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32 M Aliso Viejo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 4
6′ 7″ (2.01m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Tagalog (Poorly)

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My self-summary

I don't know what it is, but there's something unbearably hot about brunette emo kids. Which is not to say I don't enjoy Nordic blonds, fiery redheads and raven haired beauties. I'm a weird personality that bounces between laughing at stupid YouTube videos and contemplating the impact of the proposed fallacy of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. I'm pretty easy to get along with and have a dark sense of humor that I will use often because I will probably quickly become addicted to the sound of your laughter.

I spend a good portion of my time at 3 in the morning sitting around looking at random websites. I have a particularly large amount of love for xkcd, the oatmeal, and instructables. I like the thought of doing something with my hands more than actually doing it.

I've had the exalted pleasure of meeting a core group of people who I know are going to be my friends until I bite the bucket, so right now everyone new I meet and befriend is icing on the cake. As such I enjoy the new adventures we're going to have together.

I normally mock people who say "If you want to know more you'll have to ask" but... there you go.

I am tall, nerdy, and running a bit late
What I’m doing with my life
I used to be in an awesome nerdcore band called Raptors Away! but lately I've been getting into slowhand blues guitar (I suck at it). I work as a IT nerd (Web Developer, which incidentally doesn't help me actually design websites much), and have recently become vegitarianish ( and have a personal blog at Voyeur Away. So the answer for what I'm doing with my life: Wandering. If you're looking for a guy who says inapropriate things at inapropriate times, has problems spelling words like inappropriate without spell check but enjoys writing anyways, plays video games, walks around in his underwear, and was in a band, then I am 'shocked' and 'awed'
I’m really good at
Computers, Board Games, Writin', Getting things off of tall shelves, video games, writing, making people laugh, making friends, making friends with my friend's moms, makin' babies.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm tall (6'7")... and that I have 27 hit points.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Book: I love to read, some of my favorites: Neuromancer, Shogun, Scanner Darkly, anything by Neal Stephenson or Chuck Palinuck. The Dark Tower series, Lord of Light, the Dresden Files and the George R.R. Martin books. Freakonomics, Born on a Blue Day and Childhoods End are all pretty great too. Bukwoski, Carl Sandburg and E.E. Cummings.

B) In no particular order: Fight Club, Donnie Brasco, Waking Life, Snatch, Ninja Scroll, Amelie, Moulin Rouge, Disney's Robin Hood, Disney's 3 Musketeers, Bladerunner, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Man on Fire, Punch Drunk Love, Donnie Darko, 13th Warrior, Big Lebowski, Secret of Nimh, Salton Sea,Y Tu Mama Tambien, Swingers,The Professional, Brewster's Millions

Music: Cake, Sublime, Bad Religion, Rancid, The Vandals, The Ataris, Fifteen, Against Me!, Atmosphere, Eminem, Outkast, Blackalicious, Jonny Cash, Skynard, Built to Spill, The Pouges, Hey Mercedes, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Moby, AFI, Rage, Better Than Ezra, Tenacious D, Foo Fighters, Firewater, Eric Sermon, Brother Ali, Trip Hop (Massive Attack/RJD2/Thievery Corp/Morcheeba/Mo'Horizons) Red and Meth, Brother Ali, Jay-Z, Robert Johnson, Lightning Hopkins, B.B. King

D) I've been trying to "Eat Healthier" so trying to wean back on the fast food but I like to eat out alot (oooohhhh look... it's Inuendo O'clock) but uh... Mexican food is amazing. Im blessed to live in Los Angeles which is like the King of the Mexican food. If you're just curious where to get amazing Mexican food (or you want to give me some suggestions) then let me, and Credo_Pirata (my mexican food partner in crime) know. Further I'm now vaguely vegitarianish

The six things I could never do without
Friends, Computers, Other people's laughter, Movies, Good Conversation, Sleep, Music, Breaking the rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What happens when we die. How weird sleeping is. How it's a bummer that they only list C++ as a language and not C#. Sweet new song lyrics. Writing a novel or three. How bad my spelling is. How to get paid more to do less. The human perception of time and love (and sometimes both together). How weird being a romantic is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Calling my friends up to see what's going on. Hanging out, and quite possibly seeing a movie. If not, then probably dividing plunder.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sound kinda retarded when I laugh. A good friend of mine describes it as "That big dumb goofy laugh" (Thanks Tiff)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You really are into laughing, exploring life, good music, good food, good friends, good lists, or just have something interesting to say. I'm easy.