Just here for fun and friends. I came across this site by accident and I thought "Wow, if there are this many people in one place with an obviously quirky sense of humor, I have to check it out." I have been very amused ever since. :)

And regardless of what this site says, I am not THAT Republican, I am Libertarian. Just check the politics test. :)

Much Much Later.... ok 18 months later...

So I suppose I should really address a few key points right here, upfront so that there is less confusion later on.

If you did not know it by tests I have taken, I am polyamorous (and married). Been this way for 11 years, and I am not going back now. I am UN-jealous so feel free to have as many girlfriends as you want! (or Boyfriends, whatever turns you on!) I really enjoy people who are witty and fun and who can get past the ownership thing of relationships. If it works for you, awesome! But, um, no, not for me.

There used to not be a place in the profile that asks for body type. There is now. But to be specific: I am not skinny, not thin, or anything close. I am considered a plus-sized female, though not super-sized. I have a figure and I am not afraid to use it! My chest sticks out further than my stomach, and my hips are not wider than my shoulders, if that helps.... for those of you who care about these things.

If you write me and your sentences do not have some sort of proper writing structure, I might be pretty inclined to pass it over and not reply. It is one of my few prejudices. Other than that, I consider myself an EOE; Equal Opportunity Enjoyer!

And yet later...

I know my profile might come across as a tad on the boring side, but really, I am both boring and quirky. At times both passionate and analytical. And at others, logical and yet, as dear one person puts it, I "clap for Tinkerbell". *shrugs* Fluidity and balance are some keys to life, IMO.

Ya don't really want to know, do you? I am a mom and I do accounting. Wooohoooo what an exciting life I lead!

Complimenting people.

My height. I am... an amazon. Its ok with me. :)

Books! I love book! All sorts and generes. Movies! I love movies! Comedies, chick-flicks, dramas, crime-dramas, fantasy, etc. I have my favorites to watch when I am sick in bed and want "comfort movies". And if you know who Cary Elwes is you get extra points! Music! Ok well you get the idea. I am pretty open to most things and I weed out what I don't like as I go along. Oh and I am a bit of a online game geek. EQ2 and Secondlife are my escape mechanisms

My kids, my family, friends, something artistic, something to solve and a secondary purpose in life (that will extend past when my kids are grown).

The future.

Working late. (Remember the exciting life part?) Or, at home with my boys.

I have a tattoo of my own design on my right upper thigh, on the outside.

Oh, and, I enjoy D/s (BDSM) as a Domme. If this turns you off, ok, but just realize one facet of a personality does not make the whole. In other words, it is not the main thing in my life just a fun piece.

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