I'm the nice guy all the "incels" claim to be. (but aren't)
The way I see it, even if you don't want to sleep with me, and thus place me in the "friend-zone", you'll probably introduce me to your other friends. Some of whom might sleep with me. I'd rather spend a weekend worshiping at your feet without release, than jump the gun on you wanting me completely and honestly.
Were I a sim, my traits would likely be: absent-minded, brave, can't stand art, childish, commitment issues, excitable, flirty, frugal, inappropriate, insane. light sleeper, loser, mooch, nurturing, party animal, perceptive, schmoozer, slob and unlucky.
I'm a professional Jack of All Trades. There's not much I would consider myself truly exceptional at, except childcare and driving I'm an exception to every rule, a volunteer at every event, a romantic and a rocker. I won't promise you the world, but I'll say really sweet things and touch your butt.
This profile may give the impression that I'm a shut in with no desire to have a social life. That's not exactly the case. If I had my way, I'd be in an awesome windowless basement apartment that sat under a very nice house where friends of mine came and went at their leisure.
I'm allergic to the outside world, and thusly endeavor to stay inside. However, I occasionally have to go see the outside, just to remind myself why I hate going outside.
Given a choice between going out and doing something, versus staying home with some hot pockets, netflix and cuddles: I'd pick the cuddles, every time.
Don't worry if I make no sense now. I'm way cooler in person.
Also note, I've filled in a LOT of questions on this site, and some of the answers are outdated. And I'm usually too lazy to fix that.
I am Smart, Thin, and Odd.