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DamnImThirsty

28 Emeryville, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, C++
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If we met in a bar, we might have an argument over single payer health care, then I might buy you a drink, we might dance, we'll certainly laugh, and I would definitely drive you home safely.

What you should get from our hypothetical meet: I'm straightforward, loyal, lighthearted, and kind enough to take good care of my friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do all the complicated math for video games. This is my dream job, and it makes me happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Convincing myself that I'm right. Driving fast. Being a die-hard fan of my favorite East Bay sports teams (Raiders, A's, Warriors, Cal). Getting emotional when they lose. Being accommodating for people I care about.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'd probably hear me first. I'm Italian.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A Long Way Gone, Ender's Game, World War Z, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, The Giver, Anything by Michael Moore

TV: The Young Turks, Last Week Tonight, The Rachel Maddow Show, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Suits, White Collar, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Breaking Bad, House Of Cards, House MD, The Sopranos, The Wire

Music: Florence + The Machine, The Xx, Arcade Fire, Beirut, Gang Starr, Cake, Zion I, Foster The People, The Hives, Gorillaz, The Cure, Interpol, Dr. Dog, Rogue Wave, Grand National, Blind Pilot, Sea Wolf, Local Natives, Grizzly Bear, Hieroglyphics, The Pharcyde, Jurassic 5, Andre Nickatina, Mac Dre, Modest Mouse, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Pinback, The Shins, Mumford & Sons, Passion Pit, Queens Of The Stone Age, Nine Inch Nails, Audioslave, LCD Soundsystem, Cold War Kids, Spoon, Alice In Chains, Tool, Tupac, Portishead, Zero 7
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food
Judgement free company
Trust
Affection
Good conversation
Pandora
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether the Raiders will ever have a winning season. If the states will invoke article 5 of the Constitution to pass an amendment to get money out of politics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating a mind-blowing Italian meal with all the men in my...Italian men's club...(once a month) Otherwise, I'm surprisingly flexible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My now-ex-girlfriend made this account and wrote the vast majority of this profile, but I like to think it's accurate, so why mess with a good thing?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're open, honest, and appreciates being appreciated. I can do that.