You'll know I'm coming when you hear the ding of my red bell pepper bicycle bell. I ring it when I'm happy and I ring it when I'm sad.
I grew up in the savage streets of suburban New Jersey. For a while it looked like I might never get out; it was only good fortune and falling on the right side of the Oxford comma debate that opened the door for my escape. That and my secret artichoke recipe, of course. But those cruel dark days are behind me, I prefer to keep my eyes on prize....
If you go on a date with me, you'll have to be ok with the fact I have great political aspirations. I'm planning on running for City Optimist in 2016. I'm currently taking applications for a campaign manager. If you think you're qualified, click the green button!
I'm in an open (and amazing) relationship with the inimitable SexyGeniusGirl. She rocks my world. You really should be checking out her profile instead of mine.