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DaftmyMau5

25 M Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in the process of re-writing my profile. I've come to the realization that what I had previously was more than an eye/mouthful.

So I'm taking action to correct this issue for all of you lovely ladies out there...

Now to the quick, my Ultimate Girl/Soulmate/Partner/Witness for the Defense would be:
-Great Kisser (speaks volumes)
-Quick witted
-Can have a intellectual conversation at least once in a while, after all looks fade. Stupid is forever unfortunately.
-Not friends with every single ex you ever had
-Enjoys laughing and can take a joke
-Values cuddling
-Isn't afraid to be herself
-Doesn't take life too seriously, but knows when to be serious
-Can be a lady on the streets, and a freak in the sheets :)
-Understands the necessity behind always having "More Cowbell"
-Eyes that can't hide a smile
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My pedigree includes:
-I've recently decided to further my education in a more secure job market than my previous construction/mining experience. I'm currently taking classes for Software Development at CCAC. Going into my third semester starting Sept. 2nd 2014.
-Avid guitar player, and EDM-producer for funsies. My favorite brand of guitar is most definitely Seagull, and my preferred Digital-Audio Workstation (DAW) is Fruity Loops Pro/Ableton Live, and my laptop.
-Hockey fan - Goaltenders deserve an unprecedented amount of respect in my opinion.
-I enjoy games, but don't really enjoy the whole "gamer" title.(console/tabletop/pc/cards/etc)
-Comedian connoisseur of sorts.
-I may or may not be cursed as a Philadelphia Eagle's fan. ;]
-Science nerd. I really enjoy learning about life, and quite frankly the universe in which we live. Yes you've guessed it I watch a lot of the history, and science channel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Putting the seat down :).
-Sarcasm is one of my finer points, and it took me years to perfect it.
-Looking like Scott Ian, or at least I heard we resemble each other.
-Keeping some sort of facial hair, because without it I look like I'm 12. Whether it be a full beard, or just a beard without the mustache. I pretty much ace it all, except just the mustache of course ;D. Mustache alone has a tendency to make me look like Mario.
-Using well placed 'breevs. Now if only I could make a tush load of cash off that.
-Climbing high-five mountain and/or friendship mountain. Hell we can scale both!
-I'm also the sometimes unfortunate possessor of the XY Chromosome combo. I honestly put my foot in my mouth more than I'd like to admit but I'm super sincere, and I'm a great listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Besides my shiney shaved head?

My sense of humor, I've heard I can be witty and charming. I suppose you'd have to decide for yourself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
- I have a soft spot for almost anything acoustic, as well as classic rock. Love music in just about any form/genre with a few exceptions on occasion. Those exceptions mostly being Heavy Metal, but I can see some appeal here, and there, and I even went to Ozzfest in '06, but that was my want to see Ozzy more than anything else.

Movies:
-My movie spectrum is also as varied as my musical tastes, and I realized it's probably better to just state that than to have a huge list of shit here.

Shows:
- I don't watch too much TV, but there are a few I enjoy when I get the chance to catch them.
- Anything involving Karl Pilkington. This also goes for books, and you score major brownie points if you know who he is without googling him.

Books:
- It really varies here. I'm a big fan of Ray Bradbury, good ol Chuck Palahniuk, and a number of other author's, but for some reason I never really get into much conversations about books with people...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My imagination
-Emotion
-Adrenaline
-Tacos
-Friends
-Music
-Night-time
-Hockey
-That's none of your business ;)

Ok so what I pick more than six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
90%- Random things that have may or may not have to do with whats going on around me.
9%- Dirty minded thoughts.
1%- Work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever makes money or makes me smile! If you win my heart, you will automatically win a chance to do these things with me as well. We would also do things that make you smile as well, seeing how I enjoy spending time with the person I am with regardless of what we really do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.

The luxuries I don't do without is my black coffee... And that's it.

Aside from that though there isn't much I could list here. No matter how much I type in any of these sections, it will only give you a small glimpse inside of my mind, and who I am as a person. To really find out who or what I am about you would have to spend time with me in some fashion. :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't easily intimidated, and you don't feel like messaging a guy first makes you appear desperate.

Oh, and also if

You are a:
1) Fun
2) Outgoing
3) Attractive
4) Smart
5) Playful
6) Good
7) Person *

*not negotiable.

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEVGd0ljpO4
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1p8HlgoRHE
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxBdUIlhxo8
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FoDFQjSyyc - If this shit makes you groove.
P.S. It will make you groove. ;D