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DakotaXIV

28 M Edmond, OK

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Irish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A few things i've learned on this site. None of them are necessarily bad; just things I've noticed:

Apparently no one dates people from their own city because 97% of the girls on here are from Austin, TX.

Some girls play it pretty fast and loose with their eyebrows. Seems like that's a "thing" now

Hipsters are apparently big fans of online dating

Seems pretty common for people to open with how "they hate filling these things out" followed by a lengthy summary of themselves

Every person on here is "not like anyone you've ever met before"

It says "most private thing you're WILLING to admit"...it's not asking for some deep, dark secret. Have fun with it and stop saying "it's private for a reason"

The term "model" seems to be thrown around a bit loosely.

Still using a "duck face" picture, huh? Well...that's a...good look...?

Apparently every guy on here is just looking for ass and ruin it for the rest of us.

Can we all agree to stop saying "yolo"? It's like carpe diem for stupid people. All I picture when I hear it is some drunk 19 year old with wayfarers on, screaming it with one hand in the air. Very specific, I know, but that's how my brain does it

The word "show" has a W at the end. And the word "what" has an H after the W. Please stop abbreviating random words, it's ridiculous.

Generally, if you just have one picture...I think your profile is fake.

Also, generally, if I do a google image search on any profile I think may be fake, it normally is. Good try though!

No, I'm not going to pay to subscribe to your "cam chick" site

Those hats that look like stuffed animals appear to be popular. Weird

A lot of girls listen to bands that I've never heard of and I'm sure that's their intention

No matter how pretty the girl, thick-framed glasses throw me off. Not necessarily bad though.

Girls: Being a "bitch" isn't an attractive quality. Quit saying you are one in your self-summary

More observations coming soon...

Aside from my oh-so-astute social commentary; a few things about me: In my opinion, nothing is better than a beer on a patio or a summer day on 2 wheels. Going to a baseball game is my favorite thing to do on any evening. I love to track down art shows and music festivals. Really anything social where I can mingle with a different crowd than my core group of friends. I'm very liberal for someone who lives in Oklahoma and it gets me in some pretty heated arguments from time to time. I'm probably a bigger fan of movies than you are (I read the trivia section of IMDB and/or the Wikipedia page of any movie while I'm watching it) I enjoy my whiskey, sports, sunshine, motorcycles ,and all those other typical things people list on here to make themselves sound fun
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Good god, what am I doing with my life? I enjoy going to baseball games, going fast on 2 wheels, traveling, finding new adventures, etc. I'm getting into golf more and more as of late. But my friends and I tend to look a tad out of place with the number of tattoos showing among us. We give it the gentleman's try, nonetheless
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, playing baseball, memorizing random shit from movies that most people don't catch, and I'm a pretty savvy trivia player. Or growing facial hair. That changes pretty regularly
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile seems to be the most common sentiment. Sometimes it's the red hair as well.

Though, one constant I hear, once I get to know people, is "when you're not smiling, you look really mean" Not something I try for but I guess it happens
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Pillars of the Earth-Ken Follett
World Without End-Ken Follett
Harry Potter Series
Desperation-Stephen King
His Dark Material series-Phillip Pullman
Mysts of Avalon-Marion ZImmer Bradley
The Stand-Stephen King
The Collector-Joseph Vowells
The Hammer of Eden-Kenn Follett
The Natural-Bernard Malamud
When You're Engulfed in Flames-David Sedaris
The Hunger Games

Movies:
The Princess Bride
Godfather 1&2
Requiem For a Dream
Bill & Ted
Philadelphia
Willow
Legend
Labrynth
Braveheart
Tombstone
Star Was-original trilogy
Field of Dreams
Major League
The Thin Man
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
True Grit (new and old)
The Harry Potter Movies
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Pineapple Express
Caddyshack
(500) Days of Summer
Dances With Wolves
Alien
Aliens
Snatch
Crazy Heart
Tron and Tron:Legacy
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells
The Wrestler
Inglorious Basterds

I dont know, far to many to list...

Music:
John Mayer
Dave Matthews Band
30 Seconds to Mars
Mumford & Sons
Dropkick Murphys
The Tossers
Flogging Molly
Bonnie Raitt
Daft Punk
Florence + the Machine
Dire Straits
The Wailin' Jenny's
Wade Bowen
The Black Angels
Regina Spektor
Bleu Edmondson Band
Aaron Watson
Jason Boland
George Strait
Stoney LaRue
Randy Rogers Band
Jonny Lang
David Gray
Dwight Yoakam
Garth Brooks
Clint Black

TV:
Nip/Tuck
Entourage
Sons of Anarchy
Game of Thrones
Downton Abbey
Supernatural
Battlestar Gallactica
Real Time with Bill Maher
Vice
Deadwood
Skins (UK)
The Office
Adventure Time
Law & Order: SVU
Eastbound & Down
Family Guy
South Park
Firefly
Bob's Burgers
Futurama
Mad Men
It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
Friends
The Newsroom
Doctor Who
The Walking Dead

Video Games:
Red Dead Redemption
Metal Gear series
NCAA football
MLB: The Show
Skyrim
Bully

Food:
Breakfast Food
Italian
Seafood
Steak
Carbs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hmm...thats a tough one. Ok, aside from the essentials (oxygen, water, family, blah blah blah etc)
My motorcycle, good whiskey, interesting conversation, someone to be a jackass with, cold beer, and my boots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I want to do with my life...what am I doing with my life?
Who keeps letting Adam Sandler make movies?
Can I become a vampire?
Why don't I bite the bullet and put a double seat on my motorcycle?
How strange it is that the band Rilo Kiley is comprised of the guy from Salute Your Shorts and the girl from the movie The Wizard
What would someone have to do to join the circus?
How weird it is, that you can play Nickelback backwards, you can hear the devil. And what's worse, if you play it forward, you hear Nickelback
Are there still traveling circuses?
Why arent top hats and tails still in fashion?
Why is my room always so hot?
Could the zombie apacolypse really happen?
Where would I find a katana if said apacolypse happened?
Why does the second hand on my clock stop ticking all the time?
Why does hearing a mandolin instantly put me in a good mood? (its the same with a steel guitar)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching a happy hour, going to a ball game, two stepping, watching Netflix, going to bike night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love the sound of a tattoo gun.
I don't like cheese
I'm actually a hopeless romantic.
I hate Seinfeld
I like the smell of gasoline.
I did not enjoy Catcher in the Rye
I'm facinated by all things post-apocalyptic
I feel like it's my duty on this planet to kill Nicholas Cage at some point...he's just awful
I sleep naked
I wear cowboy boots around 71% of the time and Chuck Taylor's the other 29% if I'm not at work
ummm...that's all I have to say about that
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't take yourself too seriously
You do give a fuck about the Oxford Comma and think it's completely necessary for a coherent sentence.
You can handle being immediately treated like one of the guys from my friends

Mainly, if it strikes your fancy