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27 Watertown, MA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:27am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

play guitar
stay up late
am a bit of a newshound
have a nihilistic bent and an unforgiving sense of humor
am empathetic
like cats
am tattooed
eat pizza and drink beer
prefer the beach at night
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Journalism-y things
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The list of things I'm really terrible at is much longer and includes but is not limited to waking up on the first alarm and jogging. I also have a not so great memory.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As of this writing (3/2/15), they might notice that it's beard season.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Illusions: the Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, Cosmicomics, Ham on Rye, The Year of Living Biblically, The 25th Hour, Black Boy, A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier, Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Really into short fiction as well.

The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, The Fall, The Big Lebowski, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Matrix, Dr. Strangelove, The Third Man, L.A. Confidential, Trainspotting, The Good, the Bad & the Ugly.

Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Mad Men, Community, The Wire, Seinfeld, King of the Hill.

Bob Dylan, Radiohead, Beastie Boys, Bane, American Nightmare, Converge, Wu Tang, Brother Ali, Local Natives, Titus Andronicus, Ryan Adams, The National, Dirty Projectors, The Walkmen, St. Vincent, Fucked Up, Grizzly Bear, Animal Collective, Nails, Beach House, The Tallest Man on Earth, Japandroids, Death Grips, Sam Cooke, Deafheaven, The Menzingers, Run the Jewels. Supports local music. This is an always evolving list.

Pizza, fruit smoothies, hommus.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Loud guitars
Breakfast foods
Blue jeans
Stupid conversation
Vans (the shoes)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Concurrent states of reality. My fantasy football teams. Online news media. Taking better care of myself. Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing boring basic white guy shit. I'm probably at a bar or a show with some friends. I'd like to say I'm the adventure guy who skydives into a canoe and runs a triathlon backwards and camps in volcanoes or whatever, but alas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, I'm pretty open. Ask me whatever you want if you care to, I'll answer honestly.
You should message me if
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You want to stargaze and travel and eat nachos and stay up late and make fun of everything. You're Lucille Bluth, but closer to my age.