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27 F Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:39pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Dear Baltimore,

I don't know much about you. You're north of me, and you have crabs. Can I ride a bike in you? Are there cool parks? Are there unique bookstores? Is there a good transit system? Are people creative, intelligent? How quickly can I come to know your sidestreets and mannerisms; how quickly will you wear out in my mind?

I've been bouncing around for a while. I best loved Portland, OR Honolulu. My gaze turns to NYC, but what about the other little big cities speckling the landscape of America? Surely there's a measure of excitement to be found in these pockmarks. Pockmarks like you, Balty.

It may seem strange of me to write this letter. After all, I'm a stranger to you. But you're not a complete stranger to me. I know that you wrote on the bathroom stall of a dilapidated bar, "FOR A GOOD TIME CALL 225-846-6730." And that resonated with me, on a deep and personal level -- a deeply drunken, personally fabricated level.

So what do you say, Balty? Can we make it work? I'm willing to try if you are. But first, please: see a doctor about the crabs.


Not the Real Daenerys in Case You Were Confused
What I’m doing with my life
I work in South Carolina as a Japanese translator of sorts. About that.

I have begun training for parkour. I am also planning on some basic self-defense and medical classes. In my spare time I study coding, physics, math, and language, read literature, write, play video games, practice guitar, cook, sew, chat, etc., etc., etc.
I’m really good at
Lying, apparently.
The first things people usually notice about me
Some people look at my profile and say I'm pretentious. And I'm like hey. Would a pretentious guy admit to loving this movie?

For a twist, I also love Wizard People, Dear Reader. So maybe I am pretentious, but have really awkward taste.


But I know what you really want to know: am I irl pretty?
Naw. Not really. I am however, attractive enough, to allow my dazzling personality to make it seem as beauty. Get your love goggles on, girls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane
A Thousand Clowns
a mango I stole off a tree once
The six things I could never do without
This question is so boring that I have never, ever read an interesting response to it. It turns perfectly intriguing people into dullards. It needs to go. TAKE A NOTE, STAFF! TAKE IT OUT!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether I should respond to a question phrased as a half-sentence by completing the sentence, or beginning anew.

Why aren't harps used in music more often?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Rather anti-monopoly. I avoid Wal-Mart whenever possible, even if it costs me a little more, and am trying to wean myself off GOOgle.


Not really bi. Heteroflexible. Added it so I can see people who restrict viewers based on orientation (you twitdicks).


As someone with firsthand experience of how the legal system loves to screw over good fathers, I hate first-world feminist extremism -- you are not Malala, you are a whiny middle-class bitch -- and if you find this offensive you need some help.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I'm gonna use this space to explain my username.

When I first joined OKC, it was back when it was an experiment by the people behind Daenerys was an obscure name, and OKC was a funny, well-designed site populated by oddballs. Now, HBO has made A Song of Ice and Fire into an infamous sex-violence drama, and OKC is owned by