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28 Portland, OR Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:42am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have a green-cheeked conure. My profile changes a lot, as do I, so it won't be prudent to attempt to fit me into a box. "She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot."

If you adore Roald Dahl we will be fast friends. I love nature, but, alas, loathe mosquitoes, horseflies, clouds of gnats, and facefuls of spiderwebs. (I still go.) I don't get enough sleep, and much of my life is an agonized struggle to accomplish things I have been planning for months. I am aware of and mock most of my faults. I have a lot of shady exuberance and unpredictable passions. I like my seasons winter, my oceans grey, my music strange, my jokes shameless, my friends relaxed, my lovers morbid. I laugh and get excited often. I'm an empty lantern that swiftly burns fuel it finds. Causing as little suffering as possible is my concept of morality, but the methods are open to situational interpretation and thus inevitably imperfect. Life has no inherent meaning, but living things still deserve care. I suppose I'm very bright, very dark, like a beady little eye.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently live in South Carolina, working as a Japanese translator of sorts, and am wondering where to go next. But, probably, it'll be a return to Portland. About that.

In my spare time I study coding, math (for moving into physics), and language, read literature, write, play video games, practice guitar, run (eventually planning to move into parkour), watch stuff, chat, things, etc. I am planning on some basic self-defense and medical classes. Some other interests include yoga, painting, tarot (for funsies), anatomy, activism, cooking, and going new places whenever I have the time and money.
I’m really good at
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Lying, apparently.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Some people look at my profile and say I'm a snob. And I'm like hey. Would a snobby guy admit to loving this movie?

For a twist, I also love Wizard People, Dear Reader. So maybe I am pretentious, but have really awkward taste.


But I know what you really want to know: am I irl pretty?
Naw. I am however, attractive enough, to allow my dazzling personality to make it seem as beauty. Get your love goggles on, girls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane
A Thousand Clowns
a mango I stole off a tree once
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question is so boring that I have never, ever read an interesting response to it. It turns perfectly intriguing people into dullards. It needs to go. TAKE A NOTE, STAFF!

Update: Never mind. LeavingThisBlank managed to do it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mark Ruffalo is a sexy sexy man.

Sexy Link 1:
Sexy Link 2:

He all give me shivers with his "when the friction comes to have its own machine"s.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm on this website because the thought of being judged according to a medley of snapshots and brief responses dependent upon my situational mental state arouses me in the spirit of technological progress. Also, I get many grammatically disabled messages, which instills in me a false sense of intelligence. Another advantage is that I can continually revise a shrine to my own self.

Note: That is sarcasm right there. Mostly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Rather anti-monopoly. I avoid Wal-Mart whenever possible, even if it costs me a little more, and am trying to wean myself off GOOgle.


Not really bi. Heteroflexible. Added it so I can see people who restrict viewers based on orientation (you twitdicks).


As someone with firsthand experience of how the legal system loves to screw over good fathers, I hate first-world feminist extremism -- you are not Malala, you are a whiny middle-class bitch -- and if you find this offensive you need some help.
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I'm gonna use this space to explain my username.

When I first joined OKC, it was back when it was an experiment by the people behind Daenerys was an obscure name, and OKC was a funny, well-designed site populated by oddballs. Now, HBO has made A Song of Ice and Fire into an infamous sex-violence drama, and OKC is owned by