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28 M Ellicott City, MD

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Midwestern dude, well raised, moderately intelligent, introvert (wizard), creative type, seeking similar girl for love and affection. Understands if you are not from the Midwest, wont hold it against you.

Like a true introvert, I spend a great deal of time on activities that produce emotional or intellectual responses within oneself. I draw, read, watch movies, and spend a horrendous amount of time listening to music. If I venture out, it's to have good food, drinks, and hear live music.

Adventure, excitement, a Jedi craves not these things.
What I’m doing with my life
"Proudly serving my corporate masters."

I relocated to Maryland from Minnesota (on 01/21/13), due to a promotion that made me the General Manager of a Warehouse in Baltimore. Not what I thought I would be doing with my BFA, and certainly not where I thought it would take me...

Tldr: soul- crushing job far from home.

What I wish I was doing: Writing or Illustrating a novel.
I’m really good at
Adobe Illustrator, 2D art, color harmony, and otherwise being creative. I like to draw portraits, logos, and things with swords.
Finding obscure bands to add to my itunes library.
Fucking shit up.
Avoiding sunlight.
Reading books in record time.
Giving cautionary advice to friends (I am the voice of Reason).
Thinking about drawing and never actually drawing anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the well muscled physique and perfectly bronzed skin tone, and the angelic choir that sings whenever I enter the room...

Or that I glow in the dark and break mirrors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Song of Ice and Fire series, Harry Potter series, The Passage, The Twelve, Wheel of Time series (although i feel it is very long-winded and anticlimactic) and anything related to contemporary illustration or graphic art. I waste a lot of money on books filled with art. I also will admit to having read just about all of the Redwall books growing up.

Currently Reading: Mistborn Trilogy

The Fountain, Brick, Pan's Labyrinth, Role Models, Snatch, Kingdom of Heaven, Willow, Inception, Drive, Zombieland, Wreck-It Ralph, LOTR, The Hobbit, Avatar, Bridesmaids, Forgetting Sarah Marshal, Step Brothers, Princess Mononoke, I Love You Man, How To Train Your Dragon. Tekkonkinkreet. Anything Pixar.

I don't watch a lot of TV, but I enjoy Rome, Weeds, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Trailer Park Boys, American Horror Story, Firefly and the ever classic X-Files.

Music: (I love music more than anything)
I listen to:
1.) Post-Rock bands such as Mogwai, Red Sparrowes, If These Trees Could Talk, God Is An Astronaut, Explosions In The Sky, Long Distance Calling, Pg. Lost, The Ascent of Everest, and The Seven Mile Journey.
2.) Electronic groups like Errors, College, Crystal Castles, Glitch Mob, Pretty Lights, Maserati, Justice, Emancipator, Kavinsky, Lazerhawk, and Bassnectar.
3.) Stoner Metal and Psychedelic Rock like Dead Meadow, Jucifer, Behold! The Monolith, Elder, Agalloch, Electric Wizard, Graveyard, Om, Sleep, Subrosa, The Sword, Truckfighters, Weedeater, Kylesa, Sundial and Naam.
4.) Assorted indie artists like Sea Wolf, Tegan and Sara, Arcade Fire, Espers, The Rural Alberta Advantage, Pinback, Polica, Alt+J, Phantogram and Warpaint.
5.) Classic rock from the 60's, 70's and 80's.

I refuse to listen to Country. I scrobble my itunes on Last.FM

Video Games
Team Fortress 2, Mass Effect, Dark Souls, Super Smash Bros, Final Fantasy VI-X, Guitar Hero, The Elder Scrolls, Legend of Zelda, Dragon Age, Animal Crossing, Disgaea
The six things I could never do without
Amazon's digital downloads
Corrective Lenses
A cool, crisp, delicious beverage. Alcoholic or otherwise.
Red Meat. My diet consists heavily of steak and instant white rice.
Music. Hands down the thing I cherish most.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The things we do for money.
How people get jobs they actually enjoy.
Self improvement
Whether I was born centuries too soon, or too late. I will never melt a man into ash with a ray gun, or crush one with an axe :P
Chipotle. There should be one on every corner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Recovering from a week at the ol' salt mine, which typically involves a movie, dinner, and elastic waistband pants of one form or another. And I am not even mad at that.

If I don't feel like cooking Ill go sit at the bar. But let's be honest, drinking alone leaves much to be desired.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think you could be my Ellie

You want to swap music.
You can recommend a good science fiction or fantasy book.

You would agree that in Game of Thrones, the Hound was one bad dude, but not really a bad dude.