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Daem

25 / M / straight / Single

Baltimore, Maryland

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
Rather not say
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
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Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French

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I am awesometastical, Cauchy complete, and low in fat.

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My Self-Summary

Hey, I'm Dan. I'm a graduate of UMBC, and a third year student at U.Maryland at Baltimore School of Law! Exciting things that I should tag include: travelling, cooking, reading, games, writing and a whole lot of other thoroughly fun stuff.

What I’m doing with my life

Back to classes! So far, all of my classes look like they're going to be amazing. I'm also continuing to shop for a literary agent for my novel. So if you're smokin' hot and an agent...yeah. Message me. :p

I’m really good at

I suppose I'm good at debate and argumentation. In writing, that sounds like a pretty lame talent. Um, yay philosophy?

I'm also a decent cook, although I can't make any promises.

This section sucks. How can I weasel out of it? Oh yeah.

I'm also really good at not finishing this section. Ahah!

The first things people usually notice about me

Hm. Probably that I'm outrageous. Outrageous and awesome. Also I can be shy in person, if I haven't spoken with someone before.

Also, people tend to notice the near-sculptural perfection of my chiseled body when I simultaneously play speed chess and wrestle a lion.

In the preceding paragraph, at least one claim regarding my abilities is not patently false. (It's not the lion one, sorry ladies.)

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books? History of Western Philosophy, by Russell. The Selfish Gene, Dawkins. Language, Truth, and Logic, A.J. Ayer.

Movies? LotR series, Constantine, and others.

Music? Assemblage 23, E Nomine, VNV Nation, Rammstein, Immediate Music, Disturbed, Eisbrecher, and much, much more...

Food? Things that are delicious.

The six things I could never do without

Whatever six things someone that you would like to speak with would value most.

Shameless...

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Big, complicated things that don't end up really mattering at all in the long run. Also, what kind of music would be appropriate for a scene where Nietzsche drives a flaming motorcycle through a wall?

This has been a question on my profile for a while now, and I finally have an answer to that question: Kein Mitleid, by Eisbrecher.

On a typical Friday night I am

Either playing a game online, being surprisingly social and hanging out with friends, or hanging out with an amazing girl that messaged me on this website.

I can dream, eh?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Gravy on mashed potatoes is a great dish not because gravy makes mashed potatoes taste better (although it does), but because the presence of mashed potatoes makes people less likely to stare at you when eating gravy. Mmm...gravy...

You should message me if

If...if....hmmmm. Tough call. I'd say "if the stars outside your window realign themselves into my name after reading this," but that would set an awfully high bar. So either that, or if you just want to. But fair warning, preference goes to the ladies with romantic stellar phenomena going on.

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