Ever notice on other peoples profile, that if they say: "I never know what to say on these things" ... It's usually followed by a short story of rants * from just filling up space to just say'n things about Jessica Alba or Rolling Rock beer?

I on the other hand, am VERY winded... in fact... "I put the 'BLING' in ~ramBLING~"!

Ohio Male: Six foot tall, 165 pounds of energy with dark blonde/brown ((wild)) long hair and interesting hazel/brown/green eyes. They change: green = randy/mad brown/black = puzzled/sad ... (they have been brown a lot as of late)

IQ: 128, __Update__: 134 ( thats from http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/ )

Favorite activity: Concerts,

Smile: Flashy,

Heart: Huge,

Personality: Up beat,

Integrity: Intact,

Character: Undeniable...

I wake up each morning with a smile on my face, a song in my head & my direction for the day ... undecided.

I honestly believe you should play each day because tomorrow might not present that opportunity.

I get "labeled" a hippie because I used to have longer hair and care about mother nature and truly LOVE people, but I'm pro business (kinda on the fence on a lot of political views).

It might be because I truly try to look at it from both points of view. I'm very opened minded, I believe my mate shouldn't be a close minded person.

I'm truly a romantic soul, I like to surprise my mate with little tokens of my affection more so than a big event. I rather show my feeling with kindness daily, than with an occasional "big to do" on a traditional hallmark day.

So, if you are an honest and caring lady, thats not into material possessions, prefer a stimulating conversation with a good bottle of wine over a noisey dinner @ the "place to be seen"

contact me with your URL... I'll respond to each with a friendship in mind, because its been said before . . .

"you can never have too many friends

Traveling down the road life leads me, bumping into those pesky forks seemingly a few wrong turns. Then learning a life's lesson along the way...

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OH! You mean JOB wise? Corporate Trainer for concept restaurant. (Good-bye, Ruby Tuesday)

DREAMING: That I will someday bump into that jennies bottle,

(or perhaps my Rolling Rock bottle will magically turn into one)

::shrugs::

So, my first wish ... (it would have to be a wasted one)

Ummmmm, I wanna be Jessica Alba's panties ... while she's riding a Harley; in Vermont on a warm Autumns day !

**poof**

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Lately ... Just retooling my test! In case you haven't taken them or retook them as of August '05. I recommend trying them out, a lot of fun! (As in: making them, and from the feedback; TAKING them too!)

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Being able to throw together a romantic evening, at the drop of a hat! I can get a speculation in my head & make it an event in 3.2 seconds... Make the date seem like a million dollar extravaganzas when it may have cost me a buck~ two ninety-eight. Or just being able to stretch a buck, so that I can make the evening still seem priceless. Oh I've had a splendid times in a cultured places ... but can make a priceless & momentous occasion out of a couple nickels I had laying around. All I ever need is the time, because I've the energy and creativity in abundance.

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DARTS,

Being able to out-drink the big dudes (and proud of it)

: "I like the way you ENTER a room???

*shrugs*

*could it be that I enter sober

... exit stumbling?*

I can lick my eyebrows

I've gotta say: WALKING ... yes, I can chew gum and do it. But I've often heard things mentioned about me, but the weirdest & often mentioned (by both genders )

The occasional love letters for a select person ... (you know who you are)

AND I'm really good @running jokes drinking cold Rolling Rocks & and bringing up Jessica Alba's name . . .

*wink*

~god I hope this works~

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"_____________________________________,_____­​_______________

_________________________~_______________________­​_____________________ ..."!

(dont you think, YOU should fill in the blanks?)

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BUT...IF YOU ASK ME WHAT I "THINK" THEY NOTICE...

My big bright sincere smile & my GOD like presents

: WALKING : ... (see above)

and that if I'm not at work ... the Rolling Rock that's planted in my hand (on a good night ... one in each hand)

(:op ~~~

~WOW~ * a new heading for this lil box! * ~WOW~

I dont have a favorite in anything so, heres my take on said categories:

BOOKS: As many have said, and I agree . . . Too many to name & I really cant pinpoint a "favorite." One thing that might stand out or be conceder "strange" is the fact I like to reread a novel say . . . Valley Of The Dolls and while enjoying the plot I'll read a nonfiction study of the female plight for equal rights during the sixties, it gives you a view into the writers head and perhaps the setting and a different perspective of the time and environment that leads into the trends the writer may have been influenced by . . . *shrugs* Well, with my mind wondering and my short attention span . . . just keeps things interesting.

MOVIES: Movies are great, I really enjoy renting a disc and watching them at my house ...

Think about it:

you can sit in your undies, have your favorite style popcorn, hit pause when you've gotta pee, have ALL the Rolling Rock's you want without sneaking them in... AND there is no freak'n arm rest between you and your loved one (or the one you're with, even) >WinK::half shrug and slight head tilt::

I just seen "Jessica Alba in "The Fantastic 4"

ummm ... *nods head* SiZZlinG!

