Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A few things i've learned on this site. None of them are
necessarily bad; just things I've noticed:
Apparently no one dates people from their own city because 97% of
the girls on here are from Austin, TX.
Some girls play it pretty fast and loose with their eyebrows. Seems
like that's a "thing" now
Hipsters are apparently big fans of online dating
Seems pretty common for people to open with how "they hate filling
these things out" followed by a lengthy summary of themselves
Every person on here is "not like anyone you've ever met
It says "most private thing you're WILLING to admit"...it's not
asking for some deep, dark secret. Have fun with it and stop saying
"it's private for a reason"
The term "model" seems to be thrown around a bit loosely.
Still using a "duck face" picture, huh? Well...that's a...good
Apparently every guy on here is just looking for ass and ruin it
for the rest of us.
Can we all agree to stop saying "yolo"? It's like carpe diem for
stupid people. All I picture when I hear it is some drunk 19 year
old with wayfarers on, screaming it with one hand in the air. Very
specific, I know, but that's how my brain does it
The word "show" has a W at the end. And the word "what" has an H
after the W. Please stop abbreviating random words, it's
Generally, if you just have one picture...I think your profile is
Also, generally, if I do a google image search on any profile I
think may be fake, it normally is. Good try though!
No, I'm not going to pay to subscribe to your "cam chick"
Those hats that look like stuffed animals appear to be popular.
A lot of girls listen to bands that I've never heard of and I'm
sure that's their intention
No matter how pretty the girl, thick-framed glasses throw me off.
Not necessarily bad though.
Girls: Being a "bitch" isn't an attractive quality. Quit saying you
are one in your self-summary
More observations coming soon...
Aside from my oh-so-astute social commentary; a few things about
me: In my opinion, nothing is better than a beer on a patio or a
summer day on 2 wheels. Going to a baseball game is my favorite
thing to do on any evening. I love to track down art shows and
music festivals. Really anything social where I can mingle with a
different crowd than my core group of friends. I'm very liberal for
someone who lives in Oklahoma and it gets me in some pretty heated
arguments from time to time. I'm probably a bigger fan of movies
than you are (I read the trivia section of IMDB and/or the
Wikipedia page of any movie while I'm watching it) I enjoy my
whiskey, sports, sunshine, motorcycles ,and all those other typical
things people list on here to make themselves sound fun
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Good god, what am I doing with my life? I enjoy going to baseball
games, going fast on 2 wheels, traveling, finding new adventures,
etc. I'm getting into golf more and more as of late. But my friends
and I tend to look a tad out of place with the number of tattoos
showing among us. We give it the gentleman's try, nonetheless
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, playing baseball, memorizing random shit from
movies that most people don't catch, and I'm a pretty savvy trivia
player. Or growing facial hair. That changes pretty regularly
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile seems to be the most common sentiment. Sometimes it's the
red hair as well.
Though, one constant I hear, once I get to know people, is "when
you're not smiling, you look really mean" Not something I try for
but I guess it happens
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Pillars of the Earth-Ken Follett
World Without End-Ken Follett
Harry Potter Series
His Dark Material series-Phillip Pullman
Mysts of Avalon-Marion ZImmer Bradley
The Stand-Stephen King
The Collector-Joseph Vowells
The Hammer of Eden-Kenn Follett
The Natural-Bernard Malamud
When You're Engulfed in Flames-David Sedaris
The Hunger Games
The Princess Bride
Requiem For a Dream
Bill & Ted
Star Was-original trilogy
Field of Dreams
The Thin Man
The Dark Knight
True Grit (new and old)
The Harry Potter Movies
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
(500) Days of Summer
Dances With Wolves
Tron and Tron:Legacy
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells
I dont know, far to many to list...
Dave Matthews Band
30 Seconds to Mars
Mumford & Sons
Florence + the Machine
The Wailin' Jenny's
The Black Angels
Bleu Edmondson Band
Randy Rogers Band
Sons of Anarchy
Game of Thrones
Real Time with Bill Maher
Law & Order: SVU
Eastbound & Down
It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
The Walking Dead
Red Dead Redemption
Metal Gear series
MLB: The Show
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hmm...thats a tough one. Ok, aside from the essentials (oxygen,
water, family, blah blah blah etc)
My motorcycle, good whiskey, interesting conversation, someone to
be a jackass with, cold beer, and my boots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I want to do with my life...what am I doing with my
Who keeps letting Adam Sandler make movies?
Can I become a vampire?
Why don't I bite the bullet and put a double seat on my
How strange it is that the band Rilo Kiley is comprised of the guy
from Salute Your Shorts and the girl from the movie The
What would someone have to do to join the circus?
How weird it is, that you can play Nickelback backwards, you can
hear the devil. And what's worse, if you play it forward, you hear
Are there still traveling circuses?
Why arent top hats and tails still in fashion?
Why is my room always so hot?
Could the zombie apacolypse really happen?
Where would I find a katana if said apacolypse happened?
Why does the second hand on my clock stop ticking all the
Why does hearing a mandolin instantly put me in a good mood? (its
the same with a steel guitar)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching a happy hour, going to a ball game, two stepping, watching
Netflix, going to bike night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love the sound of a tattoo gun.
I don't like cheese
I'm actually a hopeless romantic.
I hate Seinfeld
I like the smell of gasoline.
I did not enjoy Catcher in the Rye
I'm facinated by all things post-apocalyptic
I feel like it's my duty on this planet to kill Nicholas Cage at
some point...he's just awful
I sleep naked
I wear cowboy boots around 71% of the time and Chuck Taylor's the
other 29% if I'm not at work
ummm...that's all I have to say about that
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't take yourself too seriously
You do give a fuck about the Oxford Comma and think it's completely
necessary for a coherent sentence.
You can handle being immediately treated like one of the guys from
Mainly, if it strikes your fancy
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