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  • Ages 23-37
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Last online
Yesterday – 10:33am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm your basic hooker with a heart of gold. Well, that's what my pimp tells me anyway, but I think he's biased. I like to keep things light even at really inappropriate times. It's a fault I try very hard to want to maybe deal with someday... kinda.
I work in the film business so naturally I love movies and watch a metric ton of them. Other then that I like shooting guns, driving fast, and really anything that shortens my lifespan significantly.
There are really only two things I hate in this world, emoticons and irony ◕‿↼.

WARNING: The following personality may contain bitingly sarcastic statements littered with quotes and movie references that won't stop pouring out of his stupid mouth hole. The Surgeon General warns he should be avoided by pregnant women, children, and those born without a sense of humor. He also probably causes cancer.

Updates 9-20-15
*After some set backs, I'm losing weight again. To quote the late great warrior poet Frieza, "This isn't even my final form" (if you get the reference you might be a bigger nerd then I am)

*I got tired of renting, and moving every few years, so I've decided to buy a house. Unfortunately, to expedite this, I've temporarily moved in with my father to save money. If everything goes to plan I'll be a homeowner in about 8 months, fingers crossed.

*I start work on a TV show at the beginning of October. This means Ill be working 14-16 hours a day, 5 days a week for 6 months. Because I think it would be shitty to start out a relationship with such a burdensome schedule looming ahead, I wont be sending out any messages for the duration. Hopefully you all find a great guy (or girl if thats your thing) and get out of the dating pool. If not and your still around or your boyfriend had an unfortunate lumber jacking accident and your newly single again, I'll be back in 6 months or so.
Until then if you want to drop me a line, Ill be happy to have a conversation with you about global socioeconomic politics or, differences in ballistic coefficients, you know, the light stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a freelancer so my schedule is erratic at best. I can go from working 17 hours a day for two months straight to not working for a month. So I tend to have a lot of free time to explore other interests.

When I'm not working, I enjoy toppling dictatorships and assassinating foreign diplomats. Aside from that, I'll toss a few dozen back with friends or play awful pool. I love to write really terrible scripts that no one will ever read and occasionally warm up a big mug of coffee and curl up with my first love, Netflix.

I recently decided my body really didn't hurt enough on a regular basis, so I have started to get back into shape, which has seemed to fix that problem for me nicely.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm really good at poker, pool, and target shooting. The targets of course being, anyone who beats me at the first two.
That's how I stay on top.

I've recently begun to cook and believe I might have found my true calling. If a true calling is something you dabble in but don't have any real thoughts of pursuing then, my true calling it is. I made bacon beer battered parmesan encrusted filet mignon for my last superbowl party. Three of my guests died of heart attacks, but I like to think they died happy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my size, I'm a giant, giant man. I seldom go a day without inadvertently crushing some small child or midget under my size 16 shoes.
Either that or my tentacles... No, you misread that. Tentacles, like on an octopus.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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*As far as movies go, the list would go on for pages and pages, so I'll spare you. Instead, I'll just give you a differnt really lengthy list.
*Some of the bands I like.
--- TOOL, Johnny Cash, Steve Earl, Muse, Trampled by Turtles, Iron and Wine, Ralph Stanley, Queen, Boston, AC/DC, God Smack, Offspring, Bad Company, Bad Religion, Tallest Man on Earth, Ozzy, Slobberbone, Black Angels, Black Keys, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Social Distortion, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer, Bob Dylan, The Bollox, Dropkick Murphies, RL Burnside, The Silent Comedy, Streetlight Manifesto, TI, Kanye West, Timbaland, TPain, Toadies, Whiskey Folk Ramblers, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Stanfields, Rise Against, Reverend Horton Heat, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Placebo, Otis Redding, Otis Taylor, Pearl Jam, Old 97's, Nonpoint, Mumford and Sons, MS MR, Massive Attack, Crystal Method, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Lil Wayne, The Killers, Justin Townes Earl, Journey, Jolie Holland, Jethro Tull, Hugo, Hurt, Holly Golightly & The Brokeoffs, Hayes Carl, Pixies, Flogging Molly, The Dutchess & The Duke, Eminem, The Decemberists, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Authority Zero, Ash Grunwald
*I'll pretty much watch any hour drama on AMC, FX, HBO, or Showtime.
*As an aspiring writer I should definitely read more then I do, but I've gone this long without doing things I should, so why start.
--- World War Z, Armor, One Bullet Away, Halo series. The Remaining series. Going Home series. Pretty much if it has to do with war or the end of the world. I'm down for it.

Food? Yes, food is my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* The excitement that rolls through my mind as I curl up under my down covers and begin to stream a new movie on NetFlix.
* The smell of cordite drifting up to my nose after sending a tight group pouring downrange from the barrel of my rifle.
* My big black cat yelling for my attention as I pound out a fifth rewrite on my keyboard.
* My hand wrapped tight around my gearshift slipping it gently into fifth gear while burning down the highway at 120mph.
*The seemingly endless supply of people to make fun of. They just keep pumping them out.
*This one is a bit strange, but the satisfying crunch of gravel under my boot while hiking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the terrible things going on in the world and what I can do to make it worse.
Also why people don't ride armored hippos into battle, and what the process would be to get a helper monkey. I bet they're delicious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What the hell is a "Friday". When you don't have a regular 9 to 5, days of the week lose all meaning... seriously.
As for what I do with my time off, did I mention the toppling dictators thing?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no social media accounts, no Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, nothing, well... besides OKC. Aside from that, I'm attempting to be brutally honest with this thing, So, ask me anything you'd like.
You should message me if
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If you're looking for a good chat, some laughs, and to see where it goes from there.