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DamnImThirsty

28 Emeryville, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, C++

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If we met in a bar, we might have an argument over single payer health care, then I might buy you a drink, we might dance, we'll certainly laugh, and I would definitely drive you home safely.

What you should get from our hypothetical meet: I'm straightforward, loyal, lighthearted, and kind enough to take good care of my friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do all the complicated math for video games. This is my dream job, and it makes me happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Convincing myself that I'm right. Driving fast. Being a die-hard fan of my favorite East Bay sports teams (Raiders, A's, Warriors, Cal). Getting emotional when they lose. Being accommodating for people I care about.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'd probably hear me first. I'm Italian.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A Long Way Gone, Ender's Game, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, The Giver, Anything by Michael Moore

TV: The Young Turks, Last Week Tonight, The Rachel Maddow Show, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Suits, White Collar, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Breaking Bad, House Of Cards, House MD, The Sopranos, The Wire

Music: Florence + The Machine, Death Cab For Cutie, The Xx, Arcade Fire, Trampled By Turtles, Band Of Horses, Fleet Foxes, Beirut, Gang Starr, Common, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Brother Ali, R.E.M, The Flaming Lips, The Eels, Cake, Zion I, People Under The Stairs, Living Legends, Dilated Peoples, Brad Sucks, Miike Snow, Foster The People, The Strokes, The Hives, Franz Ferdinand, Beck, Gorillaz, Bloc Party, Editors, The Cure, She Wants Revenge, Interpol, Dr. Dog, Rogue Wave, Grand National, Blind Pilot, Sea Wolf, Local Natives, Grizzly Bear, Digable Planets, Hieroglyphics, The Pharcyde, Jurassic 5, Keak Da Sneak, Andre Nickatina, Mac Dre, Built To Spill, Modest Mouse, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Pinback, The Shins, Of Monsters & Men, Sufjan Stevens, Mumford & Sons, Jose Gonzalez, Bon Iver, Two Door Cinema Club, Passion Pit, Vampire Weekend, Discovery, The Postal Service, Phoenix, Band Of Skulls, Them Crooked Vultures, Eagles Of Death Metal, Queens Of The Stone Age, Rob Zombie, System Of A Down, Soundgarden, Nine Inch Nails, Audioslave, Rage Against The Machine, Fujiya & Miyagi, LCD Soundsystem, Cold War Kids, Spoon, Alice In Chains, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, The Notorious B.I.G, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Warren G, Tupac, Sia, Portishead, Alias & Tarsier, Zero 7
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food
Judgement free company
Trust
Affection
Good conversation
Pandora
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether the Raiders will ever have a winning season. If the states will invoke article 5 of the Constitution to pass an amendment to get money out of politics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating a mind-blowing Italian meal with all the men in my...Italian men's club...(once a month) Otherwise, I'm surprisingly flexible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My now-ex-girlfriend made this account and wrote the vast majority of this profile, but I like to think it's accurate, so why mess with a good thing?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're open, honest, and appreciates being appreciated. I can do that.