I will start with saying communication is very important to me.
I don't get involved is dramatic situations and I don't deal with whiner babies.
I have a very sarcastic humor filled with puns, irony, perversion and innuendos- to which; If you're offended by, you are fully allowed to take in-your-endo.
Am a tall-as-fuck, creature from the black lagoon; so buckle up.
If I could own a pet squid, you bet your ass I would.
Usually pretty easy to get along with, if you can handle the cynical dry humor.
Will let you know I am mildly good at empathy, awful at sympathy and absolutely amazing at apathy.
I like humor, funny people are funny.
If you act extremely uneducated, I will hop on my mobile internetz scooter and scoot the **** on.
Warning to all Herp Derps: I'm a little feisty and oddball goofy, so if you're easily offended, I'm certainly the girl to steer clear of.
My ultimate classic favorite game is Zelda, so much so I have a
Tri-Force on the back of my neck- suck it nerds!
I aspire to breed a strand of spider-monkeys in my backyard- Oh, and work on my English major sooner than later.
I want to be a vocabulary Superwoman... because words and big breasted ladies in spandex are both good things.
I'd love to be a 'Class A' writer but lately in life it is difficult to focus my attention towards my writing- or anything terribly useful for that matter- which is why you see so many typos and improper grammatical errors on this profile.
Keep in mind: Since the written in my strong suit, I am most definitely more interesting over text, in real life I am much less exciting; I can promise that.
I can make anything in to a joke but I do enjoy intellect in my conversations- we don't have to talk about quantum physics or Darwinism- we can talk about Scrabble, unicorns, boobies and Batman, too.
Speak up, buttercups.