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26 Pittsburgh, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 25
White, Other
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Working on university
Entertainment / Media
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in the process of re-writing my profile. I've come to the realization that what I had previously was more than an eye/mouthful.

So I'm taking action to correct this issue for all of you lovely ladies out there...

Now to the quick, my Ultimate Girl/Soulmate/Partner/Witness for the Defense would be:
-Great Kisser (speaks volumes)
-Quick witted
-Can have a intellectual conversation at least once in a while, after all looks fade. Stupid is forever unfortunately.
-Not friends with every single ex you ever had
-Enjoys laughing and can take a joke
-Values cuddling
-Isn't afraid to be herself
-Doesn't take life too seriously, but knows when to be serious
-Can be a lady on the streets, and a freak in the sheets :)
-Understands the necessity behind always having "More Cowbell"
-Eyes that can't hide a smile
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My pedigree includes:
-I've recently decided to further my education in a more secure job market than my previous construction/mining experience. I'm currently taking classes for Software Development at CCAC. Going into my fouth semester starting Jan. 26th 2015.
-Avid guitar player, and EDM/Music-producer for funsies. My favorite brand of guitar is most definitely Seagull, and my preferred Digital-Audio Workstation (DAW) is Fruity Loops Pro/Ableton Live, and my laptop.
-Hockey fan - Goaltenders deserve an unprecedented amount of respect in my opinion.
-I enjoy games, but don't really enjoy the whole "gamer" title.(console/tabletop/pc/cards/etc)
-Comedian connoisseur of sorts.
-I may or may not be cursed as a Philadelphia Eagle's fan. ;]
-Science nerd. I really enjoy learning about life, and quite frankly the universe in which we live. Yes you've guessed it I watch a lot of the history, and science channel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Putting the seat down :).
-Sarcasm is one of my finer points, and it took me years to perfect it.
-Looking like Scott Ian, or at least I heard we resemble each other.
-Keeping some sort of facial hair, because without it I look like I'm 12. Whether it be a full beard, or just a beard without the mustache. I pretty much ace it all, except just the mustache of course ;D. Mustache alone has a tendency to make me look like Mario.
-Using well placed 'breevs. Now if only I could make a tush load of cash off that.
-Climbing high-five mountain and/or friendship mountain. Hell we can scale both!
-I'm also the sometimes unfortunate possessor of the XY Chromosome combo. I honestly put my foot in my mouth more than I'd like to admit but I'm super sincere, and I'm a great listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Besides my shiney shaved head?

My sense of humor, I've heard I can be witty and charming. I suppose you'd have to decide for yourself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- I have a soft spot for almost anything acoustic, as well as classic rock. Love music in just about any form/genre with a few exceptions on occasion. Those exceptions mostly being Heavy Metal, but I can see some appeal here, and there, and I even went to Ozzfest in '06, but that was my want to see Ozzy more than anything else.

-My movie spectrum is also as varied as my musical tastes, and I realized it's probably better to just state that than to have a huge list of shit here.

- I don't watch too much TV, but there are a few I enjoy when I get the chance to catch them.
- Anything involving Karl Pilkington. This also goes for books, and you score major brownie points if you know who he is without googling him.

- It really varies here. I'm a big fan of Ray Bradbury, good ol Chuck Palahniuk, and a number of other authors, but for some reason I never really get into much conversations about books with people...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My imagination
-That's none of your business ;)

Ok so what I pick more than six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
90%- Random things that have may or may not have to do with whats going on around me.
9%- Dirty minded thoughts.
1%- Work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever makes money or makes me smile! If you win my heart, you will automatically win a chance to do these things with me as well. We would also do things that make you smile as well, seeing how I enjoy spending time with the person I am with regardless of what we really do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.

The luxuries I don't do without is my black coffee... And that's it.

Aside from that though there isn't much I could list here. No matter how much I type in any of these sections, it will only give you a small glimpse inside of my mind, and who I am as a person. To really find out who or what I am about you would have to spend time with me in some fashion. :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't easily intimidated, and you don't feel like messaging a guy first makes you appear desperate.

Oh, and also if

You are a:
1) Fun
2) Outgoing
3) Attractive
4) Smart
5) Playful
6) Good
7) Person *

*not negotiable.

- - If this shit makes you groove.
P.S. It will make you groove. ;D