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25 Bristol, RI Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25-29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:52pm
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Judaism and laughing about it
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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My name is Sara, and I don't really know how to work with this website. Do I want to be friendly? Teasing? Sexy? And how can I do so whilst managing to be as narcissitic as OKcupid requires? I'll probably go with the comedically self deprecating option. Don't act like you've never done it. I am often bored, occasionally clever, and rarely amazed, I don't like to share and I smoke far too much marijuana, I am a person in a permanent state of confusion.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
One day I hope to turn my creative writing degree into a career in the arts, but currently I am unemployed and raising kittens. Boys like that right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Arts and crafts
Keeping my bangs straight
Being pleasant
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mouth, I am always either talking, smoking, or chewing on my lip like a confused porn star with dreams of acting in the big city...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books; A Clockwork Orange, Breakfast of Champions, Catcher in the Rye, the Bell Jar, and the Phantom Tollbooth. Authorwise, Vonnegut, Salinger and Pahlaniuk.
A Clockwork Orange, The Wackness, Ghost World, Mad Max: Fury Road.
The Decemberists, Jeff Mangum (I would just say Neutral Milk Hotel, but who can forget Orange Twin Feild Works?) Motion City Soundtrack, Bishop Allen, Death Cab for Cutie, Jukebox the Ghost, the Mountain Goats, Kimya Dawson, Craig Finn, Pat the Bunny, Deltron, Paul Baribeau, Modern Baseball, Andrew Jackson Jihad,
Wonderfalls, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Freaks and Geeks, Buffy, Orange is the New Black, Parks and Rec, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Twin Peaks
Food: Red meat, very red.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
American Spirits
A book I'll forget I have
My half gallon water bottle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My novel, how long it's been since I worked on my novel, other creative projects I can do to postpone writing my novel, I also quite like making plans and lists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Netflix and drawing snails.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still sleep with my teddy bear, aptly named Bear Astaire (yes he has little tap shoes...)
You should message me if
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You want to go on an adventure.
You want to sing me this song on a Thursday
“gotta joe buffalo
with a sam machine
gonna pin that monkey
and we’ll give it to gene
gotta gordie kazoo
and a bill piccolo
it’s thursday baby
and i miss you so
miss you so”
— David Lynch - Last Call
You see yourself in Ben Wyatt
You want to make some small cats sleepy