Were I a sim, my traits would likely be: absent-minded, brave, can't stand art, childish, commitment issues, excitable, flirty, frugal, inappropriate, insane. light sleeper, loser, mooch, nurturing, party animal, perceptive, schmoozer, slob and unlucky.
I'm an exception to every rule, a volunteer at every event, a romantic and a rocker. I won't promise you the world, but I'll say really sweet things and touch your butt.
This profile may give the impression that I'm a shut in with no desire to have a social life. That's not exactly the case.
For example: I don't like the beach, at all, but I'll gladly guard the shoes and phones for the group while you guys are in the water.
Given a choice between going out and doing something, versus staying home with some hot pockets, netflix and cuddles: I'd pick the cuddles, every time.
Don't worry if I make no sense now. I'm way cooler in person.
Also note, I've filled in a LOT of questions on this site, and some of the answers are outdated. And I'm usually too lazy to fix that.
I am Smart, Thin, and Odd.
~~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Knowing things. I'm a walking Wikipedia, I know something about pretty much everything. However, sometimes I know only a little, or my info is wrong or outdated.
Communicating in concepts and feelings, rather than the entirety of the meaning of a word. Sometimes to understand how you'd handle a situation, you have to understand how you feel about certain shades of blue.
Enthusiastic, meditative, centering massage.
Handling the crap other people just don't want to do. Dishes, cleaning, errands: I'm like Alfred incarnate. I like having a handful of Batmens to care for.
That I'm really good with animals, and paradoxically don't care for them in the least, despite happily living as a pet.
That I follow my rules.
Chuck Palahniuck does some very great work, I love his style and his content. Crooked Little Vein. Just got the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, LOVED it.
I like action movies with a plot, horror flicks with some artistic value, comedy movies that are original, and foreign films that bend rules.
Examples include "Let the Right One In", "THX 1138", "Aliens", "300", "Grindhouse/Deathproof", "Pulp Fiction", "Oldboy", "Thirst", "Shock Treatment", "Hedwig and the Angry Inch", "The Empire Strikes Back" things like that.
As for music, I'm a metal fan. But John Coultan's "SkullCrusher Mountain" was basically written about me.
I also like general rock and alternative.
Here's the artists on my Motorcycle playlist right now. KISS, Queen, David Bowie, Motley Crue, Billy Idol, Judas Priest, Michael Jackson, Prince, Warrant, Journey, Flogging Molly, Lady Gaga, Bullet for My Valentine, Hanoi Rocks, Dio, Coheed and Cambria, My Chemical Romance, Iron Maiden, Slaughter, Skid Row, Scorpions, Poison, Vixen, Manowar, Hammerfall, Nightwish, and Andrew WK.
Food: Mexican, (If we're north of LA and you call it Mexican food, and it fails to satisfy me...i don't know, but pain...lots of pain...), Italian, Sushi, Chinese, French, American (fatty and lovely)
Zeb The Great
The Batman to my Alfred
+1 Perry the Platypus Sweater
Finding a way to just get my needs met, and how remarkably little I want from life.
I do need to get out more, socially. Maybe that's something you need a weird wingman for?
I can go to bars, clubs, house parties etc. without issue. I can pick up a handle at the grocery store and bring it to you. I'm even known to arrive with your choice of wine, from time to time.
I LOVE LIQUOR-FLAVORED KISSES.
You can use the proper gorram your/you're, and their/there/they're. (But no one cares about semi-colons.) Seriously, I've been known to not respond to people based solely on using the wrong "your". I'm that kind of guy sometimes.
If you want to walk the planes of madness with a native to the lands of insanity.
If you know the difference between Casual sex and being sexually liberated.