My name is Sara, and I don't really know how to work with this website. Do I want to be friendly? Teasing? Sexy? And how can I do so whilst managing to be as narcissitic as OKcupid requires? I'll probably go with the comedically self deprecating option. Don't act like you've never done it. I am often bored, occasionally clever, and rarely amazed, I don't like to share and I smoke far too much marijuana, I am a person in a permanent state of confusion.
What I’m doing with my life
One day I hope to turn my creative writing degree into a career in the arts, but currently I am unemployed and raising kittens. Boys like that right?
I’m really good at
Arts and crafts
Keeping my bangs straight
The first things people usually notice about me
My mouth, I am always either talking, smoking, or chewing on my lip
like a confused porn star with dreams of acting in the big city...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Clockwork Orange, Breakfast of Champions, Catcher in the Rye, Super Sad Love Story, the Age of Reason, the Bell Jar, and the Phantom Tollbooth. Authorwise, Vonnegut, Salinger and Pahlaniuk.
Movies: Pumpkin, The Wackness, Ghost World, Mad Max: Fury Road, A Clockwork Orange, Blue Velvet. Bonus top five teen girl movies list (it's the most important way to judge character.)
2: Spice World
5: Josie and the Pussycats
Honorable mentions: Bring it On, Mean Girls
The Decemberists, Jeff Mangum (I would just say Neutral Milk Hotel, but who can forget Orange Twin Feild Works?) Motion City Soundtrack, Bishop Allen, Death Cab for Cutie, Jukebox the Ghost, the Mountain Goats, Kimya Dawson, Craig Finn, Pat the Bunny, Deltron, Paul Baribeau, Modern Baseball, Andrew Jackson Jihad
Wonderfalls, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Freaks and Geeks, Buffy, Orange is the New Black, Parks and Rec, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Twin Peaks
Food: Red meat, very red. I have been known to be far too grateful for a well made old fashioned.
The six things I could never do without
A book I'll forget I have
My half gallon water bottle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My novel, how long it's been since I worked on my novel, other creative projects I can do to postpone writing my novel, I also quite like making plans and lists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Netflix and drawing snails.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still sleep with my teddy bear, aptly named Bear Astaire (yes he
has little tap shoes...)
You should message me if
You want to go on an adventure.
You want to sing me this song on a Thursday
“gotta joe buffalo
with a sam machine
gonna pin that monkey
and we’ll give it to gene
gotta gordie kazoo
and a bill piccolo
it’s thursday baby
and i miss you so
miss you so”
— David Lynch - Last Call
You see yourself in Ben Wyatt
You want to make some small cats sleepy