You may catch me talking to myself, but I prefer to call it thinking out loud. Toilet paper should hang over, and if you think differently, I hate you (http://nedroid.com/comic/comics-rss/2012-09-30-beartato-tproblem-copy.png would apply).
I am however great at being impartial. I'm pretty decent at a few instruments, and I can usually solve maths puzzles I'm given. I've heard from a number of reliable sources that my hugs are the best ... ladies ;)
Shows - Community, The Flash, Castle, Better Call Saul, New Girl, SVU (I miss Chris Meloni), Game of Freaking Thrones. Loads of others along those lines that have finished broadcasting, but I regularly binge watch on Netflix. Mainly comedies, sci-fi / fantasy, procedural mystery dramas.
Films - Count of Monte Cristo, any Simon Pegg / Nick Frost films, Groundhog Day, The Invention of Lying, most superhero films (The Avengers in particular), Monty Pythons.
Books - Anything by Christie Golden, Trudi Canavan, Sergei Lukyanenko. Mainly fantasy novels, with a few books that teach new skills, and some pop-science books.
Food - I'm a fan of desserts. Plum crumble goes down well with some vanilla custard. I bake now and then to get my fix.
Games - Minecraft; The Elder Scrolls III, IV, V; Starcraft II; Fallout III, NV; I usually get the humble bundles when they come out, and pick up the odd deal on steam. Currently playing Minecraft TPPI modpack, Space Engineers, and Civ 5 a lot. Sometimes play dotes with mates: ask for my steam ID if you want a match!
Web shows - Some Yogscasters (<3 Ridgedog and Sjin), minute physics, veritasium, CGPGrey, a few of Brady Haran's channels, Vi Hart, ASAP science, TomSka, Nerdy Nummies, PBS Idea Channel, Tom Scott, Smarter Every Day, Healthcare Triage, Dungeons & Dragons.
Web comics - xkcd, smbc, abstruse goose, doghouse diaries, something of that ilk, explosm, nedroid, buttersafe, prequel, dinosaur comics, menage a 3, occasionally homestuck as well, though that has been dragging on a bit.
The lads / pals.
Knowledge that I don't have yet.
I'm pretty partial to my phone I suppose.