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27 F Portland, OR

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  • Ages 18–100
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Last Online
Today – 4:38pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Nearly a week has passed since the beginning of the Great Drought.

Ever since changing my self-summary to a letter to Lorry, I've received fewer and fewer messages.

And now...well, now.
I only get messages from people with numbers at the end of their names.

But my faux love shall go on! Even if Lorry says we are still friends despite this letter! No turning back...


Light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-r-ry: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. R. Ry.

How like a happy little cloud you are, crouching with your kettle of tea, hefting with your manly guns. When I go to bed at night, I dream of your hobbity British face, your hobbity British feet, hobbity British voice. And before sluPONIESmber, I slide my fingers past the silken bush between my thighs and touch myself, thinking of you and your wonderful woolly sheep. On full moon nights, I build a bonfire of razors and shoes for you, for I know how you like your venuses in furs, your sheep unshorn.

I love you so, that on lazy Sunday afternoons, I occasionally consider actually reading your ridiculously long profile. But then I remind myself that life is a flitting lark, too brief to spend a month on such minutiae. I know you'lPONIESl post poo emoticons at me on Facebook. But that's just your way of saying <3.

Such a glorious mystery you are, my digital artisan, lying prostrate in piles of books and gazing rapturously at videos of pure nothingness. Know, my darling, that as you gaze into the abyss of Youtube, I also gaze at you.

"Keep a thing ten years, and it's bound to come in useful," goes the proverb. Well, we've kept one another ten years, and you've kept everything in existence like the adPONIESorable little packrat that you are, and it is my most fervent hope that you, and I, and the junk, shall be united in Nova Scotian snow, whilst your lathering dog runs circles about the yard.

Let us make tender love in piles of dry leaves, our bodies naked but for combat boots and strapped-on weaponry. And the sky shall be white, and blue, and gold, and our eyes shall align like the sun and moon in coital eclipse, and the woes and worries of the world shall gradually collide like two cruise ships smashing hulls.

In the comfort of your bunker, my love, we shall dine like kings on canned goods and recollectionsPONIES of the world that once was, but never may be again. I'll abort the fetuses, the clocks will stop, the wildflowers will spring from faded nuclear soil, and all will be right with us. Time once was life itself, but is now only a dream. And yet still we will hear the beating, in our underground sanctuary, of two adoring human hearts.

And, also a, dog's.

I'd Shatner you anyday.



PONIES Can I have the fucking lolly now?!
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently live in South Carolina, working as a Japanese translator of sorts, and am wondering where to go next. But, probably, it'll be a return to Portland. About that.

In my spare time I study coding, math (for moving into physics), and language, read literature, write, play video games, practice guitar, run in near-empty parks (eventually planning to move into parkour), watch stuff, chat, things, etc. I am planning on some basic self-defense and medical classes. Some other interests include yoga, painting, tarot (for funsies), anatomy, activism, cooking, and going new places whenever I have the time and money.
I’m really good at
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Lying, apparently.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Some people look at my profile and say I'm pretentious. And I'm like hey. Would a pretentious guy admit to loving this movie?

For a twist, I also love Wizard People, Dear Reader. So maybe I am pretentious, but have really awkward taste.


But I know what you really want to know: am I irl pretty?
Naw. I am however, attractive enough, to allow my dazzling personality to make it seem as beauty. Get your love goggles on, girls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane
A Thousand Clowns
a mango I stole off a tree once
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question is so boring that I have never, ever read an interesting response to it. It turns perfectly intriguing people into dullards. It needs to go. TAKE A NOTE, STAFF!

Update: Never mind. LeavingThisBlank managed to do it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mark Ruffalo is a sexy sexy man.

Sexy Link 1:
Sexy Link 2:

He all give me shivers with his "when the friction comes to have its own machine"s.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm on this website because the thought of being judged according to a medley of snapshots and brief responses dependent upon my situational mental state arouses me in the spirit of technological progress. Also, I get many grammatically disabled messages, which instills in me a false sense of intelligence. Another advantage is that I can continually revise a shrine to my own self.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Rather anti-monopoly. I avoid Wal-Mart whenever possible, even if it costs me a little more, and am trying to wean myself off GOOgle.


Not really bi. Heteroflexible. Added it so I can see people who restrict viewers based on orientation (you twitdicks).


As someone with firsthand experience of how the legal system loves to screw over good fathers, I hate first-world feminist extremism -- you are not Malala, you are a whiny middle-class bitch -- and if you find this offensive you need some help.
You should message me if
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I'm gonna use this space to explain my username.

When I first joined OKC, it was back when it was an experiment by the people behind Daenerys was an obscure name, and OKC was a funny, well-designed site populated by oddballs. Now, HBO has made A Song of Ice and Fire into an infamous sex-violence drama, and OKC is owned by


...OHalright, I'll talk a little about ASoIaF things. It's been years of "how are your dragons". So um...on the casting, then!

Perfect: King Robert, Viserys, Drogo
Wrong But Very Good: Arya, Littlefinger, Catelyn, Lysa, Tywin, Tyrion, Jaime, The Red Viper
Worst: Jon, Sansa, Joffrey, The (current) Mountain

Everyone else major falls between the cracks of those categories. Mostly, in "good" but not "spot-on perfect."