Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"He hasn't been nice. In fact, he's been quite prickly and
stand-offish, can't imagine why. But he has been there when I've
needed somebody to talk to, he cheers me up. He's not nice but he
does nice things."
In short Im an exercise in paradox.
Im extremely confident and have no self-esteem.
Vain about my appearance/accomplishments and
Outgoing and boisterous as well as shy and reserved.
Cleanly and grungy.
Philosophical and nihilistic.
Hopeful and pessimistic.
I know where Im going and am completely lost.
I know what I want and.....dont.
Artistic and clinical.
Social and misanthropic.
Not so much bi as pan. I will also drink wine alone so don't always
drink socially. And am a fan of the magic mushroom so not
completely against drugs. For clarification since the choices are
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Current life mission is to become a Mountain Man and move to some
remote part of BC and have a farm...and produce webcomics and
With a side interest in taking over the world. Separating the rich
from their money and putting it to work improving lives instead of
just making more money. And restructuring the whole charity
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crowd weaving, which is a good skill to have. Now I know that if I
ever need to run from the cops Im all set!
Randomly quoting Disney movies then being disappointed when no one
gets the reference.
Oh and killing fruit flies. There be some ninja ass shit all up in
here! House flies allude me but fruit flies? I got those fuckers
pawned! (Unless they are really unshy house flies. In which case I
have a rather impressive kill count)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That Im small. Most people usually think Im a girl much to my
They likely notice that I can be quite loud when excited and
reserved when uncomfortable or tired.
Oh, and that I walk fast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Warchild. The Marketplace Series. Teen lit. Manga. Books
about serial killers and sociopaths. Books on brain related
Movies: Action movies. Animated movies. Mysteries.
Music: A lot of things. From classical to hard rock. Depends on
what Im in the mood for though I often enjoy silence (or
Food: Pumpkin pie. Anything not spicy. Food is better if I dont
have to make it myself.
Most importantly podcasts sort of rule my world.
I listen to ones about science, skepticism, space, xmen and
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3. Good friends
5. My phone
6. Time alone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My schedule for the week.
If its possible to get a mail order husband (from Russia!)
Comic book stories.
How to make money...it is my number one thing I cant live
My zombie apocalypse plan.
Why it's so hard to find a masochist these days
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably under one of my kids.
Or at a lacrosse game if its that time of year.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do fetish work for extra cash.
And have a thing for getting blood on my hands
My pictures, though not as polished as my previous ones, are more
representative of RL. A little grainy, generally rough around the
edges, hardly framed in the best light, and with me covered in
There's a lot I could put here, that I'm not telling you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have read my whole profile all the way to this part where I
tell you to not open with a statement along the lines of "you're
cute/hot/sexy". It will not endear me to you I assure you.
While we're at it say something a little more then "Hey how are
you?". If I havent given you anything to open with, with this
profile then fuck man we got nothing to talk about.
You have a series of quirks that only another quirky person could
ever cater to.
Who are you looking for?
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