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25 Bristol, RI Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:47am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Full figured
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My name is Sara, and I don't really know how to work with this website. Do I want to be friendly? Teasing? Sexy? And how can I do so whilst managing to be as narcissitic as OKcupid requires? I want to blind you with my hipster wit whilst simultaneously appealing to your inner Harry Potter nerd, I hope you skip over the rest of this to see what I listed as my favorite books, and I dream that my lack of photographs doesn't reflect as poorly upon me as I stay up worrying that it does. I am often bored, occasionally clever, and rarely amazed, I don't like to share and I smoke far too much marijuana, I am a person in a permanent state of confusion but with the potential to appear quite interesting to others... I hope
What I’m doing with my life
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I just graduated from Roger Williams university with a BFA in creative writing. One day I hope to turn that degree into a career in the arts, but currently I am working at an assisted livinv place feeding some pretty neat oldsters.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Judging you based on the books listed in your profile
Arts and crafts
Keeping my bangs straight
Being pleasant
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mouth, I am always either talking, smoking, or chewing on my lip like a confused porn star with dreams of acting in the big city...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books; A Clockwork Orange, Breakfast of Champions, A Barrel of Laughs a Veil of Tears (greatest childrens book in all the land), Catcher in the Rye, the Bell Jar, and the Phantom Tollbooth. Authorwise I love Vonnegut, Salinger and Pahlaniuk. I've been on a bit of a Stephen King binge as of late, it's fun to read the results of lots and lots of speed.
A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, The Wackness, Pumpkin, Fight Club, Ghost World.
The Decemberists, Jeff Mangum (I would just say Neutral Milk Hotel, but who can forget Orange Twin Feild Works?) Motion City Soundtrack, Angus and Julia Stone, Bishop Allen, Death Cab for Cutie, Jukebox the Ghost, the Mountain Goats, Kimya Dawson, Craig Finn, Spoonboy , Paul Baribeau
Wonderfalls, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Freaks and Geeks, Buffy, Angel, Weeds, Orange is the New Black, Parks and Rec, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, A Yoing Doctors Notebook
I just quit being a vegetarian after two years, so right now I am unnaturally obsessed with meat, my iron count is getting dangerously high. Booze wise I am a whisky girl at heart, but unlike vodka, it tends to make me feel a lot smarter than anyone who is half a bottle of Jack deep will ever be.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Words (spoken, written, cleverly formed into different shapes, a well formed lexicon could coax me to orgasm)
Blue American Spirits
People to enjoy these things with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever I'm reading at the time usually occupies my mind quite a lot and Harry Potter is pretty much always peppered into my thoughts (lately I've been wondering why wizards never worked out a more effective mail system), my novel, how long it's been since I worked on my novel, other creative projects I can do to postpone writing my novel, I also quite like making plans and lists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
More often than I'd like I'll drink to exess with people I only sort of care for, sometimes I can be found trying to convince my friends to make Kubrick the theme of a movie night, and occasionally I am working on one of my projects, but usually I'm just sitting around smoking that newfangled marijuana and watching Chopped with my best friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still sleep with my teddy bear, aptly named Bear Astaire (yes he has little tap shoes...)
You should message me if
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You want to go on an adventure.
You want to share your wit with me... or your mustache, I have a great appreciation for a high level of wit and/or a finely crafted stache.
You want to sing me this song on a Thursday
“gotta joe buffalo
with a sam machine
gonna pin that monkey
and we’ll give it to gene
gotta gordie kazoo
and a bill piccolo
it’s thursday baby
and i miss you so
miss you so”
— David Lynch - Last Call
You see yourself in Ben Wyatt