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27 Sydenham, Australia Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 16
White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Full figured
Strictly other
Trying to quit
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thought I'll hit y'all with some knowledge relating over-clichéd cliches!
It embarrassing!..,

So let's not bother if you're one to use and/or say!... Or...

If you tell/call yourself;
- - Foodie?.. OMG!.., so you like good tasty food as well?!.. Really? I thought I was the only one in this world that likes good food!... That is so weird!.. Idiotz..
- -Curvy?.., but you look like the Michelin man!... Now I got it.., you meant Curby!!!
- - Selfies only?..,
as those head only passport photos or of the front right side forehead! With some lip pouting and a eyebrow raise like Dwayne The Rock Johnson with some cleavage! Or you have your new selfie angle types, such as the birds eye view selfie! Stretched Up so high above yourself it supposedly slims you down, making you drop 5-10kg instantly! Or the amazing magic of the non- selfie self timer selfie!, taken from your counter to appear like it's not a selfie as you pose either a side bent at hip sucking the stomach and support in it at the hip with an arm and give the impression you actually meant curvy and not curby. And the slimmer dimmer? Same non-selfie timer selfie position but taking a direct front shot while bending over forwards sucking the stomach I'm so there's some tittie pop out as well applying both hands at hips for support! Lol... Gentlemen dig that shit, Players don't?! :/... So what happens when you meet? You walk around like that?
- - If you think I'm shallow?..,
I'm just being true and playing safe by the water! I'm swimming between the flags in infesting waters which harbour the whales and sharks so they won't get me!
- - Procrastinating?..,
too lazy to merely read the dictionary! Plenty of ways you can put all things and doings.., perminantly!
- - Independant?..,
so why are you here? You're just looking, and you're friend made you make a profile with a gun to your head. Right, those friends are so cray. Mine did so too!.. Lol. Maybe we have the same lunatic friends?!
More like in search of an individual that knows where they're going so you can be IN-DEPENDANT with their money! Where can I get me one of those! Like, totally! Or let's go with why you're here?!
- - Individual?..,
Another member who joined the same stupid Hipsters!
- - Know what they want and where they are going as well wanna be?..,
Yeah right! I wanna travel the final frontier.., SPACE! With a toilet made from solid gold!
- - Don't stress about life nor take it serious so to make the most of it?..,
1. Fear is in all living organisms that responds to feeling threat which causes stress! It's what connects us all with the animals. Survival of the fittest. It is proven that animals who recognise the things they fear survive and live longer!
2. There are ways and theories to deal with stress but it cannot be abolished and easily forgotten! Avoided yes! Ridded NO! So don't spill you shot on another as they may spi it upon many more!
3. If you don't worry as stress about life then don't go near others as you shall bring them to their demise. And your parents are unfortunant for not using the pull out technique so you could have landed on your ...?.. You get the picture!
In the end everyone should believe what they want as long as it does not ripple a negative result upon another's life as well many more!
- - Optimists?..,
Particularly those who claim having positive nature and doesn't like associating with negative and pesemistic realists?..,
Well, that is quite certainly a pesemistic and negative view!
- - Mammas boy?..
Yes I am! Many women note they don't want a Mammas boy!.. What wrong with someone that cares for their mum and understands how women are supposed to be treated?!
- - If you think physical looks don't matter?..,
So that means you're dating someone that you think and see physically unattractive? Must be the money as well just sad and borderline retarded!
- - If you're Keeping up with the Kardashians?... I hate you! Well, maybe not hate, since I don't hate anyone! But I will dislike you if that's true and let's say hate a part of you more then I hate part of the Kardashians!.. But as much as I hate another part which is the mainly Kim and Chloe, if that's her stupid name. As well their stupid mother!

So, I think that's enough about me. How about you?...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to fail, just going through the 10,000 ways some things in life just do not work!
Trying to answer this question!
Did anyone get the answer to this question?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hmm... I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my place smells of rich mahogany....
Kinda a pungent smell, which stings the nostrils.., but in a good way!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't get the question!... First impressions like those stupid assumptions that most have or their realisations and apologetic nature afterwards?...
So... ?... Anyone?...
... Right!.. Ok then..

Is it..,
Who is chair?... Yeah boy!
Lucky I'm good at Jeopardy!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music of any genre, some more and some not as much... As for the time I mostly listen to inspiration & motivational orchestra, trance, house, elekro and rnb with recent involvement of DUBSTEP mix... It gives me focus when training!
Movies in a way brought me up! I've come to understand & learn a lot of & to the world from movies. Learnt to Speak German in a WEEK due to Movies. So i got a collection exceeding 6Tb of HD space filled with Movies, Tv Series and Documentaries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, I going with this being a, 'Stranded Island' type of case scenario! (Like CASTAWAY for example) ...

- Water (I'm talking about STILL, not that dehydrating kind! Soda, mineral, whatever that Carbonated shit is called!) Food has enough carbs already! =p
- Food (CARB LOADED, FAT LOADED, SOME PROTEIN to aid recovery) or Salmon and I'll have fresh sashimi! =D
- Toilet (Seriously, No Squatter! Not risking hitting my right heel every time and I'll need Toilet Rolls. 3 Ply minimum)
- JOHNSON'S HEAD-TO-TOE Baby Wash!.. What? I gotta wash.
- Toothbrush/Paste or Coconut to make oil or olives or sesame oils.
- Glasses.. I'm not a Bat but Glasses will be a multi purpose use!

Oh yeah!!!... If I could have one more thing? I'll need a Wilson Type Ball. I'm nothing without Wilson and would trade any or all of the other items for that ball. I've read somewhere survival rate drops by like 90% without a Wilson. So with that being said, I rest my case...
Case closed! =)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life!... The Real Bucket List!... Jokes! Question 2!... How many thing I should list here!... This can go forever!... Maybe I should stop now!... Fuck!...

(1 hour later..)

I'm back as I realised I was still thinking a lot about this question!... This is a hard one!..

Let me think about some more and I'll get back to it?!..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Couldn't say. As I avoid the typical! Just not your typical kind of guy or person in general...

So let's go with.., I typically do something that involves my thing...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is this a serious question? Am I being PUNK'd!!!...
Umm, let me think...
I wonder who got all the question right!?.. Damn it. Now everyone knows... Great!...

Ha ha haaaa! That's not what I meant, I mean who said that?...
What I mean was I have a weird ability. Some think its a gift Some even think it magic while many believe it is a hoax!... It's not a hoax nor a big deal. It doesn't help me get money or anything as I myself regardless that its a talent!..

Anyway.., I can...,
I can pee sitting down ok.
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- born Female, still plan to be,
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