So I'm taking action to correct this issue for all of you lovely ladies out there...
Now to the quick, my Ultimate Girl/Soulmate/Partner/Witness for the Defense would be:
-Great Kisser (speaks volumes)
-Can have a intellectual conversation at least once in a while, after all looks fade. Stupid is forever unfortunately.
-Not friends with every single ex you ever had
-Enjoys laughing and can take a joke
-Isn't afraid to be herself
-Doesn't take life too seriously, but knows when to be serious
-Can be a lady on the streets, and a freak in the sheets :)
-Understands the necessity behind always having "More Cowbell"
-Eyes that can't hide a smile