Hello! I'm Jeremy and I'm probably one of the most self-contradictory people you will ever meet. How, you ask? I'm snarky, but honest. I'm indifferent, but compassionate. I'm spontaneous, but predictable. I'm intellectual, but can be dumb as a rock. I'm a total dork, but can hold my own in almost any conversation. I'm wise, but I make a great fool. You'll be surprised with my lack of prowess in one area, only to be astounded and flabbergasted at my proficiency in another. I take pride in being a smartass (and a jerk when the situation merits), yet there is a side of me that is overly gentle, caring, and sensitive. That seemingly insignificant part of myself longs for a companion, so I suppose that's what brought me here.

If you're confused about my username, just read it sdrawkcab.

Trying to get my career started, but biotech jobs are few & far between here. Maybe I should move out of state...

I eventually want to go into quality control for a biotech company, and my ultimate dream is to work for the CDC.

Being a great friend
Staying calm in a crisis
Video games
That's what she said jokes
Logic
Giving awesome back massages, despite not having been formally trained.

Pretty good at being stupidly brave too, since I led a couple friends into the abandoned subway tunnel, unarmed.

I don't know, probably my voice. Maybe people think I'd have some kind of middle eastern accent but really it's more like Jim from The Office.

I don't read a lot, but I enjoy science fiction, satire, and zombies. Examples: Ender's Game, The Alphabet of Manliness, The Zombie Survival Guide. I highly enjoy lighthearted humor. Favorite show is Family Guy, with The Office a close second. Here's a salt test for you: Napoleon Dynamite. Everyone either loves or hates that movie. I love it, so you can guess my taste in comedy. ;)

I've played a plethora of different board games (and no, not just Monopoly and Scrabble) and although I don't usually win, I still enjoy them. I actually play with a fairly large group of enthusiasts every Wednesday at Millenium. Similarly, I also enjoy a good tabletop D&D session.

I recently started watching Adventure Time and CANNOT stop. That show is amazing. Update: Okay so there's an end. Which is now the start of my AT withdrawal-induced spiral of depression.

I listen to pretty much anything that catches my ear, but have a soft spot for trance and other electronic music. Seldom do I enjoy more than one song from any given artist, but exceptions include: Jet, Dirty Vegas, Tiesto, Jamiroquai, Less Than Jake, and The Donnas. Neon Trees has now made its way to my playlist as well. I've unconsciously loved their style for a year or two, but was unable to admit that to myself because the lead singer dresses and looks like a total douche.

I'm not very picky when it comes to food, but I'm not big on anything that comes from the sea, or exotic dishes. I prefer to stay in my comfort zone, although I am willing to overstep my boundaries to try new things.

My (smart)phone.
Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Family.
Nice car.
Purpose in life.
Someone to spend it with.

I think about everything. I mean EVERYTHING. From why the shower curtains seem to pull in on you, to the etymological origin of names, I always seem to have something brewing in the turbulent sea I call my mind. It's probably weird enough to have inner dialogue, but mine sometimes turns into debate!

Out with friends doing something crazy awesome and fun, and taking lots of pictures. At least I wish I was, but I don't have enough friends that I can really hang out with. They all pretty much moved out of state. I always seem to become really good friends with the social butterflies, who can introduce me to new people. Despite all that, I still manage to get caught at home most Friday nights...

There's a monster under my bed. And I'm terrible at making the first move. Double whammy.

-You like what you see
-You play PC games (steam: damonnabru)
-You want to discuss apocalypse preparedness strategies.
-you're looking for a down to earth friend to hang out with and listen to your life woes.

Just send me a message anyway. I don't bite.

Nah, I'm kidding. I bite.