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28 Portland, OR Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:26pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Seeing Someone
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm driving 3,000 miles around September 1st, moving back to Portland with my conure. I've changed more this year than in the last three years combined. My personality and lifestyle have been thrown into the air and may come back down in unrecognizable form. It'll be fun, you know it will; come back...

You will rarely meet anyone this honest.

I'm self-critical, egotistical, idealistic, dark, intense, playful, scatterbrained, accurate, a perfectionist, messy, caring, acerbic, open-minded, stubborn, etc.

I like philosophy, books, animals, nature, movies, art, shows, wandering, learning, creating, discussing, and playing; I don't like watching sports, drinking to get drunk as the activity, being left to my own devices at parties, or interaction purely for interaction's sake.

I'm a sucker for very unique people. You don't have to be afraid of being too weird or messed-up with me. (Unless you actively hurt others, are gross, or try to force your worldview.) However, I seem polite and normal on the surface, myself, and tend to be seen by most weirdos as high-functioning. I don't believe anything but that hurting living beings should be avoided whenever feasible. I'm very malleable and spontaneous. You've never met one of me.

Some women tell men, "Don't send me a generic message like 'hey beautiful.'" But you can send me those messages. I will print them and add them to the altar with the others for the burning.

Note on photos: This is me. I don't wear make-up. It's not a fancy photo, there. It's just my face. This is a purposeful choice.
What I’m doing with my life
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I don't know, most of us don't, don't pretend you do, your job doesn't count, hanging with friends doesn't count, what are you doing even.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Top Favorites
War and Peace
A Thousand Clowns
a mango I stole off a tree once in stifling heat
[play a level of my favorite game for free!]
Stewart Lee

Playing Hearthstone a lot lately. I'll expand on just music and movies for now.

I have very few long-term musical artist favorites. Cocorosie is a very strong first.
The Indelicates, Clammbon

Please let me know if you know of any other bands with a message, like The Indelicates, Rage Against the Machine, or X-Clan. Stuff like this.

Alien, Snowpiercer, Harvey (1950), Gladiator, The Fall, Anastasia, Survive Style 5+, Treasure Planet, Cloud Atlas, A Clockwork Orange, Whiplash, Big Hero 6, Hamlet (Kenneth Branagh), Hugo, The Fifth Element, Princess Mononoke, The Wolf of Wall Street, Edge of Tomorrow, Grosse Pointe Blank, Withnail and I, True Romance, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Painted Veil, Snatch, Leon: The Professional, The Shadow, Pan's Labyrinth, The Shining, 3:10 to Yuma, Harold and Maude

Right now I'm just freaking the fuck out about Snowpiercer so if you like please discuss it with me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You should message me if
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I'm gonna use this space to explain my username.

When I first joined OKC, it was back when it was an experiment by the people behind Daenerys was an obscure name, and OKC was a funny, well-designed site populated by oddballs. Like, Chris Coyne messaged me asking about my dragon eggs, and that was really cool because he got it. Now, HBO has made A Song of Ice and Fire into an infamous sex-violence drama, and OKC is owned by