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Its_THIS_guy

33 M Santa Clara, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
May 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey ladies, has Online Dating gotten you down?
Are you tired of getting harassed by creeps bombarding you with pictures of their abs or offers to show you their genitals? Are you sick of being pestered by these over grown man-children hounding you to show them yours??
Maybe you've grown weary of finding poorly constructed solicitations in your in-boxes while you search for your Good Guy Greg who's Good Game and Giving...Well act now to take yourself off the market with THIS guy!
THIS guy holds a job and carries a conversation that will impress your peers AND your parents!
THIS guy is perfect interactive arm candy for a slew of social situations!
THIS guy can take you out on the town, invite you over for a night cap and cook YOU breakfast in the morning!
And act fast-because THIS guy now comes with 50% fewer complications!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
THIS guy is a graduate of the Ecology & Evolutionary Biology program at the University of California, Santa Cruz with a background in Social Sciences and Theatre! THIS guy works in Large Scale CHO Cell Culture at Genentech's South San Francisco plant making life saving medications! He doesn't take online dating too seriously and THIS guy is good with pets and children!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
THIS guy excells at cooking, cocktails, karaoke, dancing, massage AND SO MUCH MORE!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Ohmigod it's THIS guy! I didn't act fast enough! :-("
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
THIS guy is perfect for watching any combination of horror, action or comedy and for sharing aural experiences pertaining to hip-hop, classical, rock, lounge or karaoke!
THIS guy is well read on Natural Science and History; frequently quoting author's such as Attenborough, Eisner, Zinn and Zimmer with the occasional quip from Vonnegut, Musashi, Brooks, Crowley or Shakespeare!
THIS guy will eat anything recognizable as food-and some things that aren't!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family!
Friends!
Fun! (Not to be confused with that band, they're not that important to THIS guy)
Fine food & quality spirits!
A clock of some sorts,
And cats!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
THIS guy is a veritable font of pop culture trivia known for frequent regurgitation of random blurbs about Organismal Biology-like some kind of nerd version of Tourette's!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sorry ladies - this was a limited time offer ;-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love finding patterns in times and dates, like, "It's 08:09:10 on 11/12/13!"
Also, I once had Deff Leppard's "Photograph" stuck on a continuous loop in my head and I didn't go insane!
You should message me if
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If you happen to be frequenting a dating site but aren't looking to date, I guess...