Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Cliff and I do civilian and military medicine. I live in
the Fredericksburg area and just trying new ways to meet people.
Ladies don't be scared to message me first theres more of you than
me. I cant possibly guarantee that I'll see your profile or
anything but to get me to peek, all you have to do is at least say
hi and maybe your name, then I will go from there. I don't expect
the perfect first message to sweep me off my feet and win my heart
over unless your living in a fairy tale. I want a conversation to
really get an idea of who you are. I told you basically all you
prolly need to know or truly care about above, so the rest of my
page is just giving you an idea about me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm living it like it's was my own!
I live every week like shark week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Yo-Yo's! I could give a college course on the art of the yo-yo, I
am decadextrous (I can yo-yo with all ten fingers, I might of made
that word up a bit, and prolly everything else I typed in this
box). Yo-yo's are no joke ladies, they can reflect a man's
character; a strong steady hand means a sturdy lifestyle, his form
means hes got morals and discipline!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My washboard abs, muscular physique, gentle caring heart, my
beautiful eyes...jk im not being serious again my eyes are shit
brown! (I really don't know what you will see first! This is prolly
the first time I've ever been asked this, so look at my pictures
and whatever you notice first is your answer. As far as
personality, you would have to meet me to know)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section is stupid in my opinion. Name one happy woman that
knew she had the right man because his favorite color is green, or
favorite movies series was Blade (except the 2nd one because the
cgi was off)!...The answer is NO ONE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF PEOPLE
WHO REALLY CARE ABOUT IMPORTANT STUFF!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I dont have 6 things sorry, thats kind of excessive and demanding,
but I couldnt live without laughter. It's the best medicine I
believe and could change the world. (this section is actually
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Why anyone in their right mind would ever mix peas with
sweet-potatoes? (ladies if i see you do this on a date I will walk
-How come they don't make light up shoes in adult sizes? (I could
run sooo much faster if I had a pair)
-Who would win a race between Superman and the Flash? (And does
anyone else think its weird that Flash is JUST really fast, how the
hell does he not run out of breathe, he doesnt have a crazy lung
-What gave the guy who sniffed bath salts first, the idea to sniff
bath salts first? (he had to be high or something even
-Has anyone else seen that news article about the plane that
crashed or the gas station that blew up from the person who didnt
turn off their phone? (me either)
-Why do people say life is too short? (name one thing you can prove
is longer than that)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing the flute in my onezy pajamas in the attic under candle
light! Even though I dont have a flute or an attic or a candle, I
do have a onezy though, dont judge, you judgmental judger.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love cuddling, no lie I would cuddle the shit out of a stranger
if she would let me! This section is actually not a joke because I
prematurely admitted to you that I have a onezy already so I
figured I should give you another secret.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You found this my profile entertaining...you're welcome!This is the
best way I could give you a taste of my personality on here aside
from actually meeting. I'm very socialable and will respond to
every message even if I'm not interested, it's stupid to me that so
many of you list that you're looking for men and FRIENDS but don't
have the decency to respond. If you have kids or smoke I'm am not
looking to date you but friends or to hangout is fine, just
throwing that out there upfront. Drug free is a must, aint nobody
got time for that! And if you're just going to carry on thats fine
too good luck in your search.
Words of wisdom- Be the change in life you want to see.
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