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DaftmyMau5

25 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I just want to apologize before hand with hitting you all in the face with this gigantic wall-o-text. However I think if you can get through it, you and I both might just be in for a treat! ;D

I give my time to everyone. I don't care if you're 0 or 101. I don't care how you look, what you have or what you wear. If you're a good person, I'll give you my time. I like meeting new people. That's how I learn. If you meet me you'll probably like me. I have this ability to get along with nearly everyone.

At the same time, there's a good chance you won't like me until you get to know me. I don't give a shit what you think of me and therefore, I'm always the same sarcastic person. If you don't get my sarcasm or dry humor, I'm going to come off as rude and arrogant. Oh well.

I could sit here and type for hours, trying to explain my likes and my dislikes, but for good or bad, you still wouldn't know who I am. My favorite materialistic possessions will let you into a piece of my life, but what makes me 'me' is all in my head. That's just how I am. Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it. I let very, very few people ride the rollercoaster that is my mind. For some reason that scares me. If you know me, then I'm open. If I'm open, I'm vulnerable. When all of those roads meet, it all comes out at one place. That place is called insecurity.

Trust. I can't say that I trust no one because that's not true. I definitely don't trust easily either. I'm different with every person. Some people I trust with time, and others I trust at day 1 until you shatter it. I don't bestow my trust in enough people for this to even be an issue. If I can't do something, I don't trust you enough to do it for me so I just hold it in until I can. You can tell me anything and I will take it to my grave. I don't care if the world trusts me, or if 1 person trusts me. I know I'm trustworthy, and that's all I need.

What you see is what you get. I'm the most honest person you'll ever meet. I'm not big on telling people what they want to hear just for the sake of looking good or making friends. I have plenty of friends so I've obviously done something right in my life. To be honest, my friends aren't a huge part of my life. For one reason or another, I don't make the effort to build friendships with anyone. If you make the effort, then we'll be fine. I don't depend on friendships to get through life. I have somewhat of trust issues. I've been screwed over a few times but that isn't why I have those issues. I'm not sure what it is yet. There's a lot of things I do, and feel, that I don't have answers to yet. I have a lot of growing to do yet, and I'm man enough to admit it.

I happen to believe you must build a friendship before a relationship. If you take the time to establish a friendship, your relationship will end up much stronger in my opinion. Sure you might want to toss a label on, but sometimes it's better to just wait it out (after all they do say good things come to those who wait). I never understood how people can instantly jump into a relationship, and almost instantaneously tell each other they love each other. That isn't love. I for one prefer to not say such a thing until I actually feel that way in my heart, and I prefer it to be the same in return. I don't think most people understand the difference between, lust, infatuation, and love now a days. That to me is pretty disappointing.

Now to the quick, my Ultimate Girl/Soulmate/Partner/Witness for the Defense would be:
-Great Kisser (speaks volumes)
-Quick witted
-Can have a intellectual conversation at least once in a while, after all looks fade. Stupid is forever unfortunately.
-Not friends with every single ex you ever had
-Enjoys laughing and can take a joke
-Values cuddling
-Isn't afraid to be herself
-Doesn't take life too seriously, but knows when to be serious
-Can be a lady on the streets, and a freak in the sheets :)
-Understands the necessity behind always having "More Cowbell"
-Eyes that can't hide a smile
What I’m doing with my life
My pedigree includes:
-I've recently decided to further my education in a more secure job market than my previous construction/mining experience. I'm currently taking classes for Software Development at CCAC. Currently in my second semester after acing my first one with a 4.0 GPA.
-Avid guitar player, and song writer. Don't get to do this as much as I'd like to anymore, but still one of my most favorite pass-times. My favorite brand of guitar is most definitely Seagull.
-Hockey fan - Goaltenders deserve an unprecedented amount of respect in my opinion.
-I enjoy games, but don't really enjoy the whole "gamer" title.(console/tabletop/pc/cards/etc)
-Comedian connoisseur of sorts.
-I may or may not be cursed as a Philadelphia Eagle's fan. ;]
-Science nerd. I really enjoy learning about life, and quite frankly the universe in which we live. Yes you've guessed it I watch a lot of the history, and science channel.
I’m really good at
-Putting the seat down :).
-Sarcasm is one of my finer points, and it took me years to perfect it.
-Looking like Scott Ian, or at least I heard we resemble each other.
-Keeping some sort of facial hair, because without it I look like I'm 12. Whether it be a full beard, or just a beard without the mustache. I pretty much ace it all :D.
-Using well placed 'breevs. Now if only I could make a tush load of cash off that.
-Climbing high-five mountain and/or friendship mountain. Hell we can scale both!
-I'm also the sometimes unfortunate possessor of the XY Chromosome combo. I honestly put my foot in my mouth more than I'd like to admit but I'm super sincere, and I'm a great listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
Besides my shiney shaved head?

