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27 F Washington, DC

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Last Online
Today – 1:32am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Dear Washington,

I am entertaining the thought of moving to you. Convince me.

I know you have great transportation and lots of things to do. But I also hear you have a high crime rate, and loads of politicians, which are probably the same thing.

I'm excited about the Smithsonian and your multiculturalism, but nonplussed about your potentially high cost of living, rush-rush lifestyle, and moneygrubbing dicksocks.

Your opponent is Portland, OR. But I already lived there once. Please be artistic, offbeat, intellectual, and relaxed without being such a small world, OK?


Not the Real Dany in Case You Were Confused

P.S. My favorite fairytales are Bluebeard's Castle and The Snow Queen. Stars are still beautiful. I found out today that I like shooting guns and have a talent for it. Most of the best moments in my life have involved utter solitude in nature. Tea is my drink of choice, but if we're talking alcohol, shochu (much like sake, but stronger). I like picking pumpkins from a patch. I like crows and ravens, even though they are creepy.
I'm a bit slothlike for now (and really, look where I live), with sudden bursts of inspiration or energy. Sometimes these bursts last months, sometimes less than a minute. YOU CAN'T HOLD THIS BABY DOWN, potentially. I'm real easy to convince to do pretty much anything as long as I like the person asking. I have a very unfixed frame of mind.
I'm attracted to solid logic, compassion for the weak and helpless, well-placed egotism, and bloodlust. If you send me a message like, "how r u?" or "nice profile," I will assume that you are making an offering, print it, and toss it into the sacrificial fire with the others.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently live in South Carolina, working as a Japanese translator of sorts, and am wondering where to go next. About that.

In my spare time I study coding, math (for moving into physics), and language, read literature, write, play video games, practice guitar, run in near-empty parks (eventually planning to move into parkour), watch stuff, chat, things, etc. I am planning on some basic self-defense and medical classes. Some other interests include yoga, painting, tarot (for funsies), anatomy, activism, cooking, and going new places whenever I have the time and money.
I’m really good at
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Lying, apparently.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Some people look at my profile and say I'm pretentious. And I'm like hey. Would a pretentious guy admit to loving this movie?

For a twist, I also love Wizard People, Dear Reader. So maybe I am pretentious, but have really awkward taste.


But I know what you really want to know: am I irl pretty?
Naw. I am however, attractive enough, to allow my dazzling personality to make it seem as beauty. Get your love goggles on, girls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane
A Thousand Clowns
a mango I stole off a tree once
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question is so boring that I have never, ever read an interesting response to it. It turns perfectly intriguing people into dullards. It needs to go. TAKE A NOTE, STAFF! TAKE IT OUT!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Rather anti-monopoly. I avoid Wal-Mart whenever possible, even if it costs me a little more, and am trying to wean myself off GOOgle.


Not really bi. Heteroflexible. Added it so I can see people who restrict viewers based on orientation (you twitdicks).


As someone with firsthand experience of how the legal system loves to screw over good fathers, I hate first-world feminist extremism -- you are not Malala, you are a whiny middle-class bitch -- and if you find this offensive you need some help.
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  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
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I'm gonna use this space to explain my username.

When I first joined OKC, it was back when it was an experiment by the people behind Daenerys was an obscure name, and OKC was a funny, well-designed site populated by oddballs. Now, HBO has made A Song of Ice and Fire into an infamous sex-violence drama, and OKC is owned by