I'm a High School Teacher that lives everywhere and nowhere in New Jersey. It's not as glamorous as you'd imagine. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than a whole one.

Teaching High School Social Studies; World History, American History I and II. Throwing a ball for the dog. Going back and forth to Giants Stadium (I know it's called MetLife Stadium but %&$# that, it'll always be Giants Stadiums to me). Playing Skyrim and/or Tetris. Watching Jeopardy!

In theory; driving.

Ideally; my job.

Realistically; being a smart ass and making people uncomfortable.

No idea what people notice, but I do know what they tend to say, which generally goes as follows; "Why do you seem so relaxed and calm all the time?" or "How can you always be so %*#$*@ calm?" and alternatively "Are you high or something?" Also; "How do you do it?" - what "it" is, I've not the foggiest.

Books: Batman, Spider-Man, Monster, 20th Century Boys, The Drops of God - Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, J.D. Salinger, Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis, Brian Michael Bendis, Mark Millar, Brain K. Vaughan, Matt Fraction

Movies: Batman, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill Vol.1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Inglourious Basterds, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Rock N' Rolla, Lost in Translation, Star Wars, Oldboy, Attack! The Gas Station, Battle Royale, Groundhog Day, Caddyshack, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Brazil, Zombieland, Slumdog Millionaire, There Will Be Blood, Magnolia, Summer Wars, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, and The Big Lebowski.

Shows: Batman, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Dr. Who, South Park, Community, The Simpsons, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Lost, The Wire, Six Feet Under, Pawn Stars, Deadliest Catch, Cowboy Bebop, Gravity Falls, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Jeopardy!

Music: Batman? The Gaslight Anthem, Frank Zappa, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, The Heavy, Rise Against, Social Distortion, Against Me, Peter Gabriel, Tenacious D, Primus, Ludo, Weezer, Skinny Puppy, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Airborne Toxic Event, Breaking Benjamin, Regina Spektor, Adele, The Doors, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Muse, MC Chris, Blue October, Girl Talk,Passion Pit, Of Monsters and Men, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Coheed & Cambria

Food: That which is edible. Lately; ramen, falafel and hummus. Also; Batman!

1) My Car
2) The Dog
3) Cellular Phone
4) My Job
5) Victor Cruz
6) Batman!, er... a Hoodie Sweatshirt (I'm a Hoodie Ninja!; pre-stupid Honda Civic Commercial)

Have you ever thought that you might actually be a character in a book but you may not be the main character, but a supporting character in someone else's story?

Also, who would win in a fight, and I mean a real knock-down, drag-out brawl; an Astronaut or a Caveman?

Seeking a friend to go to the movies with, or playing Skyrim.

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

Uhm, I'm self-deprecating like whoa and would probably say something off color or offensive if I answered this honestly. So I'll leave this blank.