My sense of humor, I've heard I can be witty and charming. I suppose you'd have to decide for yourself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Obviously these are just short lists, and don't include every possible thing I could list. Just giving an idea here! :)

Music:
- I have a soft spot for almost anything acoustic
2Pac, AC/DC, All Time Low, Against Me!, AJ Rafael, Atmosphere, The Avett Brothers, Allman Brother's Band, AFI, Band of Horses, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Bruce Springsteen, Ben Folds, Classical, The Civil Wars, City and Colour, Daft Punk, Damien Rice, Danger Radio, Deadmau5, Elvis Presley, Eminem, Frank Sinatra, The Fray, Grace Potter & The Nocturnals, Green Day (The old, and imo best green day. Screw their new shit.), Gorillaz, Jay-Z, John Mayer, Johnny Cash, Justin Timberlake, Laura Jane Grace, Led Zeppelin, Lumineers, Matisyahu, Mayday Parade, Mac Miller, Marshall Tucker Band, Metallica, Michael Jackson (You know you love him as much as I do.), Paul Baribeau, Pink Floyd, Reel Big Fish, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rome, Royce Da 5'9", Say Anything, Stevie-Ray Vaughn, Sublime, Sublime w/ Rome, Sucker for some 80's music, The Scene Aesthetic, Tracy Chapman, The Foo Fighters, The Dire Straits, The Ramones, Third Eye Blind, White Stripes.

Movies:
500 Days of Summer, 50/50, Exit Through The Giftshop, Anchorman, Blow, The Good Fellas, Killing Them Softly, Stand Up Guys, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Big Fish, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Stranger Than Fiction, Kickass, The Princess Bride(don't judge), Silver Linings Playbook, Evil Dead Trilogy, No Country For Old Men, Looper, LoTR, Super Troopers, Iron Man, Gladiator, Edward Scissor Hands, The Avengers.

Shows:
- I don't watch too much TV, but there are a few I enjoy when I get the chance to catch them.
-Anything involving Karl Pilkington. This also goes for books, and you score major brownie points if you know who he is without googling him.
Delocated, Duck Dynasty, Bob's Burger's, Bar Rescue, Brickleberry, Catfish The Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Flight Of The Conchords, Frisky Dingo, Seinfeld, White Collar, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Burn Notice, Justified, Wilfred, Tosh.O, Psych, American Dad, Tattoo Nightmares, Longmire, The League, The Universe, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, How The Universe Works, Through The Wormhole.
The six things I could never do without
-My imagination
-My guitar
-Emotion
-Adrenaline
-Tacos
-Friends
-Music
-Night-time
-Hockey
-That's none of your business ;)

Ok so what I pick more than six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
90%- Random things that have may or may not have to do with whats going on around me.
9%- Dirty minded thoughts.
1%- Work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever makes money or makes me smile! If you win my heart, you will automatically win a chance to do these things with me as well. We would also do things that make you smile as well, seeing how I enjoy spending time with the person I am with regardless of what we really do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.

The luxuries I don't do without is my black coffee... And that's it.

Aside from that though there isn't much I could list here. No matter how much I type in any of these sections, it will only give you a small glimpse inside of my mind, and who I am as a person. To really find out who or what I am about you would have to spend time with me in some fashion. :)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You aren't easily intimidated, and you don't feel like messaging a guy first makes you appear desperate.

Oh, and also if

You are a:
1) Fun
2) Outgoing
3) Attractive
4) Smart
5) Playful
6) Good
7) Person *

*not negotiable.

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEVGd0ljpO4 - If this shit makes you groove.
P.S. It will make you groove. ;D