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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 4
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to have a real crappy work schedule (nights and a lot of weekends) which made it hard to hang out with my friends. So i made this profile with the hopes of meeting people with similar schedules. I don't have a crappy schedule anymore but I have made a few friends through this site so I'll just leave this up for now.

I am looking for platonic friends that live close by and/or share some of my interests.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just trying to enjoy life.
A little background info:
I grew up here, am a union electrician, married my high school sweetheart Sincerely-Sarah,and have a dog. We think he's some kind of border collie mix.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'll just list some stuff i enjoy doing:
Hiking, games (poker, blackjack, MTG, pool, bowling), food, alcohol, movies, joking around.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. asking someone you just met "hey what was the first thing you noticed about me?" is really awkward. If we end up meeting please let me know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Short list:
Song of Fire and Ice, Louie, Being John Malkovich, early 90's ALT rock, and everything except Chinese or Thai

Long list:
(yeah I actually did this. . . I seem to enjoy rating stuff)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Earth , fire, wind , water, heart. . . By your powers combined . . . wait that's only 5 things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that don't make sense to me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
the goddamn batman
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I won't be posting it here :P
You should message me if
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You live close by and/or you share some of my interests.

You want to meet in person and see if we "gel".
(some online messaging is perfectly fine and necessary but I am not looking for pen-pals).

You know what the word platonic means. (no points deducted if you need to look it up)