I am entertaining the thought of moving to you. Convince me.
I know you have great transportation and lots of things to do. But I also hear you have a high crime rate, and loads of politicians, which are probably the same thing.
I'm excited about the Smithsonian and your multiculturalism, but nonplussed about your potentially high cost of living, rush-rush lifestyle, and moneygrubbing dicksocks.
Your opponent is Portland, OR. But I already lived there once. Please be artistic, offbeat, intellectual, and relaxed without being such a small world, OK?
Not the Real Dany in Case You Were Confused
P.S. My favorite fairytales are Bluebeard's Castle and The Snow Queen. Stars are still beautiful. I found out today that I like shooting guns and have a talent for it. Most of the best moments in my life have involved utter solitude in nature. Tea is my drink of choice, but if we're talking alcohol, shochu (much like sake, but stronger). I like picking pumpkins from a patch. I like crows and ravens, even though they are creepy.
I'm a bit slothlike for now (and really, look where I live), with sudden bursts of inspiration or energy. Sometimes these bursts last months, sometimes less than a minute. YOU CAN'T HOLD THIS BABY DOWN, potentially. I'm real easy to convince to do pretty much anything as long as I like the person asking. I have a very unfixed frame of mind.
I'm attracted to solid logic, compassion for the weak and helpless, well-placed egotism, and bloodlust. If you send me a message like, "how r u?" or "nice profile," I will assume that you are making an offering, print it, and toss it into the sacrificial fire with the others.