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DamnThatsClever

32 M Bristol, CT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not good at these things so I'll get to it when I have some time....till then you could always just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Manipulating frames and pixels for mass consumption (making tv).
Going on adventures, getting lost, learning.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random Trivia
Quoting the quotable
Driving long distances without having to pee
Backflips (in my mind)
Sifting through bull and getting to the point
Laughing at inappropriate times
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dont know, you tell me. Is this something I should start asking people?

"Oh hi ________ , how are you doing?....No F'n way you just sang karaoke with Bill Murray!?!?!... sooo real quick question, what did you just notice about me?"

Yeah I might have to try that. lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These lists could go on forever...
Books: Anything by Chuck Klosterman, "Sex, Drugs, and Coco Puffs" is one of my favorite books, He breaks down pop culture so perfectly. Hunter S. Thompson is my idol, we all need some gonzo in our life. and Malcolm Gladwell opens my brain to its potential. Other favorites: Catcher in the Rye, 1984, Watchmen, Sin City, Marvel Comics, The New 52

I watch tons of movies so here's a short list, Star Wars (original trilogy), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Anything by Wes Anderson, Zombieland, Anything with Bill Murray, All of Tarantino's movies. Hero, Wet Hot American Summer, OldBoy, Zoolander, Back to the Future, The Room.

Im pretty sure I have musical schizophrenia... My music ranges from Acoustic Portuguese covers of David Bowie to Johnny Cash to Sabbath to Childish Gambino. I can't get enough of live music. There are 4 or 5 venues I need to hit on a musical pilgrimage I mapped out a few years ago. Here are some of my favorite artists Zeppelin, Bright Eyes, Brand New, Pink Floyd, State Radio, Dispatch, Ben Folds (Five), Tom Petty, Lupe, Metallica, Kid Cudi, Strokes, Neil Young, Los Campensinos!, Iron Maiden, Titus Andronicus, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Gorgol Bordello, Chili Peppers, Smashing Pumpkins, Alice in Chains, Thursday, Travis, The Roots, Japandroids, Modest Mouse, Gorillaz, the list goes on. If you know of some good music let me know!

For TV I only follow a few shows but do get caught up in marathons from time to time, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, House of Lies, Community, The League, Always Sunny, America Unearthed, Storage Wars, Adventure Time, South Park, Daily Show, Colbert, @Midnight
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Music
Car
Computer loaded with adobe products
Friends n fam
Roadtrips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I had a time machine where would I go first...it has to be good because what if you can never get back? Yeah, everybody thinks it'd be great to see a dinosaur...but dealing with Raptors while you're feverishly trying to fix your flux capacitor will definitely suck.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working and hoping I dont get out late so I can do something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This one time...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you've laughed or smirked when you read this.
- want to hang out
- have some good music suggestions
- its Adventure Time
- you need someone to try and take over the world with