Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Now to the quick, my Ultimate Girl/Soulmate/Partner/Witness for the
Defense would be:
-Great Kisser (speaks volumes)
-Can have a intellectual conversation at least once in a while,
after all looks fade. Stupid is forever unfortunately.
-Not friends with every single ex you ever had
-Enjoys laughing and can take a joke
-Isn't afraid to be herself
-Doesn't take life too seriously, but knows when to be
-Can be a lady on the streets, and a freak in the sheets :)
-Understands the necessity behind always having "More
-Eyes that can't hide a smile
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My pedigree includes:
-I've recently decided to further my education in a more secure job
market than my previous construction/mining experience. I'm
currently taking classes for Software Development at CCAC. Going
into my fifth semester starting Jun. 1st 2015.
-Avid guitar player, and Music-producer for funsies. My favorite
brand of guitar is most definitely Seagull, and my preferred
Digital-Audio Workstation (DAW) is Fruity Loops Pro/Ableton Live,
and my laptop.
-Hockey fan - Goaltenders deserve an unprecedented amount of
respect in my opinion.
-I enjoy games, but don't really enjoy the whole "gamer"
-Comedian connoisseur of sorts.
-I may or may not be cursed as a Philadelphia Eagle's fan.
-Science nerd. I really enjoy learning about life, and quite
frankly the universe in which we live. Yes you've guessed it I
watch a lot of the history, and science channel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Putting the seat down.
-Sarcasm is one of my finer points, and it took me years to perfect
-Looking like Scott Ian, or at least I heard we resemble each
-Keeping some sort of facial hair, because without it I look like
I'm 12. Whether it be a full beard, or just a beard without the
mustache. I pretty much ace it all, except just the mustache of
course ;D. Mustache alone has a tendency to make me look like
-Using well placed 'breevs. Now if only I could make a tush load of
cash off that.
-Climbing high-five and/or friendship mountain.
-I'm also the sometimes unfortunate possessor of the XY Chromosome
combo. I honestly put my foot in my mouth more than I'd like to
admit but I'm super sincere, and I'm a great listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Besides my shiney shaved head?
My sense of humor, I've heard I can be witty and charming. I
suppose you'd have to decide for yourself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- I have a soft spot for almost anything acoustic, as well as
classic rock. Love music in just about any form/genre with a few
exceptions on occasion. Those exceptions mostly being Heavy Metal,
but I can see some appeal here, and there, and I even went to
Ozzfest in '06, but that was my want to see Ozzy more than anything
-My movie spectrum is also as varied as my musical tastes, and I
realized it's probably better to just state that than to have a
huge list of shit here.
- I don't watch too much TV, but there are a few I enjoy when I get
the chance to catch them.
- Anything involving Karl Pilkington. This also goes for books, and
you score major brownie points if you know who he is without
- It really varies here. I'm a big fan of Ray Bradbury, good ol
Chuck Palahniuk, and a number of other authors, but for some reason
I never really get into much conversations about books with
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-That's none of your business ;)
Ok so what I pick more than six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
90%- Random things that have may or may not have to do with whats
going on around me.
9%- Dirty minded thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever makes money or makes me smile! If you win my heart,
you will automatically win a chance to do these things with me as
well. We would also do things that make you smile as well, seeing
how I enjoy spending time with the person I am with regardless of
what we really do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s
illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther,
so you know it’s good.
The luxuries I don't do without is my black coffee... And that's
Aside from that though there isn't much I could list here. No
matter how much I type in any of these sections, it will only give
you a small glimpse inside of my mind, and who I am as a person. To
really find out who or what I am about you would have to spend time
with me in some fashion.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't easily intimidated, and you don't feel like messaging a
guy first makes you appear desperate.
Oh, and also if
You are a:
7) Person *
- If this shit makes
P.S. It will make you groove.
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