So about me, Im from Italy. Moved here 3 years ago with my spaghetti and tomato sauce. Ran out of spaghetti pretty soon so i switched to american food. I must say after the initial impact i quite like it. You guys have burgers figured out pretty well. Although im still trying to decide if chicken in pasta is genious or just dumb.
I ride a motorcycle pretty often during the week and rent a sailboat occasionally on weekends on which i am training to become a pirate. Still looking for a good place to buy cannons though so if you of any please let me know. And yes, since i know you are wondering, i do own a car that i use to sit around in traffic on the 405.
During the day I work in Irvine in a videogame company as a software engineer, during the night i am.... working on building my batcave so one day ill be able to replace this with just 'I am Batman'.