My name is Sara, and I don't really know how to work with this website. Do I want to be friendly? Teasing? Sexy? And how can I do so whilst managing to be as narcissitic as OKcupid requires? I want to blind you with my hipster wit whilst simultaneously appealing to your inner Harry Potter nerd, I hope you skip over the rest of this to see what I listed as my favorite books, and I dream that my lack of photographs doesn't reflect as poorly upon me as I stay up worrying that it does. I am often bored, occasionally clever, and rarely amazed, I don't like to share and I smoke far too much marijuana, I am a person in a permanent state of confusion but with the potential to appear quite interesting to others... I hope

I just graduated from Roger Williams university with a BFA in creative writing. Currently I am lazing about and occasionally attempting work on my ill fated novel, titled Bird Man and Cardigan Girl Ride Again Or: The Footnotes are Longer than the Chapters (which is the truth) but I hope there is a minimum wage job in my future which allows me immense amounts of free time in which to pursue creative projects.

Doodling
Wordplay
Procrastinating
Reading 5 books at once
Judging you based on the books listed in your profile
Making lists
Excessive use of parentheses
Remembering things I would never need to know (all seven horcruxes in the order that they were destroyed) and forgetting that which I should (basic math)

My mouth, I am always either talking, smoking, or chewing on my lip like a confused porn star with dreams of acting in the big city...

Books:
My seven favorite books are Harry Potter (yeah, I know, technically it's seven separate books, whatever), A Clockwork Orange, Breakfast of Champions, A Barrel of Laughs a Veil of Tears (greatest childrens book in all the land), Catcher in the Rye, the Bell Jar, and the Phantom Tollbooth. Authorwise I love Vonnegut, Salinger and Pahlaniuk. I just got a kindle and have been spending a lot of time reading lighter fare recently such as the Hunger Games, Nick and Norahs Infinite Playlists and other things that lack much literary merit.
Movies:
A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Thumbsucker, The Wackness, Pumpkin, Fight Club, Ghost World. Anything weird and unexpected tends to hit me in the right place.
Music:
Matt Ricci and the Sometimes Y, Angus and Julia Stone, Bishop Allen, Death Cab for Cutie, Jukebox the Ghost, the Mountain Goats, the Moldy Peaches, crappy 90's pop. Craig Finn is my current obsession now, my friend has everything he's ever done down to Broker Dealer B-sides and I am deperately in love.
Televison:
Wonderfalls, Arrested Development, Dr. Who, Torchwood, Bones, 30 Rock, Freaks and Geeks, Dr. Who, Dollhouse, Buffy, Angel, 30 Rock, Weeds, Skins UK, LOST, Boy Meets World (I still wake up at 7 to watch re-runs and I'm proud of it).
Food:
I just quit being a vegetarian after two years, so right now I am unnaturally obsessed with meat, my iron count is getting dangerously high. Booze wise I am a whisky girl at heart, but unlike vodka, it tends to make me feel a lot smarter than anyone who is half a bottle of Jack deep will ever be.

Words (spoken, written, cleverly formed into different shapes, a well formed lexicon could coax me to orgasm)
Art (of all kinds)
Adventures (the unplanned and entirely ridiculous ones)
Blue American Spirits (cigarettes and I have a complicated but critical relationship)
A lighter (though I still never seem to have one)
People to enjoy these things with (though sometimes being alone can also be lovely)
Parenthesis (or couldn't you tell?)

Whatever I'm reading at the time usually occupies my mind quite a lot, as well as Harry Potter (lately I've been wondering why wizards never worked out a more effective mail system), my novel, how long it's been since I worked on my novel, other creative projects I can do to postpone writing my novel, I also quite like making plans and lists.

More often than I'd like I'll drink to exess with people I only sort of care for, sometimes I can be found trying to convince my friends to make Kubrick the theme of a movie night, and occasionally I am working on one of my projects, but usually I'm just sitting around smoking that newfangled marijuana and watching Chopped with my best friend.

I still sleep with my teddy bear, aptly named Bear Astaire (yes he has little tap shoes...)

You want to go on an adventure.
You want to share your wit with me... or your mustache, I have a great appreciation for a high level of wit and/or a finely crafted stache.
You use the word pants as an expletive.
We have a lot in common.