I'll make this clear, I'm not a fan of remakes. They are called Classics for a reason, Cant improve on perfection (which includes colorizing old B&W's) I believe while Kings books are really a great read, say The Stand (bad ass) maybe they should of nixed making it into a movie (as well as SO many other classic novels) But, some of the greatest movies are from books.(The directors have a lot to do with it) But perhaps its just me, but in my mind they can never cast the villeins or heroes right. S.E. Hinton wrote a couple of my high school favorite books: Rumble Fish ... That was Then, This is Now ... , etc., ... And the movies blew! (come on ... Patrick Swayse or Rob Lowe) What were they thinking? . . .

MUSIC: Anything live . . . Seriously ANYTHING! I've walked into Jazz clubs loved it, I've been in little Redneck dives and seen some amazing talent . . . playing blues or country. I've a never fulfilled hunger for being on stage, so when watching ANY performer being up there doing the things they love to do ... It really gives be a charge like nothing else could (except to be up there myself) Oh, I'm a metal head ... But, I've fished in too many ponds to say one is any better than the rest.

FOOD: Now a passion of mine is cooking ... Give me a favorite food, or a tradisional dish and I'll give it my own little flare. I also love to cook with my lil hippy ... (Lexy) Nothing says love'n like cookies from the oven. I think I missed my calling on a few things, but being a chief for friends and family is still rewarding as it gets.

::shakes head to gain composure:: Sorry ... My mind just drifted back to Jessica in spandix ...

1) My family ( LEXY )

2) My FRIENDS

3) My FREE time

4) Rolling Rock for said free time

5) A bar to drink said BEER

6) A good game of DARTS, to build up a thirst for said beer!

7) Jessica Alba

::laughs:: this change (heading) might make some of peoples answers look strange . . . *This used to say: If you could switch brains with one person ... so, I left my self-amusing answers:

I recently had an epiphany ... Although many people come up with some interesting comments here, and mine being here for my own amusement:

I think it would be cool if EVERYONE in the world would have a chance to see the world from someone else's eyes. A different perspective ... I would choose an astronaut.

That way, we could see the world outside looking in ... and see that we are all in it together as one! And not as individuals!

B U T . . .

I'd rather switch bodies with Jessica Alba, then I'd never have to leave the house... J/K... but, if I had my choice... mmmm

I'll change it later too!

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"Never say anything about someone that you would'nt say to thier face"

"Never do something to someone that you would not want done to you"

2 rules if everyone lived by . . . Living life would be so much easier!

Working late,

then to a bar to toss some DARTS and meet some people,

Make'n a lil chedda $$$$$ (ie: I win money for kicking some ass on the dart board!)

I feel compelled to put something about Jessica Alba on this little box

hmmmmm... :: ponders a moment ::

"Oh yeah ... every Friday night, after many ROLLING ROCKS (see got that in here too) I go home and dream about JESSICA ALBA"!

::dust off hands::,"and now my work here is done!" ::then exits towards the next little box::

I'm good @ DARTS unless I'm play'n a pretty girl... then my mind goes south.

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I havent wrote anything new for awhile, so . . .

I really dont admit it often, but in my glory days (long hair and slut puppy time of my life) I was in a few REALLY good bands! We play local gigs and usually would fill the house. Now I'm "on the outside looking in . . . 2 of my Band mates went on to bigger and better things. They played out a few weeks ago opening for 3 Doors Down & NickleBack and are now signed with latticesphere records and have a promising carreer ahead of them. Prism Theory / In A Wake of a Dream check em out . . . *sigh*

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And now back to the regular nonscence . . .

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He is kinkier than most.

He is more energetic than most.

He is more extroverted than most.

He is more artsy than most.

(And lastly)

He is more likely to be compatible with women who only date women ... see, I KNEW that I should of been born a woman...

*snickers*

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Why not, its FREE

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{unlike my female friends on here . . . I LOVE *WOO's* , Send Them!}

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My TEST: The How Old Do You Act Test!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=7512294113463994193

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I'll write a few random strangers ... please don't fret, there is no danger.

If your profile is who you are... I'll drop you a message funny & bazaar,

I prefer Bio's more crazy to neat, cause I myself am a little off beat...

Life's too short we all should play, making friends keeps it fresh each day.

I ramble and rant but I'm always nice, a reply from you - I'll write you twice.

My pen pals & lovers I never do mix, If you in of need a smile I got your fix.

I - like you - my heart does bleed, I'm here for comfort if you ever do need

Just when you thought this would end, I'll send another to you my friend!

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Well, according to OKCupid... you should be either a bi/gay very good looking women that has no attention of "falling" for a O. G. like me! I'm being for real, of the few that are above 60% compatible -with me-, most are uninterested -in males- but hey, I'm only here to answer the questions

(I'm all out of those) and if I happen to snag a new friend along the way...

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-OR- if you happen to be JESSICA ALBA!

::does his best high arch eyebrow thing::

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" I'm holding my breath here"!

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And just when you thought it was safe to stop reading . . . OkCupid has made the profile LONGER!

*see next little box below*

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