I'm a dork. Thought I'd get that out of the way, because it's who I am, dammit!

ANYwho, when(or if,) we first meet, I will probably be fairly shy and quiet. Later, when(or if, I think you get the idea,) I get to know you better, I'll open up. I've got a damn good sense of humor, and so should you, else it's just sad.

In my free time I play on my computer and 360, read science fiction, fantasy and military novels (really just generalizing, I also read horror, espionage, etc). I love movies, almost every kind, especially.... scifi. Yeah, whodda thunk it, eh? Firefly is quite possibly my favorite TV show, and Bruce Campbell is the best actor alive.

Alright, I'm done... I think. For now.

And animals.... I love animals.

I'm also overweight, but working on losing it, not that it SHOULD matter, but apparently some people are shallow assholes. Honestly, looks don't matter to me (they certainly help though.)

I'm agnostic and fairly interested in spirituality and what not, contrary to that icon that says I'm not. Where did that come from? I like having entelujent conifersashuns about religion, spirituality, politics and what not. I am VERY open minded and have been known to lay on my back and stare up at the stars occasionally.

I moved to Geneva, IL at the end of April, and I'm currently attending Waubonsee Community College for a Transfer degree in Business.

This degree is just to get me started, something that I can fall back on, so I can get a good paying job while I figure out what to do with my life.

I've finally started writing. It's a science fiction short story to get me ready for the novels I have planned.

Computers. (No shit?) I can also consume large amounts of coca cola in one sitting. I swear, I'll put more stuff up here that is impressive, when I think of something. I'm usually pretty good at making people laugh.

Oh, and I make a mean grilled cheese sammich.

And I can juggle! Actually I can't. I really can't. If you asked me to, I'd probably just hurt myself. With beanbags.

My sense of humor and, oddly enough, my hair. I've been told I have nice hair.

For books, I'll go by author. Too many good books. Books - Robert Ludlum, Steven Brust, Heinlein, Dan Abnett(If you know/like this author, message me NOW), George Matheson.

Movies - Black Hawk Down, Die Hard, Evil Dead 1/2, Army of Darkness, Planet of the Apes(original,) Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars[episodes 4-6], GATTACA, Almost Famous, Equilibrium

Music - Grunge, Heavy Metal, Rock, Alternative, Blues, Irish Punk Rock,

Food - Japanese and Mexican food are by far my favorite.

1 - Oxygen. I'm addicted. Learn to love it. It loves you. Unless it's toxic. Then it doesn't.

2 - An animal near by. I've got my pug, Farley, and a cat, Skye.

3 - My computer. I do so much crap on it.

4 - My iPhone. And the music on it of course. Life sucks without music.

5 - Books. Your starting to make me think hard about these, you know? Bastard.

6 - My beard. Okay, I'm willing to shave it, but I like it... it's red.

I go off on random tangents in my head.

That came off less-sane than I had intended.

Going to school, unfortunately.

I'm a romantic and sexually frustrated.

yeah

You like dorks. Or if you want to talk... Do you really need me to give you a reason? Just send me a message.