I am Molly. I love stuff that's awesome and hate stuff that sucks. I'm outgoing and addicted to making people laugh. I like to think of myself as open minded. Having said that, I think Scientologists are fucking nuts.

I like : alphabetizing, art, chivalry, Christopher Walken impressions, color coding, creativity, dancing, eating with chopsticks, nerds, hiking, kisses on the hand, make-up, nicknames ["kiddo"], punctuation, quirky people, Stoli, Sunday brunch, words ["tremendous," "ubiquitous," and "forthwith."], writing [with sharpies], and zombies.

Oh. and brackets.

I DON'T like : Vests. Mumbling. Homophobia and racism. John Mellancamp. Awkwardness. Most anything involving Gus Van Sant. Diet Mountain Dew. Paris Hilton. Surveys. The song "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas. Arbor Mist. Fanny packs. Anything with a fuse. Blue writing pens.

Photographer, ill suited bookkeeper, singer, hair and make-up artist for occasional runway show, and karaoke host.

All of this aside, my main goal in life is to receive a singing telegram before I die.

Brunching. Eating with Chopsticks. Eating brunch with chopsticks.

My hula hooping abilities.

To read : Anything by David Sedaris. She's Come Undone. I Know This Much Is True. Memoirs of a Geisha. Running With Scissors. Ishmael. 1984. Resurrection. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs. I Am Not Myself These Days. The House On Mango Street. Tess of the D'Urbavilles.

To watch : American Beauty. Crash. Harold and Maude. The Machinist. Waking Life. Cashback. Strangelove: Married to the Eiffel Tower. North by Northwest. Shaun of the Dead. Away We Go. Dr. Tran Has a Chat With a Mormon Child. Drop Dead Gorgeous. Blindness. Love & Sex. 12 Angry Men. Short films by Jan Svankmajer. Cheesy horror movies and/or anything with zombies in it.

TeeVee: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, 30 Rock, True Blood, Weeds [I'm holding out hope that it will stop being lame and start being awesome again], Dexter, In Treatment, and a fair amount on Adult Swim.

To listen to : Elbow, DeVotchka, The Bird and The Bee, Flight of the Conchords, Gotan Project, Ray Lamontagne, Brother Ali, Radiohead, Atmosphere, Fleet Foxes, Lily Allen, Dean Martin, Depeche Mode, Maps, Bat for Lashes, Goldfrapp, Bob Dylan, The Shins, Cibo Matto, Terramara, Dose One, Nick Drake, The Cardigans, Air, Badly Drawn Boy, Etta James, Miles Davis, Groove Armada, The Knife, Nina SimoneStevens, Nina Simone, Stevie Wonder, Keane, Jamiroquai, The Gossip, Nikka Costa, Nat King Cole, Brad Mehldau, Portishead, Sneaker Pimps, Annuals, Eva Cassidy, Beck, Massive Attack, etc.

To eat : I don't like peanut sauce.

Good company. Something to laugh at. Sandwiches. Stimulating conversation. Potent potables. Celebrity Jeopardy references.

Why the past tense of 'wink' isn't 'wank.'

Fighting crime.

*Someone has seen fit to assign me the Knight Rider themesong as a ringtone. I like this. a LOT.

*I want to marry Atticus Finch.

*I can't whistle. :(

*Jimmy cracked corn and I remain completely unconcerned.

.. you love lamp.

.. you have a flag.

.. you are Jack's complete lack of surprise.