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My self-summary
I am to relationships as a stray cat is to various people. I get petted, loved on and fed by multiple people, but ultimately I'm only responsible for me. I keep rats our of your basement in exchange for not shooting me as a trespasser.

Were I a sim, my traits would likely be: absent-minded, brave, can't stand art, childish, commitment issues, excitable, flirty, frugal, inappropriate, insane. light sleeper, loser, mooch, nurturing, party animal, perceptive, schmoozer, slob and unlucky.

I'm an exception to every rule, a volunteer at every event, a romantic and a rocker. I won't promise you the world, but I'll say really sweet things and touch your butt.

This profile may give the impression that I'm a shut in with no desire to have a social life. That's not exactly the case.
For example: I don't like the beach, at all, but I'll gladly guard the shoes and phones for the group while you guys are in the water.
Given a choice between going out and doing something, versus staying home with some hot pockets, netflix and cuddles: I'd pick the cuddles, every time.

Don't worry if I make no sense now. I'm way cooler in person.

Also note, I've filled in a LOT of questions on this site, and some of the answers are outdated. And I'm usually too lazy to fix that.

I am Smart, Thin, and Odd.
What I’m doing with my life
“To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”
~~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
I’m really good at
I'm a professional Jack of All Trades. There's not much I would consider myself truly exceptionally skilled at, except childcare and driving ((And due to my seizures, I don't do either))

Knowing things. I'm a walking Wikipedia, I know something about pretty much everything. However, sometimes I know only a little, or my info is wrong or outdated.

Communicating in concepts and feelings, rather than the entirety of the meaning of a word. Sometimes to understand how you'd handle a situation, you have to understand how you feel about certain shades of blue.

Enthusiastic, meditative, centering massage.

Handling the crap other people just don't want to do. Dishes, cleaning, errands: I'm like Alfred incarnate. I like having a handful of Batmens to care for.
The first things people usually notice about me
Combat boots, a sniper's tongue. I tend to correctly use multi-syllabic words, and make snap judgements about people's character using absurd reasoning. (She used the phrase "that looks totally swag" therefore, I'm not sleeping with her: ever.)
That I'm really good with animals, and paradoxically don't care for them in the least, despite happily living as a pet.
That I follow my rules.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a fantasy fan. Salvatore makes me very happy.
Chuck Palahniuck does some very great work, I love his style and his content. Crooked Little Vein. Just got the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, LOVED it.

I like action movies with a plot, horror flicks with some artistic value, comedy movies that are original, and foreign films that bend rules.

Examples include "Let the Right One In", "THX 1138", "Aliens", "300", "Grindhouse/Deathproof", "Pulp Fiction", "Oldboy", "Thirst", "Shock Treatment", "Hedwig and the Angry Inch", "The Empire Strikes Back" things like that.

As for music, I'm a metal fan. But John Coultan's "SkullCrusher Mountain" was basically written about me.
I also like general rock and alternative.
Here's the artists on my Motorcycle playlist right now. KISS, Queen, David Bowie, Motley Crue, Billy Idol, Judas Priest, Michael Jackson, Prince, Warrant, Journey, Flogging Molly, Lady Gaga, Bullet for My Valentine, Hanoi Rocks, Dio, Coheed and Cambria, My Chemical Romance, Iron Maiden, Slaughter, Skid Row, Scorpions, Poison, Vixen, Manowar, Hammerfall, Nightwish, and Andrew WK.

Food: Mexican, (If we're north of LA and you call it Mexican food, and it fails to satisfy me...i don't know, but pain...lots of pain...), Italian, Sushi, Chinese, French, American (fatty and lovely)
The six things I could never do without
Video Games
Zeb The Great
Sensual expression
The Batman to my Alfred
+1 Perry the Platypus Sweater
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The way people think. What they know and how they process it. How someone I'm trying to help through a rough patch is doing, and how I can better help them. New D&D characters, silly things to do in various games.
Finding a way to just get my needs met, and how remarkably little I want from life.
On a typical Friday night I am
If i decide to have a night out, I usually try to accompany somebody to some social function. Otherwise it's usually Netflix Dates, half of which are solo missions.
I do need to get out more, socially. Maybe that's something you need a weird wingman for?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an alcoholic. Sober since 12/24/13.
I can go to bars, clubs, house parties etc. without issue. I can pick up a handle at the grocery store and bring it to you. I'm even known to arrive with your choice of wine, from time to time.

You should message me if
You want to meet someone with an entertaining life and way of being, and express and share mutual comfort and intimacy (of varying degrees and sorts) If you want a lovely night with an attentive lover, or a long term cuddle-buddy/sewing circle friend.
You can use the proper gorram your/you're, and their/there/they're. (But no one cares about semi-colons.) Seriously, I've been known to not respond to people based solely on using the wrong "your". I'm that kind of guy sometimes.
If you want to walk the planes of madness with a native to the lands of insanity.
If you know the difference between Casual sex and being sexually liberated.