Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thought I'll hit y'all with some knowledge relating over-clichéd
So let's not bother if you're one to use and/or say!... Or...
If you tell/call yourself;
- - Foodie?.. OMG!.., so you like good tasty food as well?!..
Really? I thought I was the only one in this world that likes good
food!... That is so weird!.. Idiotz..
- -Curvy?.., but you look like the Michelin man!... Now I got it..,
you meant Curby!!!
- - Selfies only?..,
as those head only passport photos or of the front right side
forehead! With some lip pouting and a eyebrow raise like Dwayne The
Rock Johnson with some cleavage! Or you have your new selfie angle
types, such as the birds eye view selfie! Stretched Up so high
above yourself it supposedly slims you down, making you drop 5-10kg
instantly! Or the amazing magic of the non- selfie self timer
selfie!, taken from your counter to appear like it's not a selfie
as you pose either a side bent at hip sucking the stomach and
support in it at the hip with an arm and give the impression you
actually meant curvy and not curby. And the slimmer dimmer? Same
non-selfie timer selfie position but taking a direct front shot
while bending over forwards sucking the stomach I'm so there's some
tittie pop out as well applying both hands at hips for support!
Lol... Gentlemen dig that shit, Players don't?! :/... So what
happens when you meet? You walk around like that?
- - If you think I'm shallow?..,
I'm just being true and playing safe by the water! I'm swimming
between the flags in infesting waters which harbour the whales and
sharks so they won't get me!
- - Procrastinating?..,
too lazy to merely read the dictionary! Plenty of ways you can put
all things and doings.., perminantly!
- - Independant?..,
so why are you here? You're just looking, and you're friend made
you make a profile with a gun to your head. Right, those friends
are so cray. Mine did so too!.. Lol. Maybe we have the same lunatic
More like in search of an individual that knows where they're going
so you can be IN-DEPENDANT with their money! Where can I get me one
of those! Like, totally! Or let's go with why you're here?!
- - Individual?..,
Another member who joined the same stupid Hipsters!
- - Know what they want and where they are going as well wanna
Yeah right! I wanna travel the final frontier.., SPACE! With a
toilet made from solid gold!
- - Don't stress about life nor take it serious so to make the most
1. Fear is in all living organisms that responds to feeling threat
which causes stress! It's what connects us all with the animals.
Survival of the fittest. It is proven that animals who recognise
the things they fear survive and live longer!
2. There are ways and theories to deal with stress but it cannot be
abolished and easily forgotten! Avoided yes! Ridded NO! So don't
spill you shot on another as they may spi it upon many more!
3. If you don't worry as stress about life then don't go near
others as you shall bring them to their demise. And your parents
are unfortunant for not using the pull out technique so you could
have landed on your ...?.. You get the picture!
In the end everyone should believe what they want as long as it
does not ripple a negative result upon another's life as well many
- - Optimists?..,
Particularly those who claim having positive nature and doesn't
like associating with negative and pesemistic realists?..,
Well, that is quite certainly a pesemistic and negative view!
- - Mammas boy?..
Yes I am! Many women note they don't want a Mammas boy!.. What
wrong with someone that cares for their mum and understands how
women are supposed to be treated?!
- - If you think physical looks don't matter?..,
So that means you're dating someone that you think and see
physically unattractive? Must be the money as well just sad and
- - If you're Keeping up with the Kardashians?... I hate you! Well,
maybe not hate, since I don't hate anyone! But I will dislike you
if that's true and let's say hate a part of you more then I hate
part of the Kardashians!.. But as much as I hate another part which
is the mainly Kim and Chloe, if that's her stupid name. As well
their stupid mother!
So, I think that's enough about me. How about you?...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to fail, just going through the 10,000 ways some things
in life just do not work!
Trying to answer this question!
Did anyone get the answer to this question?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hmm... I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books
and my place smells of rich mahogany....
Kinda a pungent smell, which stings the nostrils.., but in a good
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't get the question!... First impressions like those stupid
assumptions that most have or their realisations and apologetic
So... ?... Anyone?...
... Right!.. Ok then..
Who is chair?... Yeah boy!
Lucky I'm good at Jeopardy!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music of any genre, some more and some not as much... As for the
time I mostly listen to inspiration & motivational orchestra,
trance, house, elekro and rnb with recent involvement of DUBSTEP
mix... It gives me focus when training!
Movies in a way brought me up! I've come to understand & learn
a lot of & to the world from movies. Learnt to Speak German in
a WEEK due to Movies. So i got a collection exceeding 6Tb of HD
space filled with Movies, Tv Series and Documentaries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, I going with this being a, 'Stranded Island' type of case
scenario! (Like CASTAWAY for example) ...
- Water (I'm talking about STILL, not that dehydrating kind! Soda,
mineral, whatever that Carbonated shit is called!) Food has enough
carbs already! =p
- Food (CARB LOADED, FAT LOADED, SOME PROTEIN to aid recovery) or
Salmon and I'll have fresh sashimi! =D
- Toilet (Seriously, No Squatter! Not risking hitting my right heel
every time and I'll need Toilet Rolls. 3 Ply minimum)
- JOHNSON'S HEAD-TO-TOE Baby Wash!.. What? I gotta wash.
- Toothbrush/Paste or Coconut to make oil or olives or sesame
- Glasses.. I'm not a Bat but Glasses will be a multi purpose
Oh yeah!!!... If I could have one more thing? I'll need a Wilson
Type Ball. I'm nothing without Wilson and would trade any or all of
the other items for that ball. I've read somewhere survival rate
drops by like 90% without a Wilson. So with that being said, I rest
Case closed! =)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life!... The Real Bucket List!... Jokes! Question 2!... How many
thing I should list here!... This can go forever!... Maybe I should
stop now!... Fuck!...
(1 hour later..)
I'm back as I realised I was still thinking a lot about this
question!... This is a hard one!..
Let me think about some more and I'll get back to it?!..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Couldn't say. As I avoid the typical! Just not your typical kind of
guy or person in general...
So let's go with.., I typically do something that involves my
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is this a serious question? Am I being PUNK'd!!!...
Umm, let me think...
I wonder who got all the question right!?.. Damn it. Now everyone
Ha ha haaaa! That's not what I meant, I mean who said
What I mean was I have a weird ability. Some think its a gift Some
even think it magic while many believe it is a hoax!... It's not a
hoax nor a big deal. It doesn't help me get money or anything as I
myself regardless that its a talent!..
Anyway.., I can...,
I can pee sitting down ok.
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