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40 San Francisco, CA Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 12:45pm
5′ 7″ (1.69m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Other, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Open relationship
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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I will make you best artichokes you've ever tasted. Seriously. You will be ruined for all others. It's a curse.

You'll know I'm coming when you hear the ding of my red bell pepper bicycle bell. I ring it when I'm happy and I ring it when I'm sad.

I grew up in the savage streets of suburban New Jersey. For a while it looked like I might never get out; it was only good fortune and falling on the right side of the Oxford comma debate that opened the door for my escape. That and my secret artichoke recipe, of course. But those cruel dark days are behind me, I prefer to keep my eyes on prize....

If you go on a date with me, you'll have to be ok with the fact I have great political aspirations. I'm planning on running for City Optimist in 2016. It looks like I'm going to win! I'm currently taking applications for a campaign manager. If you think you're qualified, click the green button!

I'm in an open (and amazing) relationship with the inimitable SexyGeniusGirl. She rocks my world. You really should be checking out her profile instead of mine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been waging a life-long war against all the ice cream in the world. It is a monumental task and in the end I may be defeated, but I'll rest easy knowing there are far fewer pints of Ben & Jerry's around thanks to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have the infallible ability to tell the difference between a dog and a cat. I've been right about this determination 100% of the time. If you want, you can test me on our first date: bring a dog or a cat and I will unerringly tell you which it is. One woman tried to trick me once by bringing a lamb. Though that particular case didn't trip me up—after a few moments I knew what it was—I can't make guarantees about identifying ruminants in general.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How good my ass looks in these jeans.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Beats not beets.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The voices my head that warn me about which of you fuckers are out to get me. All six of them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about social constructs (like monogamy, gender, consumer culture), how they influence my life and how I can free myself from them. Similarly I often question why we do things the way we do and what better ways there might be.

I spend a lot of time trying to be aware of the assumptions I make about others (including the truckload of assumptions I've made about you based solely on that thumbnail of your profile photo) and how that influences my interactions with them. And, of course, how to stop making those assumptions!

Sometimes I'm trying to figure out how to think less and just enjoy the moment I'm in.

Dark matter. The kind out in space. That is some mind blowing stuff. (Edit: After mulling this over quite a bit, I'm thinking more and more that it is just a ridiculous attempt to paper over the fact that we really have no fucking idea what's going on out there.)

Whether I should be considering the logical conjunction or disjunction of people's "You should message me if" lists.

If you see my eyes dart to the side it probably means I'm wondering if I can get away with saying that thing that just popped into my head. Notice that this is in the "things I spend a lot of time thinking about" section.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding across the pampas on my noble steed.
You should message me if
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You are weird and can appreciate the weird in me.

You are a GGG feminist.