5. Time
6. Mistakes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
• I hope in the near future, scientists discover that fake mustaches cause terminal cancer.

• Disney should make a princess with no hair so every little girl that is fighting cancer can feel beautiful. Then they should kill her, to teach them that everything they ever love will die.

• I'm gonna train my next dog to fight. I'll name her Chocolate, because yeah, she’ll be sweet to me, but she’ll kill other dogs.

• What’s the deal with oppressive African regimes? They give their women cliterectomies to deprive them of carnal joy. I don’t think that’s gonna work unless they give them a shoppingerectomy. Am I right? Don't answer that, it was rhetorical and your opinions are universally invalid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I would like to be having fun, but I work 2nd shift so I just party at work then... After work I do like to go downtown occasionally.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I flooded my apartment once... Worse part I was on the second floor...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I you are looking for a man, who know what he wants.

If you are reading this and somewhere in my profile made you laugh you should message me.

Wants to go out and have an adventure. Boy an adventure really sounds swell.