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DaSimz

30 Venice, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Quick note on the few things ive learned on online dating, its not that dissimilar from the other million ways to meet. The girl will observe, while the dude puts on his display, be it an online profile with questionable wording and shirtless photos, some confident behaviour with his bro at a bar/party or a fancy haircut while reading hemingway in the subway. If the girl is interested she will, in some indirect way, let the guy know. Be it a smile, a longer than normal eye contact, a subtle indication that her drink is empty, or by liking the online profile. The guy then walks over and tries to start an engaging-but-casual, educated-but-not-boing, funny-but-not-hilarious conversation, be it in person or via message. The woman then has a ton of new information like voice tone, quality of conversation, speed that it took to walk over or reply and sweat level of the forehead. She processes it all in 12.4 seconds, time for a couple of back and forths and then lets the guy know if she has a fake boyfriend or not. Easy peasy, been like that for a million years. But... here is where online dating breaks, you have the option of not replying. Its as if when the guy walks over to chat, you just sit there without talking or moving, staring into nothingness and slowly sink under the table. It would look awkward right? Right. All of this is to say that if you like someones profile, they are going to get a little notification and message you if they like you back, so dont sink under the table when that happens, instead shoot a reply back, even if its just 'I have a fake boyfriend' =P

Now with that out of the way... Hi! I'm Simone. I moved here 4ish years ago from italy with my spaghetti and tomato sauce. Ran out of spaghetti pretty soon so i switched to american food. I must say after the initial impact i quite like it. You guys have burgers figured out pretty well. Although im still trying to decide if chicken in pasta is genious or just dumb. During the day I work in a videogame company as a software engineer, during the night i am.... working on building my batcave so one day ill be able to replace this with just 'I am Batman'.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, wandering, hiking, sailing, camping, riding, running, jumping, cooking, sleeping, dreaming, and working on those dreams.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Forgetting things. Like what im good at...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That i forget things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dont really have clear favorites here, i guess i just dont too much time or effort in them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Santaclaus, the easter rabbit (might not count as im pretty sure its still santa), a little bit of imagination, the oceans, the mountains and the deserts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Traveling!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Myself, like any other night. I'm trying to quit taking over other people's body, it could lead to privacy issues.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been flashed by MIB two times that's why I don't remember anything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Im looking for someone that knows how to pause time and live the moments for what they are. Reguardless of how busy life is.

If you're active, lively, happy, ironic, witty and love to travel to remote forgotten places.

Have a passport, you get an extra point for every stamp u have.

Also, please be willing to meet, i really hate having 2 week long conversations on this thing. As interesting as it may get its no where close to a real life chat in front of a cup of coffee.