Hey ladies, has Online Dating gotten you down?
Are you tired of getting harassed by creeps bombarding you with
pictures of their abs or offers to show you their genitals? Are you
sick of being pestered by these over grown man-children hounding
you to show them yours??
Maybe you've grown weary of finding poorly constructed
solicitations in your in-boxes while you search for your Good Guy
Greg who's Good Game and Giving...Well act now to take yourself off
the market with THIS guy!
THIS guy holds a job and carries a conversation that will impress
your peers AND your parents!
THIS guy is perfect interactive arm candy for a slew of social
THIS guy can take you out on the town, invite you over for a night
cap and cook YOU breakfast in the morning!
And act fast-because THIS guy now comes with 50% fewer
What I’m doing with my life
THIS guy is a graduate of the Ecology & Evolutionary Biology
program at the University of California, Santa Cruz with a
background in Social Sciences and Theatre! THIS guy works in Large
Scale CHO Cell Culture at Genentech's South San Francisco plant
making life saving medications! He doesn't take online dating too
seriously and THIS guy is good with pets and children!
I’m really good at
THIS guy excells at cooking, cocktails, karaoke, dancing, massage
AND SO MUCH MORE!
The first things people usually notice about me
"Ohmigod it's THIS guy! I didn't act fast enough! :-("
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
THIS guy is perfect for watching any combination of horror, action
or comedy and for sharing aural experiences pertaining to hip-hop,
classical, rock, lounge or karaoke!
THIS guy is well read on Natural Science and History; frequently
quoting author's such as Attenborough, Eisner, Zinn and Zimmer with
the occasional quip from Vonnegut, Musashi, Brooks, Crowley or
THIS guy will eat anything recognizable as food-and some things
The six things I could never do without
Fun! (Not to be confused with that band, they're not that important
to THIS guy)
Fine food & quality spirits!
A clock of some sorts,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
THIS guy is a veritable font of pop culture trivia known for
frequent regurgitation of random blurbs about Organismal
Biology-like some kind of nerd version of Tourette's!
On a typical Friday night I am
Sorry ladies - this was a limited time offer ;-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love finding patterns in times and dates, like, "It's 08:09:10 on
Also, I once had Deff Leppard's "Photograph" stuck on a continuous
loop in my head and I didn't go insane!
You should message me if
If you happen to be frequenting a dating site but aren't looking to
date, I guess...