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28 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 1
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I like to think of myself as a fairly eloquent and funny guy, but I'm better when I have something to work with. Like, say, in a conversation. Plus, I'm too dumb to lie about myself (yes, that is my height, I pinkie swear) and too appalled by affectations to advertise, so I hope you're cool with that.

My jam includes but is not limited to: Books, whiskey, dogs, cast-iron cookware, dry humor, what Ice-T would call "deep nerd shit" (no WoW or fedoras though), cold weather, spicy food, puns and wordplay generally, subtleties & shades of meaning, reducing complexities to simplicities, lateral thinking, and women with opinions.

Ain't no shame in my lame. Ain't no sleaze in my steez.
What I’m doing with my life
Picking up a dream comic project with a dream collaborator, improving my swimming technique, looking into starting a freelance communication gig, and attempting to read 20 books this year. Also, soliciting book recommendations.

I also picked up an esoteric and ludicrously fun martial art last year that involves a lot of hitting people with huge swords.

Beyond that, pretty usual stuff... exercising some, working a square job to support my goals, figuring my shit out, helping friends figure their shit out (over whiskey), and cooking a lot.
I’m really good at
Giving advice, helping friends write their cover letters, Scrabble/crossword puzzles, editing comic books, shamelessly making jokes that make me seem dumber than I actually am, witticisms, skiing, semicolon use, getting along with dogs and kids, dropping truth bombs, and making tasty food.
The first things people usually notice about me
My articulation is fit to rock the nation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Five-act story structure

Old school vs. new school hedonism (advantage: old school)

Old school vs. new school hip-hop (advantage: old school)

Wu wei

My celebrity crushes, Melissa Harris-Perry and Glenn Greenwald
On a typical Friday night I am
Knee-deep in hedonia and chicanery. Unless I'm taking it easy before the three hours of exhausting martial arts I do on Saturday.

Wouldn't hate seeing more live music though
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm the only white person on Facebook with my name, though I do share it with an unbelievably dapper Nigerian soul-singer.

Also, I'm accidentally in a Wu Tang video, and didn't find out until years later when a co-worker noticed my hair.

I may never forgive myself for not coming up with the phrase "A Stark in the streets, a wildling in the sheets."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Smoldering good looks and suavete are negotiable for you in the presence of humor, emotional stability, and really delicious sweet potato soup